There were 987 spoof news stories published in January 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Women are naked under clothes

Women are naked under clothes

A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.
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Funny story:  Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
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Funny story:  Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears vagina cold as ice, sex tape next?

Britney Spears vagina cold as ice, sex tape next?

For awhile Britney Spears vagina was smoking hot. No celebrity on the planet could touch Britney's vagina.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears' Vagina has Legs

Britney Spears' Vagina has Legs

An internet group tracking the most searched key words on the information highway has found that Britney Spears vagina is still the most searched Q on the grid.
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Funny story:  Celebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row

Celebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row

There was a sigh of relief today at West Ham's Upton Park ground, when Lloyd Daniel, the ex-girlfriend of Teddy Sheringham was officially dumped by the former England star.
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Funny story:  New Britney Barbie Doll Debuts

New Britney Barbie Doll Debuts

The new Britney Spears Barbie doll has been unveiled by Mattel. Unlike other, more traditional Barbies, this one does not come with underwear and is anatomically correct. "We used photos of Britney getting out of the car with Paris Hilton to make su...
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Funny story:  Racheal Stevens Has Secret Affair With Jo O Meara

Racheal Stevens Has Secret Affair With Jo O Meara

There has been new evidence showing that Racheal Stevens, former S Club 7 star has been having a secret affair with her ex band member Jo O Meara.
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Funny story:  Jade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists

Jade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists

Three Journalists working for The Sun Newspaper have been hospitalised in what is thought to be 'post traumatic mental stress' caused by viewing a tape supplied to the paper by Ex boyfriend of Goody, Jamie Cashins.
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Caught Without Make-Up After Holiday Binges

Oprah Winfrey Caught Without Make-Up After Holiday Binges

Oprah Winfrey was caught without her make-up, and with no personal trainer in sight, after a month of holiday snacking. The talk show host and self proclaimed arbiter of all things wonderful and right (a.k.a. the female Rush Limbaugh or the black Ma...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears vagina saga continues

Britney Spears vagina saga continues

Britney Spears collapsed at a Las Vegas new years party. The latest incident happened at the nightclub Pure's VIP section...
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Funny story:  Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive

Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive

It was reported today that foreign students enrolled in U-Cal Berkeley's cultural training course, America 101, received some eye-opening advice from Wall Street "Head Hunter" firm, Heads 'R Us. Head's 'R Us agent, Gillette...
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Funny story:  Vacuum cleaner sex attachment to 'polish' you off

Vacuum cleaner sex attachment to 'polish' you off

Dyson, the vacuum cleaner manufacturers, have surprised the market by introducing a clip on attachment for sexually deprived men. The accessory fits on to the hose part of the up-right and is said to provide a gentle vibrating 'mouth' for men...
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Funny story:  Body of Jessica Alba Found Floating in Hotel Pool

Body of Jessica Alba Found Floating in Hotel Pool

MIAMI, FLORIDA-(ROUTERS)The body of famed actress named "Queen of Science-Fiction", Jessica Alba, was found floating in a Miami Beach Hotel pool last night. Police officers converged on the grounds of posh Florida...
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Funny story:  Jack in the Box introduces new "gay" menu

Jack in the Box introduces new "gay" menu

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA--In a press conference yesterday, Jack, CEO of The billion dollar Jack-in-the-Box corporation (JBX), announced the break up of his 13 year marriage to wife, Criket
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Funny story:  Brad Pitt Catches Angelina Jolie With Jennifer Aniston

Brad Pitt Catches Angelina Jolie With Jennifer Aniston

As if the whole Ménage à Ménage couldn't get any Ménagier, Ocean's Thirteen star Brad Pitt walked in on his live-in wife Angelina Jolie who, one Paparazzi source said was in the embrace of his EX-wife, Jennifer Aniston. Police, on th...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Big Brother Danielle Signed Up for C4 Show

Celebrity Big Brother Danielle Signed Up for C4 Show

One of the villains of the current Celebrity Big Brother, Danielle Lloyd, has been signed up for her own TV show by Channel 4. The show, which has been pencilled-in to start in Spring, will be a mixture of Bitch talk and gossip-type...
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Funny story:  Howard Stern offered head FCC position

Howard Stern offered head FCC position

President Bush in a obvious move to bolster his faltering approval ratings, made a desperate ditch effort offering shock jock, Howard Stern the position of, Director of the FCC,.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears vagina reunited

