Funny story:  Mad Cow Disease in Sheboygan

Mad Cow Disease in Sheboygan

Sheboygan, Wis. - (Rioters): The last time Mad Cow Disease struck Sheboygan was in 1987 when an escapee from a British jail HMP Wormwood Scrubs was mysteriously found slumped outside the Wisconsin Sheriff's Department claiming to be suffering fro...
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Funny story:  The Ayatollahs Sublime Solution

The Ayatollahs Sublime Solution

It came to be that there was a serious shortage of Izzielamic volunteers willing to strap explosives to their bodies and blow themselves and others into eternity for the cause. The Ayatollah summoned his bishops and other high-ranking clerical leaders in congress to discuss and solve the problem. There was much debate, but a solution did not result. In desperation the Ayatollah called upon his fou...
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Funny story:  To Catch A Catfish

To Catch A Catfish

To Catch A Catfish The lake I live on has the biggest, smartest Catfish that exist in any body of water on the face of the earth. There hav...
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Funny story:  Hams Wern't Amateurs at FieldDay

Hams Wern't Amateurs at FieldDay

High temperatures and humidity did not deter club members from the annual FieldDay weekend. The FieldDay Contest was held at the Sutton Fair Grounds, June 25th and 26th 2005, a first for the club. In previous years, it has been at Maple Hill, but this year the club tried a different venue to get more local exposure from the community.
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Funny story:  Kate Moss To Die At Some Point

Kate Moss To Die At Some Point

Kate Moss announced today that she may die at some point, probably in about forty or fifty years time.
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Funny story:  Examination leads to Resignation

Examination leads to Resignation

In a stunning reversal of fortune the head of the Italian - Archeological Antique Society (I-ASS) has been forced to tender his resignation. The internal and public outcry for his ouster has been the direct result of his mishandling of the "Rom...
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Funny story:  Austria uses cunning in war against USA

Austria uses cunning in war against USA

Vienna - (Rioters): Proof positive that Austria is arming Iraqi terrorists emerged today after a consignment of 800 Steyr-Mannlicher HS50 sniper rifles exported by Holocaust denier David Irving from his Viennese prison cell last year was found to hav...
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Funny story:  Bonds Tests Positive for Floyd Landis

Bonds Tests Positive for Floyd Landis

SAN FRANCISCO, CA Embattled San Francisco slugger, Barry Bonds, can no longer dodge allegations of steroid abuse, after reportedly testing positive for Floyd Landis. MLB officials began to investigate last Friday, after photographs surfaced which ap...
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Funny story:  McCartney Goes Nude

McCartney Goes Nude

Paul McCartney has been told by Frank Rallings the council's head of planning at Rother District Council he has to pull up one trouser leg while walking on his Peasmarsh farm in Sussex England. He was told he has to stay within the rules...
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Funny story:  North Korea Stops Being Grumpy

North Korea Stops Being Grumpy

North Korea is no longer on George Bush's axis of evil shortlist for bombing, due to its willingness to work with good guys like us, or get bombed flat. Those grumpy old North Koreans, who are so out of touch and
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Funny story:  Shock Obama is Black Revelations

Shock Obama is Black Revelations

The normally sedate world of Washington DC politics was today rocked by allegations that the presidential hopeful senator Barack Obama of Illinois was black.
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Funny story:  Mrs Slocombe To Be Given A New Fanny At Glittering Ceremony

Mrs Slocombe To Be Given A New Fanny At Glittering Ceremony

Doyenne of British farce and smutty comedy, Mrs Slocombe aka Molly Sugden, is being awarded a fellowship this evening, at the prestigious Fannies ceremony to be held at London's swanky Dorchester hotel.
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Funny story:  Welcome to Raleigh N.C. Airport - The Safest Airport in the World

