Funny story:  Scientists Predict End Of The Sun

Scientists Predict End Of The Sun

At the University of Tooting in south London, scientists have at last confidently predicted when the Sun will vanish and the world will be plunged into darkness. And the shock is that it's sooner than you think. Are you prepared?...
View 'Scientists Predict End Of The Sun'
Funny story:  BNP rebranding 'successful'

BNP rebranding 'successful'

The BNP claim they have successfully rebranded themselves as the New BNP, and are fiercely trying to market themselves in a positive way.
View 'BNP rebranding 'successful''
Funny story:  New Chewing Gum for Butt Holes

New Chewing Gum for Butt Holes

CHICAGO--The Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company (NYSE: WWY), a leading player in the candy market, is launching a new line of chewing gum for your stinky ass. JUICY BUNS & BUTT SAVERS! Part of the new "Fanny-Fresh" li...
View 'New Chewing Gum for Butt Holes'
Funny story:  Boy George Sweeps Up Again

Boy George Sweeps Up Again

Eighties entertainer, outrageous homosexual & self made misfit Boy George has appeared in London's Trafalgar square dressed in orange overalls, a giant pink cowboy hat & a broom. It is thought, George real name George Alan O'Dowd was so sick...
View 'Boy George Sweeps Up Again'
Funny story:  Bush Proposes Solution to World Hunger

Bush Proposes Solution to World Hunger

George Bush has launched a radical and controversial new campaign to fight global hunger.
View 'Bush Proposes Solution to World Hunger'
Funny story:  George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.

George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.

(Baghdad--Iraq) A little known part of President Bush's new plan for Iraq has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007, the scheduled opening date of the first "culturally sensitive" McDonald...
View 'George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.'
Funny story:  New World of Whorecraft online game launch

New World of Whorecraft online game launch

Silicon Valley - (Rioters): The newly expanded World of Whorecraft online game is being launched next week.
View 'New World of Whorecraft online game launch'
Funny story:  Next Boy Band  On Horizon'Weather' You Want One Or Not

Next Boy Band On Horizon'Weather' You Want One Or Not

Pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has announced his latest project and it will certainly raise a few eyebrows.
View 'Next Boy Band  On Horizon'Weather' You Want One Or Not'
Funny story:  Dog Convicted of making owner fat

Dog Convicted of making owner fat

Connie the Labrador has been sentenced to 3 years in prison at The Magistrates Court today for human cruelty today.
View 'Dog Convicted of making owner fat'
Funny story:  Woman Arrested Over Talking Wheelie Bin Death

Woman Arrested Over Talking Wheelie Bin Death

Picture a normal Tuesday in Hackney, West London. Bin day, and ageing granny Elsie Glockle, 79, is leading her wheelie bin out to the kerb for collection as usual.
View 'Woman Arrested Over Talking Wheelie Bin Death'
Funny story:  Fire in New Orleans

Fire in New Orleans

A small fire happened in New Orleans and basically nobody cared. Samuel Michael Schildkraut spent some three and a half years in New Orleans and recalls, "As with many cities and towns, you'll meet some very nice people, but it was hard to f...
View 'Fire in New Orleans'
Funny story:  Saddam Hussein Kitchenware a Big Hit at Ikea

Saddam Hussein Kitchenware a Big Hit at Ikea

Ikea announced record Christmas profits yesterday and claimed that it was all due to their new Saddam Hussein kitchen range.
View 'Saddam Hussein Kitchenware a Big Hit at Ikea'
Funny story:  Comet McNaught portends royal disaster

Comet McNaught portends royal disaster

London - (Riotous): As it blazes a trail across the London early evening sky Comet McNaught is playing havoc with the hordes of millennium soothsayers, seers and interpreters of the splayed regal intestines who predicted Hellfire Club glory in 2007 w...
View 'Comet McNaught portends royal disaster'
Funny story:  Harry Potter Demands Salary Comparable To Beckham