Britney Spears vagina reunited

Palm Springs,,Calif. Britney Spears vagina was the most anticipated and speculated story in recent history. The highly volatile, unusual subject matter has finally come to an amicable solution for all involved.
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Funny story:  12 year old boy becomes youngest transsexual

12 year old boy becomes youngest transsexual

A 14 year old boy in Germany has become the world's youngest transsexual.
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Funny story:  Florida Girl Gets Settlement in Topless Jumping Jacks Case

Florida Girl Gets Settlement in Topless Jumping Jacks Case

Last year, a Florida teenager was found in a compromising in her car with an older teen boy. The arresting officer had her get out of her car and forced her to do topless jumping jacks for him. In the ensuing legal process, the policeman was fired...
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Funny story:  Scat Fetish Attacks on the Increase

Scat Fetish Attacks on the Increase

In London, further incidents of Happy Scatting have been reported to the police today by both victims and witnesses of this disturbing new craze.
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Funny story:  New World of Whorecraft online game launch

New World of Whorecraft online game launch

Silicon Valley - (Rioters): The newly expanded World of Whorecraft online game is being launched next week.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears, Paris Hilton's deep secret revealed

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton's deep secret revealed

Recently speculation ran rampant in the paparazzi community as to what Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were doing associating together. They're BFF image was just so unlikely, it didn't mesh well with people.
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Funny story:  Semen In McNuggets Was Not Deliberate - McDonalds

Semen In McNuggets Was Not Deliberate - McDonalds

The manager of a McDonalds restaurant where semen was found in Chicken McNuggets, has claimed that it was an accident.
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Funny story:  Oral Sex and Dental Hygiene

Oral Sex and Dental Hygiene

A study by the American Dental Association has revealed that oral sex is a great way to keep your teeth and gums healthy and pearly white.
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Funny story:  Britney and her Vagina Run Risk of Over Exposure

Britney and her Vagina Run Risk of Over Exposure

It has been the hottest topic searched on the internet for the past few years. It is the photo that has been used as wall-paper more than any other. It has been sent back and forth on more cell phones that any other picture. If you have not guesse...
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Funny story:  Woman Gives Birth to Dog

Woman Gives Birth to Dog

An Ohio woman gave birth this morning to a full-size Standard Poodle. The odd birth occurred at a Cleveland hospital where a team of doctors and veterinarians worked for several hours on Mildred Stroebel who was accompanied in the delivery room by h...
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Funny story:  Shilpa Crowned Miss World

Shilpa Crowned Miss World

In a triple whammy Celebrity Big Brother celebration, Shilpa Shetty was last night crowned BB winner, installed as Indian Prime Minister and awarded the title of Miss World 2007-2017.
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Funny story:  Eragon or Harry Potter - The Fight Begins

Eragon or Harry Potter - The Fight Begins

Two of the world's biggest fantasy blockbusters Eragon and the Harry Potter series have been arguing over which of the films is 'better'.
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Funny story:  Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell Arrested in NYC

Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell Arrested in NYC

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK--(BREAKING NEWS) Donald Trump, CEO of the Trump Organization (NASDAQ, TRMP.O), and host of the his own reality show, The Apprentice, was arrested by New York Poli...
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Funny story:  IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!

IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!

Las Vegas - The biggest, most anticipated battle ever to be fought took place last night outside a Las Vegas night club.
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Funny story:  The Guide to Etiquette in the 21st Century

The Guide to Etiquette in the 21st Century

The latest people to write the Emily Post, Amy Vanderbilt, Ann Landers, Dear Abby, and Hints from Heloise column have all joined together to create a guide for etiquette in the 21st century.
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Funny story:  Painting of Britney Spears Displayed in The Rotunda of U.S. Capitol

Painting of Britney Spears Displayed in The Rotunda of U.S. Capitol

The photos of Britney Spears getting out of a limo panty less have become immortalized and American symbols for bald capitalism and individual freedom. Writers for Spoof International found a painted rendition of one of the now famous photos hanging...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody's perfume turns woman into racist

Jade Goody's perfume turns woman into racist

A London woman is set to sue Celebrity Big Brother contestant and 'pig faced nazi' Jade Goody, because she claims her perfume turned her racist.
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Funny story:  Dame Helen Mirren Flashes Golden Globes

Dame Helen Mirren Flashes Golden Globes

Dame Helen Mirren, has taken a strong grasp on this years Golden Globe Awards which took place in Karbul last night, winning Two awards for Elizabeth II in The Queen, a film about the Monarch's days a teenage hooker, but...
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Funny story:  Prince and Duchess Go One on One in Harlem, NYC

