Funny story:  Japan Develops Innovative Female Sex Toy

Japan Develops Innovative Female Sex Toy

SUKMA, WIGWAG, JAPAN - From the country that's brought us, Kabuki Dancers, Bonsai Trees, Karate, Sushi and Pokemon, have now come up with the ultimate sex partner. Developed at Suzuki Laboratories University Tech (SLUT),...
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Funny story:  UK Chancellor Orders Takeover of London Wheel in 'Brown Eye' Scandal

UK Chancellor Orders Takeover of London Wheel in 'Brown Eye' Scandal

The UK chancellor Gordon Brown has ordered the London Millennium Wheel to be given to the government. The 135m high wheel, the world's tallest, is also known as the London Eye. It has carried over 15 million passengers and by overcharging an obsc...
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Funny story:  London Introduces Robot Policemen

London Introduces Robot Policemen

For many years now there have been problems with recruitment in the UK capital's police force, but until now the London Metropolitan force has always relied on humans for its day-to-day policing.
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Funny story:  One of Our Statues is Missing

One of Our Statues is Missing

New York, NY - (Rioters): Disproving the truism that there's no such thing as a free lunch-eating statue, thieves have stolen one of eleven life-size figures by Manhattan sculptor Sergio Furnari based on an iconic 1932 photograph by Charles C Ebb...
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Funny story:  French Government to stop obese Americans at French Airports

French Government to stop obese Americans at French Airports

The French government delivered what is widely regarded as a calculated snub to America today when Jaques Chiracs ruling party passed legislation through the senate enabling immigration officers to refuse entry to passengers disembarking from trans A...
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Funny story:  Michelangelo's David Turns Up On Antiques Roadshow

Michelangelo's David Turns Up On Antiques Roadshow

The Art world is in a right state today as a rough early version 'work in progress' sculpture of Michelangelo's David has turned up at a TV antique show in Shepton Mallet.
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Funny story:  Beckham Rejects Cruise Scientology Offer

Beckham Rejects Cruise Scientology Offer

Hollywood midget and sofa-stomping weirdo Tom Cruise has failed in a bid to recruit new neighbour David Beckham to his infamous Scientology cult.
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Funny story:  Ed-E-torial Number 10: George Bush's Talks Iraq In At Wal-Mart.

Ed-E-torial Number 10: George Bush's Talks Iraq In At Wal-Mart.

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #10. Yes, we've hit double digits. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Wheelchair Bobby let's you speak to George W. Bush."...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Goes Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Goes Into Rehab

Los Angeles (QWERTY NEWS) - Lindsay Lohan has finally gone into rehab for porn addiction. "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my deviant addiction," said the 20-year-old actress, according to her publicist.
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Funny story:  National Bullying Helpline bids for Celebrity Big Brother sponsorship

National Bullying Helpline bids for Celebrity Big Brother sponsorship

London - (Rotters): The UK's National Bullying Helpline has stepped into the controversy surrounding accusations of foul racist abuse and victimisation on Channel 4's Celebrity Pig Brother reality TV show with offers to sponsor the programme...
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Funny story:  Big Brother - Jermaine's Tattoo

Big Brother - Jermaine's Tattoo

Unconfirmed reports suggest that Jermaine has had his hairline turned into a permanent fixture by means of a tattoo etched all around his face!...
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Funny story:  BNP backs Celebrity Big Brother moron

BNP backs Celebrity Big Brother moron

London - (Rotters): The British National Party has joined the Celebrity Big Brother row by admitting the show's number one foul-mouthed moronic bullying old slag is a pin-up girl in their London HQ office where she appears topless in a poster adv...
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Funny story:  Whitehouse call in 'Vagina Whisperer' as Barbara's bush continues to fail.

Whitehouse call in 'Vagina Whisperer' as Barbara's bush continues to fail.

With the stress of the Iraq war and the President's recent decline in popularity, the strain is showing on the First Lady's fanny. A Whitehouse spokesman has confirmed that the presidential vagina has been ill for many days and things have re...
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Funny story:  Britain wins gold in Mastabatory Championship

Britain wins gold in Mastabatory Championship

Monkey spankers everywhere were celebrating the success of Bob Fidget in the World Mastabatory Championships. Bob brought the gold back to Britain, after an absence of thirty years, with a dazzling display of world class wanking.
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Funny story:  Chimp Haven immaculate conception mystery deepens

Chimp Haven immaculate conception mystery deepens

Keithville, Louisiana - (ReUterus): Zoologists are baffled at the unexplained birth of a young baby chimpanzee at the Chimp Haven animal sanctuary following the sterilization of all males at the 81-hectare retirement home for apes who have previously...
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Funny story:  Bush/Blair - High as Nuns on Acid

Bush/Blair - High as Nuns on Acid

George 'dubya' and Tony 'double0' took their relationship one step further today as they dropped acid together, and stared into each other's eyes claiming to be able to see their maker.
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Funny story:  Celebrity Big Brother chicken row sparks World War 3

Celebrity Big Brother chicken row sparks World War 3

There were riots in Deli and Bombay is under marshall law as people took to the streets to protest about a channel 4 program which purportedly promotes racism.
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Funny story:  More Weather Chaos As Terror Group Strikes Again

