Funny story:  Blair wants PPPFI sponsored mobile brothels

Blair wants PPPFI sponsored mobile brothels

London - (ReUterus): The legalisation of prostitution debate took another twist today as it emerged Prime Mobster Tony Blair wants to quash any introduction of official red light zones and replace the idea with a fleet of mobile brothels carrying off...
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Funny story:  Naomi Campbell ordered to train with Olympic shot put team

Naomi Campbell ordered to train with Olympic shot put team

New York - (Rioters): Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to 50 hours training with the US Women's Olympic shot put team after Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Robert Mandelbaum praised her steely determination to hurl a variety of project...
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Funny story:  Ricky Tomlinson expresses shock that British Gas are capitalists.

Ricky Tomlinson expresses shock that British Gas are capitalists.

Socialist union antagonist Ricky "Scouse" Tomlinson has revealed he is shocked to learn British Gas is actually a capitalist organisation.
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Funny story:  Pop's Easy Says Industry Expert

Pop's Easy Says Industry Expert

Ever dreamt of being a popstar? Singing other people's songs to thousands of brain dead, screaming middle aged bored house wives? According to music expert Paul Gamblerachino it's never been easier. Even the chart rules have changed so any un...
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Funny story:  Binge Drinkers Spark Mid-Air Vision of Christ - Pope Informed

Binge Drinkers Spark Mid-Air Vision of Christ - Pope Informed

Last night, Rank-Air Flight 66613 was making its final untroubled descent into Gatwick Airport, when experienced pilot James Henley-Regatta (53) left the controls as he always did to reprimand binge drinking passengers. Little did he know that the ro...
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Funny story:  Highland Games Disrupted By Visting Aliens Charles Not Amused

Highland Games Disrupted By Visting Aliens Charles Not Amused

A surprising development today at the Highland Games as top hammer thrower, Findlay Spindley, was beamed aboard a mysterious space-craft just as he was about to throw for the championship.
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Funny story:  Obama: Whitehouse Bid, Big Mistake

Obama: Whitehouse Bid, Big Mistake

Washington, D.C.-- Sen. Barack Obama, the charismatic junior senator from Illinois, announced today that news of his taking the first formal step towards a run for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination are untrue.
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Funny story:  White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraq-opoly

White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraq-opoly

(Washington, D.C.) Further points of George Bush's plan for Iraq are being revealed. And for those staunch Republicans who say, "This isn't a game." Well...maybe it is. Except not Uncle Pennybags, but Uncle Sam will be the central f...
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Funny story:  'Snakes in a Cab' Opens Friday

'Snakes in a Cab' Opens Friday

Samuel L Jackson, not content to fight off 2000 snakes on a plane repeats his award winning reptile slaying performance in Snakes in a Cab opening this weekend.
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Funny story:  Greg Rusedski spontaneous combustion fears after house blast

Greg Rusedski spontaneous combustion fears after house blast

Sussex - (Rioters): Tennis ace Greg Rusedski is said to be revising his life insurance policy after a freak Xmas Eve occurence at his home in rural West Sussex saw part of his house demolished when an unidentified propellant suddenly caused extensive...
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Funny story:  UN resolution to mark International Holocaust Deniers Day

UN resolution to mark International Holocaust Deniers Day

UN HQ, New York - (Rotters): A groundswell of opinion is lobbying the UN Security Council for official recognition of David Irving and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's hystery revision foundation in the form on an International Holocaust Deniers Day based o...
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Funny story:  Eat Curry And Live Longer It's Official

Eat Curry And Live Longer It's Official

As if you needed it confirmed but here it is anyway: eating curry is really good for you - and that's official.
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Funny story:  Hire a Ghost For Your Next Party

Hire a Ghost For Your Next Party

Start-up company Hell Fire Poltergeists guarantees to not only scare the living Hell out of your party guests but also send them running for the door when you're tired of them and it's time for them to go home.
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Funny story:  Diana to be exhumed, funeral re-constructed: coroner

Diana to be exhumed, funeral re-constructed: coroner

London - (ReUterus): The Acting Coroner in charge of Princess Diana's much delayed inquest has ordered the exhumation of her body as a vital part of a police TV re-construction into her fatal funeral and burial.
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Funny story:  Bi-polar disorder blamed for rising suicide rate amongst gay bears