Prince and Duchess Go One on One in Harlem, NYC

Housing Project Basketball in Harlem has seen the likes of NBA Champions, NCAA Stars and quite a few heroin addicts who could still make a three pointer on a good day.
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Funny story:  Celebrity Big Brother introduces 'Vaginaview'

Celebrity Big Brother introduces 'Vaginaview'

Celebrity Big Brother revealed their latest twist today with the introduction of 'Vaginaview' and critics are hailing it as the ultimate in reality TV.
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Funny story:  Humans existed 50,000 years before evangelical creationists

Humans existed 50,000 years before evangelical creationists

Savannah River, South Carolina - (Ass Mess): Conclusive proof that human beings existed 50,000 years before the hybrid sub-species of homo creationists has been found by a scientific survey probing archaeological remains along the Savannah River basi...
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Funny story:  Danielle on the hunt for a new Soccer Beau

Danielle on the hunt for a new Soccer Beau

No sooner has the 'Liver Turd', so called model Danielle LLoyd, left the house to collect several bin bags of belongings deposited at the studio by 'Premiership Peter Pan' Teddy Sherringham, than she has started a new man hunt.
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Funny story:  Flaws Found in Intelligent Design Theory

Flaws Found in Intelligent Design Theory

In an announcement sure to rock the scientific world, Dr. Jack Harvey, a noted biochemist, claims he has found several flaws in the scientifically regarded theory of "intelligent design".
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Funny story:  Shilpa Shetty to Star in Eastenders

Shilpa Shetty to Star in Eastenders

It is official and it has been confirmed that Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty is to take on a role in long running popular soap Eastenders.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears' sex toy found at truck stop

Britney Spears' sex toy found at truck stop

A truck driver was suprised to see a bare foot Britney Spears exiting a restroom this afternoon at a Lousiana rest stop.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears' vagina tour runs into opposition

Britney Spears' vagina tour runs into opposition

Memphis Tenn. Jan 5 2007. Once Britney Spears' vagina was emancipated and set free to pursue a career on her own she's been on a whirlwind tour promoting her tell all book titled, "Your Cup of Tea is Not My Bag", that's a warn...
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Funny story:  Tyra Banks lusts for large beasts

Tyra Banks lusts for large beasts

Gasp and hold your breath. Yes it seems Tyra Banks is heading for the plus size section of Walmart.
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Funny story:  Victoria to do Lesbo Porn Movie

Victoria to do Lesbo Porn Movie

Now that hubby David has made the move to California, Victoria has announced that she will be embarking on a film career.
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Funny story:  New Look for the Ku Klux Klan

New Look for the Ku Klux Klan

MOSQUITO CREEK, ALABAMA--Designed to appeal to a younger crowd and help build up sagging membership. The Grand Imperial Wizard Dragon of the KKK, Ron Edwards, has decided to switch to a more trendier and fashion conscience look.
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Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys And Dallas Cheerleaders to Swap Roles

Dallas Cowboys And Dallas Cheerleaders to Swap Roles

If Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones has his way the Dallas Cowboys will become the Dallas Cheerleaders and, vice versa.
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Funny story:  Prescott/Vorderman Sex Tape May Lead to 'Prezzergasms'

Prescott/Vorderman Sex Tape May Lead to 'Prezzergasms'

In an amazing scenario dreamed up by employment experts, Britain could be on the verge of complete meltdown should a Prezzer/Vorderman sex tape be accidentally released by John Prescott's Department of Trousers. It has been suggested that if this...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Loses Her Wet Beaver

Britney Spears Loses Her Wet Beaver

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, BABYLON--Pop star and high society flasher, Britney Spears, made a tearful plea yesterday at a news conference asking the public's help in locating the person or persons responsible for the kidnapp...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Now On The Great Seal of The United States

Britney Spears Now On The Great Seal of The United States

Congress approved measures today to put Hollywood pop diva Britney Spears on The Great Seal of the United States. Instead of the traditional bald eagle with its wings outstretched in heraldic honor holding an olive branch in its right talon and 13 ar...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Big Brother Jo Breaks Smoking Record

Celebrity Big Brother Jo Breaks Smoking Record

Celebrity Big Brother housemate Jo O'Meara has wormed her way into the hearts of TV viewers - and into the Guinness Book Of Records!...
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Funny story:  Head 'N' Shoulders franchise buys Saddam brother's execution video rights