More Weather Chaos As Terror Group Strikes Again

The crackpot pressure group the Misty Action Warriors are once more claiming to have brought weather misery to the UK...
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Funny story:  The Day I Realised My Father Was Ordinary

The Day I Realised My Father Was Ordinary

I was at a Hampstead dinner party the other evening with some Australian and South African friends enjoying a magnificent spread of dried fish and exotic branches, and talking at length abite the hideous cruelty my father inflicted upon us all. A monocled neighbour, invited out of misguided politeness, was gnawing at a leg of lamb.
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Funny story:  New Woolly Mammoth Link to Spread of England Shirts

New Woolly Mammoth Link to Spread of England Shirts

SCIENCE DESK - The National Society for the Advancement of Technological Techniques has unearthed new facts about how the brave English created the world, so there.
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Funny story:  Mutant Ninja Pandas March on Beijing - Bush Informed

Mutant Ninja Pandas March on Beijing - Bush Informed

BEIJING - China's controversial Panda breeding programme was thrown into chaos today when a unit of highly intelligent mutant ninja pandas broke out of the high security panda factory where they were being bred to be flogged to panda-less zoos ac...
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Funny story:  35th Anniversary Surprise

35th Anniversary Surprise

Petunia and I reached the crowning glory of thirty five years of martial, I mean , marital bliss! Forty dollars worth of roses and a meal she could have cook for 1/10th the price at the local gourmet cafeteria and we were back home to await the dessert and gift our beloved offspring had planned. Usually Petunia had to nag,remind and blackmail the freeloading hoboes to come up with some lame sign o...
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Funny story:  Brown takes over Downing Street

Brown takes over Downing Street

"Labour must admit Iraq errors, say ministers Acknowledgement may come when Brown takes over."...
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Funny story:  Use Email Etiquette to Hide Your Incompetence

Use Email Etiquette to Hide Your Incompetence

Are you concerned that your colleagues may catch on to your rampant incompetence? Always paying for drinks and giving your boss foot massages will only work for so long. Using proper email etiquette is an effective way to fool coworkers into overlooking your obvious lack of skills, motivation, and proper grooming. Here are some email etiquette hints.
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Funny story:  L.A. Soccer Moms Plan to Send Posh Packing

L.A. Soccer Moms Plan to Send Posh Packing

Victoria Beckham is finding out that being beautiful and successful as well as being one-half of a celeb couple is not enough to impress soccer moms in L.A.
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Funny story:  Hackers Hit Match.com; Make Inappropriate Matches

Hackers Hit Match.com; Make Inappropriate Matches

Online dating site Match.com was hit by hackers who scrambled the relationship logic in order to make thousands of matches that are doomed to failure. Match.com is the world's largest online dating site, and prides itself on being able to find l...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Big Brother Proves Big Bother

Celebrity Big Brother Proves Big Bother

Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother may be creating an international incident because of charges that Bollywood Star, Shilpa Shetty was subjected to racist comments by three of his white housemates.
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Funny story:  Clinton Fails to Satisfy Iraqi Critics;Blow to Presidential Longings says The Guardian

Clinton Fails to Satisfy Iraqi Critics;Blow to Presidential Longings says The Guardian

The Guardian cleverly used the words "failed to satisfy", "blow" and "longings" in an article that purrrrported to be about Hillary Clinton and the War in Iraq. Regular readers of The Guardian already know that no articl...
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Funny story:  Thousands Try Out to Be New Coca Cola Polar Bear

Thousands Try Out to Be New Coca Cola Polar Bear

Thousands of polar bears flooded the Atlanta airport this week, rushing to the Coca Cola offices to try out to be the new advertising mascot. The position is vacant due to the scandal of the old bear, Cookie, having an out of wedlock child with the...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Purchase Home Together

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Purchase Home Together

Actor Brad Pitt and girlfriend, actress Angelina Jolie (known to the public as "Brangelina") have just purchased a $3.5 million dollar home together in New Orleans. The house has an address in the French Quarter and has six bedrooms.
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Checks Herself Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Checks Herself Into Rehab

Actress and media personality Lindsay Lohan checked herself into a rehab program for alcohol abuse Wednesday afternoon. Lohan will be a new patient at the Wonderland Center in the Los Angeles, California area.
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Funny story:  Warriors and Pistons Trade Eight Players and More

Warriors and Pistons Trade Eight Players and More

The Indiana Pacers and the Golden State Warriors just completed a huge NBA trade involving eight basketball players. Indiana will lose All Harrington, Stephen Jackson, Sarunas Jaskevicius, and Josh Powell. The Warriors will lose Troy Murphy, Mike D...
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Funny story:  MySpace to offer technology to block terrorists

MySpace to offer technology to block terrorists

News Corp.'s MySpace said on Tuesday it will offer in the next 30 days a technology to identify and block known terrorists from the popular online social network.
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Funny story:  Crumbling Idols

Crumbling Idols

With last night's premiere numbers for American Idol (yes there were 37.3 million viewers watching), Muslims, Christians and Jews worldwide agreed to a pact. The pact calls for a setting aside of dogma to defend humanity from the obviously immine...
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