Funny story:  Ozzy Turns Over A New Leaf Loves Animals

Ozzy Turns Over A New Leaf Loves Animals

Prince of Darkness and wild man of rock, Ozzy Osbourne, has turned over a new leaf and is reported to be the new European Ambassador for wildlife.
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Funny story:  Gore Pinpoints Hole In Ozone

Gore Pinpoints Hole In Ozone

AP - Former Vice-President, and star of Oscar-nominated film, An Inconvenient Truth, Al Gore, is using his rejuvenated celebrity status to get answers.
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Funny story:  Get Tough Security Measures Issued by TSA

Get Tough Security Measures Issued by TSA

In a surprise move today Transportation Security Administration spokesperson Amyl Calhoun announced new tougher restrictions for airline travel. The new regulations are being imposed starting tomorrow and are a response to charges that TSA airline s...
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Funny story:  Grimsby Man Ends Up In Quebec Thanks To Sat Nav

Grimsby Man Ends Up In Quebec Thanks To Sat Nav

Jim Plank, from Grimsby, got more than he bargained for when he used his new sat-nav system for the first time. For instead of going down The Golden Cod in the high street to get tea for him and his wife, Doris, he ended up in Quebec Canada. He told...
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Funny story:  News of Bin Laden on Mars wins $3billion funding for NASA

News of Bin Laden on Mars wins $3billion funding for NASA

Washington - NASA officials today were celebrating winning $3billion of funding to look for Osama Bin Laden on Mars. After 5 years of searching and not even a footprint, the Saudi Embassy in Washington has advised the US government that Bin Laden lef...
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Funny story:  Mingin' McFlurry

Mingin' McFlurry

New research into the ingredients of the "McFlurry" shows that the stuff that's put in there is a lot more smelly than originally thought.
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Funny story:  Bal, The Indian Tiger

Bal, The Indian Tiger

This is the story of an Indian tiger called Bal born in some place in Maharashtra, in India. He lived with humans in a posh area with the posh human beings ( who claim to be human!) The tiger, that is Bal was accepted by the decent folk of India, till he did fruitful work, like looked after the general needs of the crowd and safe guarded their interests. Whate...
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Funny story:  Jade's New Show - Supermarket Sweeper

Jade's New Show - Supermarket Sweeper

Volte-faces and TV comebacks are two-a-penny of course, but the return of the Goodies is something else! After the tear-stained (onion-flavoured glycerine) outpouring of remorse and despair over her spoilt lifestyle, Jade has vowed to work in her loc...
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Funny story:  Love kidnap plot astronaut wore diaper to avoid detection

Love kidnap plot astronaut wore diaper to avoid detection

Texarse - (Rioters): International space station cosmanaut Capt Lisa Nowak, a 43 year old US Navy officer, wore only a diaper to avoid detection and the need to take a toilet break during her 1,000 mile drive from Houston to Orlando International Air...
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Funny story:  Is there Anybody Out There?

Is there Anybody Out There?

Evidence has finally been found that we are not alone. That's right! For in addition to Homer Simpsons there are other intelligent life-forms out there.
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley to play evangelical creationist preacher in US Dibley remake

Kirstie Alley to play evangelical creationist preacher in US Dibley remake

Los Angeles - (Rioters): Former Cheers star Kirstie Alley has been chosen by Faux TV network to play the star role in a US remake of the Vicar of Dibley sitcom.
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Funny story:  Vagina Crisis - The Lowtons and Me : My side of the Story

Vagina Crisis - The Lowtons and Me : My side of the Story

I am forced to issue a response to recent articles linking me with the notorious Lowton brothers in the current furore over 'Cash For Vagina's'.
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Funny story:  FIFA Ban Could Cost Italy World Cup

FIFA Ban Could Cost Italy World Cup

Zurich: Football fans in Italy are reeling today after FIFA, the international game's governing body, handed out a stern punishment to the Italian game in the wake of last weekend's tragic events at the Catania-Parma game.
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Funny story:  Nick Cage faces disappointment as Tom Cruise asks 'world's happiest penis' to play him in Hollywood Biopic

Nick Cage faces disappointment as Tom Cruise asks 'world's happiest penis' to play him in Hollywood Biopic

Tom Cruise named the actor who would play him in his new Hollywood biography last night as Albert Knob, winner of the 2007 'World's happiest penis' competition.
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Funny story:  Prince, the Performer We Formerly Said Was Crap