Harry Potter Demands Salary Comparable To Beckham

Boy wizard, Harry Potter, is reported to be digging his heels in over appearing in the last and final book of his trilogy.
View 'Harry Potter Demands Salary Comparable To Beckham'
Funny story:  Official: Bush upset with Hussein video

Official: Bush upset with Hussein video

WASHINGTON (QWERTY NEWS) -- President Bush was upset after watching the video of Saddam Hussein's execution, comparing it to other films he has watched from the comfort of his home movie theater in his Crawford Texas Ranch, White House officials...
View 'Official: Bush upset with Hussein video'
Funny story:  Beckham demands wages in coins

Beckham demands wages in coins

It has been revealed today that David Beckham, model, media icon, girl magnet & part-time sports personality has written a clause into his contract at LA Galaxy so that his wages of £128m over five years, will be given to him in cash...
View 'Beckham demands wages in coins'
Funny story:  Celebrity Big Brother introduces 'Vaginaview'

Celebrity Big Brother introduces 'Vaginaview'

Celebrity Big Brother revealed their latest twist today with the introduction of 'Vaginaview' and critics are hailing it as the ultimate in reality TV.
View 'Celebrity Big Brother introduces 'Vaginaview''
Funny story:  Foxtrot Oscar Over And Out!

Foxtrot Oscar Over And Out!

Proud mum, Doreen Whitesnake, is claiming that her son Oscar is nothing short of a child prodigy and a new guitar virtuoso, set to topple Bert Weedon from his pedestal.
View 'Foxtrot Oscar Over And Out!'
Funny story:  Former BBC Exec Begged Like A Dog For Job Back

Former BBC Exec Begged Like A Dog For Job Back

It was revealed today, former BBC Director Greg Dyke who resigned in 2004 after a damning report into company baldness pleaded for his job back days after.
View 'Former BBC Exec Begged Like A Dog For Job Back'
Funny story:  Beckham to Join LA Galaxy

Beckham to Join LA Galaxy

He used to be the darling of the Stretford End, the Bernabeu, the England fans' favourite, accustomed to playing in front o...
View 'Beckham to Join LA Galaxy'
Funny story:  Tony Blair Calls For Debate On Role of UK Forces

Tony Blair Calls For Debate On Role of UK Forces

Tony Blair made a keynote speech on Friday about the role of UK Forces in Iraq and Afghanistan. In a brave speech designed to confront his critics, he called for a national debate about the role of UK Forces abroad, and posed the question: "Shou...
View 'Tony Blair Calls For Debate On Role of UK Forces'
Funny story:  Top Ten Signs Your Roomate Deals Drugs

Top Ten Signs Your Roomate Deals Drugs

1. He claims to be a landscaper. It's the winter. In Maine.
View 'Top Ten Signs Your Roomate Deals Drugs'
Funny story:  Bush finds another area of American's lives to invade

Bush finds another area of American's lives to invade

Bush proposes a law giving him the right to "make unwarranted searches" into America's Internet usage.
View 'Bush finds another area of American's lives to invade'
Funny story:  Wiccans onto a winner with new hex-messaging i-Phone

Wiccans onto a winner with new hex-messaging i-Phone

Macworld, San Francisco - (Ass Mess): A revolutionary new Wiccan hex-messaging i-Phone launched at the annual Geekfest in San Francisco this week is a runaway winner according to reports which show it is outstripping conventional cellphone technology...
View 'Wiccans onto a winner with new hex-messaging i-Phone'
Funny story:  What do the stars say for Will and Kate?

What do the stars say for Will and Kate?

London - (Rioters): Will (he) or won't (he)? Will they or won't they?.... That is the question celebrity spread-yer-legs betting site Aintgottaprayer.com is asking everybody to pour their hard earned cash into as royal engagement speculation...
View 'What do the stars say for Will and Kate?'
Funny story:  Scientology next for Beckham

Scientology next for Beckham

Madrid, Spain - (Ass Mess): Has-been football superstar David Beckham admitted today that he has been receiving coaching lessons ahead of a full-bling conversion ceremony into the cult of Scientology later this year after scoring a blinder in their P...
View 'Scientology next for Beckham'
Funny story:  Prince William Beat Me With A Crowbar!