Bi-polar disorder blamed for rising suicide rate amongst gay bears

The shocking rise of suicides in the gay bear community has been blamed on a condition known as bi-polar disorder.
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Funny story:  Doctors hail full body transplant a success

Doctors hail full body transplant a success

A man was discharged from hospital today after becoming Britian's first full body transplant survivor.
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Funny story:  Polar Bear shortage forces London Zoo to bleach dogs

Polar Bear shortage forces London Zoo to bleach dogs

London Zoo was under fire last night when it was revealed that they had been bleaching dogs and passing them off to the unsuspecting public as polar bears.
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Funny story:  Glastonbury Rumours Rife As The Police Reform

Glastonbury Rumours Rife As The Police Reform

Glastonbury founder Michael Beavis was today thanking his persistent nagging as The Police famed for hits like 'Roxanne' & 'Don't Stand So Close To Me' announced they would be pe...
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Funny story:  Dame Helen Mirren Flashes Golden Globes

Dame Helen Mirren Flashes Golden Globes

Dame Helen Mirren, has taken a strong grasp on this years Golden Globe Awards which took place in Karbul last night, winning Two awards for Elizabeth II in The Queen, a film about the Monarch's days a teenage hooker, but...
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Funny story:  Ikea In Proper Furniture Shake-up

Ikea In Proper Furniture Shake-up

There was a bit of a kerfuffle in the world of retail yesterday when it was announced that Ikea would be actually starting to sell some decent furniture at last.
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Funny story:  "Hanging Was Safe" says Hangman

"Hanging Was Safe" says Hangman

The executions of Barzan Ibrahim and his lover, Awad Hamed al-Bandar, were completely safe and in accordance with guidelines which will be issued tomorrow by The Society For Problem-free Hangings.
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Funny story:  World's First Uterus Transplant on the Drawing Board, Bill O'Reilly to be Recipient

World's First Uterus Transplant on the Drawing Board, Bill O'Reilly to be Recipient

The unselfish, caring, talk-show host has told friends, "The folks have to be taken care of, even when I'm no longer around to do it."...
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Funny story:  Flaws Found in Intelligent Design Theory

Flaws Found in Intelligent Design Theory

In an announcement sure to rock the scientific world, Dr. Jack Harvey, a noted biochemist, claims he has found several flaws in the scientifically regarded theory of "intelligent design".
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Funny story:  First DWBJ Arrest Made by New Task Force

First DWBJ Arrest Made by New Task Force

It was just a matter of time before NYPD's new cracker-jack DWBJ task force would make their first bust. After a boring week of reeling in some driving while drunk, text messaging, eating Big Macs and a few shavers and eye shadowers a DWBJ finall...
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Funny story:  NFL Linesmen and Linebackers in Work Stoppage

NFL Linesmen and Linebackers in Work Stoppage

"It's not just about the QB!" was the chant of striking linebackers and linesmen during their demonstration outside the NFL President's office. "We're sick and tired of the camera following the ball", screamed a NFL li...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Agree 2090 Is Their WS Goal!

Red Sox Agree 2090 Is Their WS Goal!

Red Sox management and on-field manager and coaches agree that a World Series Championship in 2090 is a worthy goal.
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Funny story:  Unemployment in Children Under 12 Skyrockets

Unemployment in Children Under 12 Skyrockets

Arguably the clearest illustration of the horrific condition of our economy, a study by the New York Times has shown unemployment in children under the age of twelve to be at an all-time high. The study revealed that nearly 93% of children in America...
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Funny story:  NY Times calls Circumcision The True Aids Vaccine!

NY Times calls Circumcision The True Aids Vaccine!

The NY Times brutally devalued the work of thousands of vaccine researchers at the most prestigious Medical research universities and laboratories today by discrediting their work thus far on an HIV vaccine as "an utter failure!".
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Funny story:  Mutant Robot Crabs Run Riot In North Sea

Mutant Robot Crabs Run Riot In North Sea

Fears in Cromer Norfolk that the sea has been taken over by a strain of mutant robot crabs.
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Funny story:  Raytheon Settles Strike; Both Sides Thank Retards

Raytheon Settles Strike; Both Sides Thank Retards

In a surprising development, Union members accepted the less than generous new settlement offer from Raytheon execution-I mean -executives. The one thing both sides could agree on was the indispensable role of their retarded workers. Raytheon VP Bill...
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