Prince, the Performer We Formerly Said Was Crap

Due to his awesome, and thrilling, half time performance at Superbowl XLI, Prince, the artist we formerly called crap, now kicks butt. He certainly gave the most amazing performance this reporter has ever seen. In fact I forgot who h...
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Funny story:  In Search of Tarquin Otter, Britain's Favourite Poet by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery

In Search of Tarquin Otter, Britain's Favourite Poet by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery

The work of the great and celebrated poet, Tarquin Otter, has for four decades delighted and intrigued a small but enthusiastic band of followers. Otter has ridden the wave of modernism and post-modernism, always surpassing himself with each collection that's just one step ahead of the game, and hard to pigeon-hole.
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Funny story:  Irish police admit they are 'losing the war against craic'

Irish police admit they are 'losing the war against craic'

Garda Chief, Paddy-Joe O'Donnell, has admitted to 'The Spoof' that they are losing the war against 'craic'.
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Funny story:  World's Meanest Bastard Travels 5000 Miles to Save Ten Pence

World's Meanest Bastard Travels 5000 Miles to Save Ten Pence

A Berkshire man, who renamed himself World's Meanest-Bastard, has been voted the world's meanest bastard by The Spoof readers, having just completed a round trip of 5000 miles to save ten pence on a litre of...
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Funny story:  Matthew 'Crusty' Morgan held by police over 'cash for vaginas' scandal

Matthew 'Crusty' Morgan held by police over 'cash for vaginas' scandal

Spoof writer and serial bigamist, Matthew 'Crusty' Morgan was arrested last night, after police discovered secret e-mails, linking him and the reclusive Lowton brothers to the 'cash for vaginas' scandal.
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Funny story:  "New Harry Potter Book Is Disappointing" says Stupid Man

"New Harry Potter Book Is Disappointing" says Stupid Man

An amateur book critic has told readers of a literary magazine about a book that billionaire authoress KJ Rowling said she'd never write.
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Funny story:  Shilpa Shetty To Marry Michael Jackson

Shilpa Shetty To Marry Michael Jackson

In sensational showbiz news today it has been announced that Shilpa Shetty is to marry Michael Jackson next month in St Margaret's parish church in Peckham.
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Funny story:  Man Recovering after alleged Sexual Encounter with Condoleeza

Man Recovering after alleged Sexual Encounter with Condoleeza

A Hampton, VA man was listed in stable condition after an alleged one night sexual encounter with National Security Advisor Gorgonzola Rice, the Washington Pist reported today.
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Funny story:  Super Bowl Commercials More Violent Than The Game

Super Bowl Commercials More Violent Than The Game

Psychological analysis of the Super Bowl commercials in comparison to the actual football game yielded a surprising result - There were more acts of brutality during the commercial breaks than on the field in Miami.
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Funny story:  Why They Piss on the Super Bowl

Why They Piss on the Super Bowl

Year after year the hype for Super Bowl after Super Bowl annually falls short of expectations. Monday morning 'round the cooler talk' laments the lame commercials and bemoans the boring game.
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Funny story:  Lucille Ball Returns from Dead to Call Prince's Music "Crap", Accuses him of "Stealing her Look"

Lucille Ball Returns from Dead to Call Prince's Music "Crap", Accuses him of "Stealing her Look"

"You call that crap music? I've heard Ashlee Simpson bark out better stuff on the wrong side of an acid reflux aspiration," the feisty redhead snapped. This after Lucille Ball was approached earlier today by reporters alleging Super B...
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Funny story:  Novelist F. Buller publishes New Novel on The Spoof

Novelist F. Buller publishes New Novel on The Spoof

Following is an excerpt from renowned novelist new novel, entitled "Buster and The Baby Angel".
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Funny story:  Valentine's Day Robot Brings World Peace

Valentine's Day Robot Brings World Peace

Women across America are hailing the release of the new Man-Bot 2007 as the perfect antidote for Valentine's Day blues. Designed through a joint venture of Microsoft and the National Organization for Women, the Man-Bot 2007 showcases the best &q...
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Funny story:  Spoof Administrators Reveal Lowest Rated, Least Viewed Stories Ever

Spoof Administrators Reveal Lowest Rated, Least Viewed Stories Ever

Mark and Paul Lowton, owners and sight administrators for the Spoof, an on-line humor magazine, have revealed the ten lowest rated and ten lowest viewed stories of all times. Said Mark, "These are the stories that either fell through the cracks...
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Funny story:  Thin people want fat surgery, too

Thin people want fat surgery, too

NORBIT, Ohio -- A new study that delves into the popularity of stomach surgery reveals that overweight people are among the highest number of obese adults operated upon.
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