Welcome to Raleigh N.C. Airport - The Safest Airport in the World

Would any terrorist in his right mind fly eight and a half hours to blow up an airport? Would it be worth blowing up 140 of your fellow passengers and a few rednecks on the minimum wage but brandishing a badge in pursuit of glorifying Islam? How vital is Raleigh Durham International airport to world security?...
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Funny story:  Blair Summons Ministers To Halt Damaging Leaks

Blair Summons Ministers To Halt Damaging Leaks

Prime Minister Tony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet next week in a bid to address the cracks that are threatening to split Downing Street apart.
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Funny story:  Jewell Accuses 'Bent Ref' Of Being Boy George's Brother

Jewell Accuses 'Bent Ref' Of Being Boy George's Brother

Paul Jewell, the cheeky-faced Scouser in charge of Wigan Athletic, was last night at the centre of a refereeing storm that could peter out into nothing.
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Funny story:  Sooty And Sweep Missing - Serious Fears For Their Safety

Sooty And Sweep Missing - Serious Fears For Their Safety

Kiddies' favourite puppeteer, Mathew Corbett, is said by sources close to him to be distraught by the theft of his two best buddies, Sooty and Sweep.
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Funny story:  Robert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims

Robert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims

Sensationalist & former talk show host Robert Kilroy-Silk was again making bold claims in Brussels today, claiming M&S were key players in the 'war on terror'. Silk, as his supporters like call him has said to have stumbled on some 'bloke...
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Funny story:  Why gay marriage is wrong

Why gay marriage is wrong

I live in a nice neighbourhood, a place where wholesome american children ride their shiny new bicycles up and down the street past perfectly manicured lawns, a place where old glory sits out front in every yard blowing gently in the refreshing breeze of freedom. Now I can hear you less patient readers saying "yeah so what?"...
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Funny story:  Ancient chimps used tools to build first African Creationist museum

Ancient chimps used tools to build first African Creationist museum

London - (Rioters): The National Academy of Creationist Sciences Symposium in London has heard how chimpanzees in West Africa used stone tools to erect Africa's first Creationist museum off the Ivory Coast some 4,300 years ago.
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Funny story:  Homeland Security Bans Urine From Flights

Homeland Security Bans Urine From Flights

In a press release from the Secretary of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, earlier today, it appears passengers with any sort of liquid in their bodies will not be allowed to board.
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Funny story:  Hurricane Karl Back "To Finish what I Started"

Hurricane Karl Back "To Finish what I Started"

In an unprecedented meteorological assault Hurricane Karl has reformed and is heading back to the Northern Europe.
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Funny story:  BNP chief admits stockpiling nukes for UK civil war

BNP chief admits stockpiling nukes for UK civil war

London - (Rotters): The Provisional Head of the Hellfire Club and Pretender to the Mountbatten Throne has admitted stockpiling nuclear and explosive chemicals for an anticipated civil war in Britain.
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Funny story:  Stern's cells used to grow breasts hydroponically

Stern's cells used to grow breasts hydroponically

Tokyo - (Rotters): Japanese mammologists have claimed to be able to increase the size of women's breasts by using a mixture of fat and Howard K Stern's cells and then growing them hydroponically into luscious DDs within a matter of days.
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Funny story:  Why I support George Bush

Why I support George Bush

I'm going to let you good folks in on a little secret, a secret not even my closest friends know, intrigued?...
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Funny story:  Bono: "I like them big and round"

Bono: "I like them big and round"

'Popular' entertainer, singer & politician Bono who famously fronts the immortal rock group U2, appeared drunk on Irish Television last night. Bono 67, was appearing on chat show 'Tirty Minutes with Keiren O'moonshine' when he mad...
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Funny story:  Drug rumours increase, as dog-faced Britney Spears urinates on red carpet

Drug rumours increase, as dog-faced Britney Spears urinates on red carpet

Recent tabloid photos, showing Britney Spears out and about for the first time since her divorce from Kevin Federline, have re-ignited rumours of drug abuse.
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Funny story:  Mutant Brain-eating Zombie wins American Idol