Head 'N' Shoulders franchise buys Saddam brother's execution video rights

Baghdad - (Ass Mess): Iraqi government officials are protesting tonight that the head of Saddam's half brother Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti literally fell off from shock after he and fellow convicted conspirator Awad Hamed al-Bandar stepped onto the...
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Funny story:  Harry Potter Arrested For Working Scam

Harry Potter Arrested For Working Scam

Schoolboy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Police for working a variation on the 'old empty camera scam'.
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Funny story:  Big Brother Jo : New Career Opportunity Beckons

Big Brother Jo : New Career Opportunity Beckons

Jo O'Meara left the Big Brother House this week shamed, remorseless and without a career. But in a unique twist, the bolshy bifter has come up trumps it seems.
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Funny story:  Big Brother housemate Jake Tweed is not a mute

Big Brother housemate Jake Tweed is not a mute

Hertfordshire (England) - Concerns have been pouring in from the viewing public, to the producers of Celebrity Big Brother (CBB) for the lack of speech from Jack Tweed, boyfriend of Jade Goody.
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Funny story:  Britney's waxwork model 'weeping tears of blood'

Britney's waxwork model 'weeping tears of blood'

London - (Ass Mess): A waxwork model of Britney Spears at Madam Tussaud's Museum in London was reported today to be weeping tears of blood after a protracted internet satire soap opera lampooning the singer's underwear amnesia incident dimini...
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Funny story:  Exclusive, 'The Spoof' gets first interview with Jade Goody after her shocking expulsion from the Big Brother House

Exclusive, 'The Spoof' gets first interview with Jade Goody after her shocking expulsion from the Big Brother House

Last night, 'The Spoof's' top writer, Breeze, spoke with 'pig faced nazi', Jade Goody. In an exclusive interview she opened her heart, and revealed details of what really went on in the Big Brother house.
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Goes Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Goes Into Rehab

Los Angeles (QWERTY NEWS) - Lindsay Lohan has finally gone into rehab for porn addiction. "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my deviant addiction," said the 20-year-old actress, according to her publicist.
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Funny story:  Jade Goody Beheading Foiled

Jade Goody Beheading Foiled

Twelve men have been arrested and charged under the Terrorism Act in Birmingham after a plot to kidnap a member of the public was uncovered this morning.
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Funny story:  Actor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid

Actor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid

LONDON -- Actor Richard Gere declared in a letter published in today's London Times that he had spied the first gerbil of spring while standing in his hotel room overlooking Hyde Park.
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Funny story:  Bush Proposes Solution to World Hunger

Bush Proposes Solution to World Hunger

George Bush has launched a radical and controversial new campaign to fight global hunger.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton has Breast Reduction Op!

Paris Hilton has Breast Reduction Op!

Paris Hilton, the skinny, boobless, airheaded heiress, whose sole contribution to world culture is the exploits of her vagina, has had a breast reduction operation.
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Funny story:  Prostitutes appalled by preacher's wives

Prostitutes appalled by preacher's wives

Prostitutes are banning together in a united effort to quell the insidious over use of gaudy make up and tasteless style of dress practiced by evangelical's wives.
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Funny story:  The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties

The following is a rare preview of the first chapter of a new book by the best selling selling author of "All Cats Go to Hell" and "You'll Never Eat Paris in New York Again." <div align=center>The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties</div> <div align=center>Chapter One</div> Once upon a time, there was a cute little pair of red thong panties. These were not just an...
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Funny story:  BNP backs Celebrity Big Brother moron

BNP backs Celebrity Big Brother moron

London - (Rotters): The British National Party has joined the Celebrity Big Brother row by admitting the show's number one foul-mouthed moronic bullying old slag is a pin-up girl in their London HQ office where she appears topless in a poster adv...
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Funny story:  Harry Potter & The Den Of Vice

Harry Potter & The Den Of Vice

J.K. Rowling has revealed that she intends to write an "adults only" edition of the popular Harry Potter series, to follow the last in the children's episodes, which is to be released before Christmas 2007.
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Funny story:  Big Brother Jo Not Racist : Official

Big Brother Jo Not Racist : Official

Jo O'Meara, the toilet mouthed human ashtray, was tonight relieved of her place in the Celebrity Big Brother House. In a cowardly joint eviction with equally cowardly Cleo Roccos, who was there to serve as a boo buffer for Champion Chav Jo.
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Funny story:  Britain celebrates as Goody clan are banished.

Britain celebrates as Goody clan are banished.