Prince William Beat Me With A Crowbar!

Fascinating news emerging today about Prince William's time at Eton College when he was student there.
View 'Prince William Beat Me With A Crowbar!'
Funny story:  Old Hag Starts 'Question Time' Bloodbath

Old Hag Starts 'Question Time' Bloodbath

DARTFORD: The studio of BBC's Question Time turned into a bloodbath last night after members of the audience rushed the stage in a bid to attack one of the panellists. Lord Chancellor Charles Falconer was the focus point for anger as he tried to...
View 'Old Hag Starts 'Question Time' Bloodbath'
Funny story:  "Troops Want To Come Home" Say Families

"Troops Want To Come Home" Say Families

Families of troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan say their war-weary sons and daughters want to return home. A group of them have written a letter to Prime Minister Tony Blair pleading with him to sort out the situations in those countries, and g...
View '"Troops Want To Come Home" Say Families'
Funny story:  Don't Fire That Problem Employee - Sell Him on eBay!

Don't Fire That Problem Employee - Sell Him on eBay!

Every office has the guy who spends all day looking at internet porn, or the woman who unknowingly provides entertainment by constantly screaming on the phone to her ex about what a jerk he is. Managers are reluctant to fire them because it means lo...
View 'Don't Fire That Problem Employee - Sell Him on eBay!'
Funny story:  Psychology Returns to its Old but Unhappy Roots

Psychology Returns to its Old but Unhappy Roots

They are calling it: "The Scientific Pursuit of Happiness: optimism, gratitude, mindfulness, hope, spirituality". Positive Psychology is all the rage on some campuses but the deeply rooted traditions of modern psychology are reasserting th...
View 'Psychology Returns to its Old but Unhappy Roots'
Funny story:  US Binge - UK Purge

US Binge - UK Purge

Welcome to war as bulimia! As the US announced this week an upcoming surge of thousands of American troops into Iraq, our closest ally, England has decided to withdraw more troops. Initially some saw this as a ridiculous contradiction, however, our r...
View 'US Binge - UK Purge'
Funny story:  Bush's Iraqi Speech Lulls Even a Dell Laptop to Sleep

Bush's Iraqi Speech Lulls Even a Dell Laptop to Sleep

After 4 minutes of watching President Bush explaining his new "Not only are we THERE but here's why we're gonna BE there a tad" plan, one Illinois man fell fast asleep, confident that his Dell Latitude 3921 laptop would eas...
View 'Bush's Iraqi Speech Lulls Even a Dell Laptop to Sleep'
Funny story:  Bush Reveals Operation "Middle Ages" In State of the Union Address; Trades White House For Transylvanian Castle

Bush Reveals Operation "Middle Ages" In State of the Union Address; Trades White House For Transylvanian Castle

President Bush, in last night's state of the union address, surprised the whole nation when he revealed a plan to buy all of Europe's old, 14th century castles, including Dracula's, Transylvanian castle in Romania, built 600 year ago to g...
View 'Bush Reveals Operation "Middle Ages" In State of the Union Address; Trades White House For Transylvanian Castle'
Funny story:  NY Trans Fat Ban Will Severely Limit Food Options

NY Trans Fat Ban Will Severely Limit Food Options

New York City's ban on trans fats will permit city residents to consume only a handful of foods such as cabbage, tofu, and chewing gum. Starting in 2008, New Yorkers will have to settle for eating to live rather than living to eat. Manhattan...
View 'NY Trans Fat Ban Will Severely Limit Food Options'
« Dec 2006 January 2007 Feb 2007 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
1st
13
2nd
24
3rd
26
4th
35
5th
33
6th
23
7th
21
8th
25
9th
34
10th
25
11th
31
12th
35
13th
27
14th
27
15th
40
16th
31
17th
40
18th
34
19th
30
20th
19
21st
20
22nd
37
23rd
38
24th
45
25th
45
26th
28
27th
43
28th
26
29th
35
30th
45
31st
52
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 4?

6 14 7 16


Go to top ^