There were celebrations across Britain yesterday after it was announced that pig-faced Nazi and Big Brother evictee, Jade Goody, would be banished to a deserted rock in the North Sea.
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Funny story:  Potter Has A Mrs Potter?

Potter Has A Mrs Potter?

Daniel Radcliffe, 17, has been rumoured to be engaged to his childhood friend Nadia Franklin, 16. The couple were seen buying rings in a London jeweller last week.
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Funny story:  Ray Mears hospitalised after 'Wild Food' fiasco

Ray Mears hospitalised after 'Wild Food' fiasco

Bushcraft expert, Ray Mears, was in hospital last night as an episode of 'Wild Food' went tits up.
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Funny story:  Duke Lacrosse Player accused of Parking Violation.

Duke Lacrosse Player accused of Parking Violation.

After all rape, sexual assault and kidnapping charges against the three defendants in the Duke Lacrosse case had been dismissed, Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong accused Reade Seligmann of parking in a "residents only" space.
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Funny story:  MSNBC Hires Dan Patrick as Part of Olbermann Renewal Deal

MSNBC Hires Dan Patrick as Part of Olbermann Renewal Deal

SECAUCUS, N.J. - The cable news industry was rocked by the news today that MSNBC has retained the services of top anchorman Keith Olbermann by agreeing to renew his contract at a record $5 million for another three years--and to hire his old ESPN
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Funny story:  Rumor: Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Reach $876 Kajillion Bajillion Divorce Settlement

Rumor: Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Reach $876 Kajillion Bajillion Divorce Settlement

LONDON - Sources close to someone who once owned a copy of the Beatles' Rubber Soul album are reporting today that ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has reached a divorce settlement with his estranged ex-wife, one-legged supermodel Heather Mills, wort...
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Funny story:  US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

Washington DC - President Bush announced today that he would make an even bolder move in the fight against terrorism by killing "every penguin everywhere on this planet."...
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Funny story:  Tigger Slaps Teenager at Disneyland

Tigger Slaps Teenager at Disneyland

Tigger, the bouncey, flouncey, full of fun fun fun, tiger character from the Winnie the Pooh cartoons, slapped a teenage boy this weekend at Disneyland.
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Funny story:  "Britney Spears? Who's She?" Asks Shilpa

"Britney Spears? Who's She?" Asks Shilpa

Newly-crowned Miss World Shilpa Shetty shocked crowds of wellwishers yesterday when she confessed to never having heard of Britney Spears.
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Funny story:  Harry Potter In Scuffle With Renee Zellweger

Harry Potter In Scuffle With Renee Zellweger

Sensational news from the red carpet in Los Angeles today as during a minor award ceremony Renee Zellweger and Daniel Radcliffe came to blows.
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Funny story:  Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell secretly wed

Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell secretly wed

Rosie O'Donnell has been mysteriously absent from the View the last couple of days. The absence coincidentally coincides with a much publicized argument with Donald Trump.
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Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach

Dallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach

The question on everyone's lips at the Jerry Jones surprise press conference was who was to be announced as the new head coach of America's team, the NFL Dallas Cowboys. Speculation has been rampant in Dallas and all of Texas about the ident...
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Funny story:  Jealous Britney Spears Checks Into Rehab Too

Jealous Britney Spears Checks Into Rehab Too

Partying around town without underwear is not the only thing Britney Spears will do to get attention. Britney is angry that actress Lindsay Lohan has knocked her off the headlines with drunken escapades which were then followed by checking into a sw...
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Funny story:  Dirk Benedict in Tenuous Escape from Big Brother House

Dirk Benedict in Tenuous Escape from Big Brother House

TV star and ladies man Dirk Benedict was sensationally liberated from the Big Brother house last night after fashioning an escape vehicle from the everyday detritus he found lying around.
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Funny story:  Tara Reid accepted into Mensa

Tara Reid accepted into Mensa

Tara Reid was accepted into the Mensa group today for achieving genius status resulting from her attempt at counting down to New Years at a Chicago club celebration. Mensa is a very exclusive club admitting only the brightest 2 percent of the popu...
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Funny story:  Dear Abby Landers Advice Column Debuts

Dear Abby Landers Advice Column Debuts

Due to the recent deaths in the world of newspaper advice columnists, a new person has taken over the writing of the old Ann Landers and Dear Abby Colums. The Abby Landers column will appear in 542 newspapers worldwide beginning Sunday. The new writer is a no nonsense, no holds barred, not politically correct person who tells it like it is. Below is a sample of the letters from the first we...
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Funny story:  McCartney Heather Attack Shocker

McCartney Heather Attack Shocker

Paul McCartney has shocked the world by assaulting his estranged wife at his home today.
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Funny story:  Morrissey's Eurovision Glory Under Threat from Radiohead

Morrissey's Eurovision Glory Under Threat from Radiohead

Just hours after it emerged that flower-wielding tunesmith Morrissey was a shoe-in for the UK's Eurovision entry, mardy rockers Radiohead have rained on his parade.
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Funny story:  Royal Navy Cock-A-Hoop As Magic Stunt Goes Wrong

Royal Navy Cock-A-Hoop As Magic Stunt Goes Wrong

Street magician, David Blaine, is the toast of the Royal Navy today but because his latest illusion went spectacularly wrong in Portsmouth Naval Dockyard.
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Funny story:  Saddam Hanging Video Official Offered Contract

Saddam Hanging Video Official Offered Contract

Jan 3, Baghdad - Disney has confirmed offering the official that shot Saddam's Hanging Video a contract to shoot the hanging of Saddam's co-defendants this Thursday.
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Funny story:  Carphone Whorehouse threatens to quit Celebrity Big Brother sponsorship

Carphone Whorehouse threatens to quit Celebrity Big Brother sponsorship

London - (Rotters): Channel 4's reality show Celebrity Big Brother is under threat of sponsorship withdrawal from wannabe mobile brothel pioneer Carphone Whorehouse after contestants were accused of racist bullying tactics of a Bollywood soap que...
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Funny story:  Woman HARASSES Man

Woman HARASSES Man

"Women's Equality" and "United We Stand" are two well-known phrases that are being put to the test in the courts in the land of Texas.
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Funny story:  Vial of Angelina Jolie Saliva Sells on eBay for $43,450

Vial of Angelina Jolie Saliva Sells on eBay for $43,450

A vial of Angelina Jolie's saliva sold on eBay for $43,450 this week, with hundreds of bids pouring in for the rare and highly sought-after collectible.
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Funny story:  Japan Develops Innovative Female Sex Toy

Japan Develops Innovative Female Sex Toy

SUKMA, WIGWAG, JAPAN - From the country that's brought us, Kabuki Dancers, Bonsai Trees, Karate, Sushi and Pokemon, have now come up with the ultimate sex partner. Developed at Suzuki Laboratories University Tech (SLUT),...
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Funny story:  MP Insists a Cheeky Girl Is For Life, Not Just Xmas

MP Insists a Cheeky Girl Is For Life, Not Just Xmas

Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik who not only has a bizarre unpronounceable name, now sports a 'Cheeky Girl' on his arm.
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Funny story:  Bra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham

Bra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham

Further humiliation for denounced former England soccer star David Beckham, as Real Madrid manager forces him to tuck his new boobies into a bra before training. Rod of iron manager, Fabio Decapito, is sick and tired of Beckham's...
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Funny story:  US Air Force strips Playboy sergeant

US Air Force strips Playboy sergeant

Lackland Air Force Base - (Ass Mess): A winsome US Air Force sergeant who posed naked for Playboy magazine has been stripped by her inferior officers after being told that she "does not meet the high standards we expect of our airmen".
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Funny story:  Peyton Manning Pledges to Be in Even More Commercials if Colts Win Super Bowl

Peyton Manning Pledges to Be in Even More Commercials if Colts Win Super Bowl

Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning, a regular in television commercials for products ranging from Sprint to MasterCard, said during his Super Bowl media day interview that he looks forward to doing even more commercials if the Colts win.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears sets world record for bathing in baked beans

Britney Spears sets world record for bathing in baked beans

Britney Spears has done it again! This week she lay naked in a bathtub of baked beans for 5 whole days, without even stopping for a toilet break. As she left the tub of stinking rotten beans, she said "I'm so pleased with my new career.&quo...
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Funny story:  Christian Women Enraged by Spoof Story Saying They are Naked

Christian Women Enraged by Spoof Story Saying They are Naked

Right thinking Christian women of high moral standards in this country are outraged by the story by Buck E. Filbert of the Spoof Magazine that contends that they are n...
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Funny story:  Florida Gators Use Real Alligators Against Ohio State

Florida Gators Use Real Alligators Against Ohio State

Glendale, Arizona- The University of Florida used real alligators against Ohio State to win the biggest college football game of the year. The toothy reptiles would get a grip on their opponents ankles everytime they tried to run the ball and thus...
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