Mutant Brain-eating Zombie wins American Idol

Gillian McDonut, a recently deceased homicide victim, spoke of her joy yesterday at winning American Idol.
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Funny story:  Bush announces new "Cannon Fodder" plan for Iraq

Bush announces new "Cannon Fodder" plan for Iraq

In a speech to the American people last night, President George W Bush announced his new radical plan for Iraq which he named as "Operation Cannon Fodder".
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Funny story:  Harry Potter accused of smoking cannabis while at Hogwarts

Harry Potter accused of smoking cannabis while at Hogwarts

Would be wizard and Magic Party Leader, Harry Potter has remained tight-lipped over allegations in this weeks papers, that he smoked pot while a student at upper crust wizard school, Hogwarts.
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Funny story:  Blair Seals His Legacy

Blair Seals His Legacy

Isle of Sheppy, United Kingdom - Tony Blair said today that the United Kingdom is to become the eighth continent of the world, cementing his legacy as a world player. He made the announcement on the small island just off the English coast, which one...
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Funny story:  Shilpa In Police Reunion Sensation - I'm Walking On The Moon Says Bollywood Star

Shilpa In Police Reunion Sensation - I'm Walking On The Moon Says Bollywood Star

Sensational showbiz news as reports reach us that legendary rockers, The Police, are to reform with Bollywood sensation Shilpa Shetty fronting the band.
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Funny story:  Jade Goody St Valentine's Day Vagina Monologue Massacre

Jade Goody St Valentine's Day Vagina Monologue Massacre

The newest addition to the Vagina Monologues is published on Wednesday 14th February to coincide with St Valentine's Day, and will be read to the world by Celebrity Big Brother loser Jade Goody.
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Funny story:  Camilla, Duchess Of Cornflakes Haemorrhoid Hospitalisation Horror

Camilla, Duchess Of Cornflakes Haemorrhoid Hospitalisation Horror

The wife of Prince Charles, Jamelia Barker-Powles, is to go into hospital to have treatment on her haemorrhoids, Palace sources have said.
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Funny story:  Tiki or Red Neck!?

Tiki or Red Neck!?

A psychology experiment in perception has captured the imagination of what seems like the whole globe as the worldwideweb has spread this image through all of Muslimdom, Christendom, Hindudom, Buddhistdom and the rest of dumb humanity.
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Funny story:  Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 6

Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 6

The baby angel's name at birth was, and boy, or should I say girl... or both... this was some birth, Lilithanne Aconda Kniffelblossom. As you may have guessed the bouncing baby something or other was the only true hermaphrodite ever born in the rural community of Kniffelblossom, Indiana. At least s/he was the only one allowed to see the light of day since such country folk as occupied this...
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Funny story:  Yank's Bernie Williams Tells Steingrabber to Stuff It!

Yank's Bernie Williams Tells Steingrabber to Stuff It!

One of the greatest Yankee players of all time was offered a minor league contract by infamous NY Yankee owner-dictator Baron Von Steingrabber. Williams, always the gentleman, declined the tight-wad's offer by stating the obvious: "If they w...
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Funny story:  An Open Letter to USA Network

An Open Letter to USA Network

I am outraged by the type of filth that you have allowed to fill our televisions screens tonight. I was sitting at our couch with my wife and children when my wife made the decision to keep the channel on your vile, despicable program, the "131st Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show."...
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Funny story:  Rising Tides Inundate Welsh Historic Sites

Rising Tides Inundate Welsh Historic Sites

Global warming seems to have already hit the southwestern shore of the English Island.Beachcomber extraordinaire Ringo Starr reported to the Wales' Blowhole that historic sites along the Welsh coast are in serious danger since the unusually high...
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Funny story:  Paraphernalia4yourgenitalia.cum Wants 2B Your Sexperts

Paraphernalia4yourgenitalia.cum Wants 2B Your Sexperts

The coupling couples' advisors, newly reconciled Colleen and Havinghurst Dawurst invite your sexual queries on paraphernalia4yourgenitalia or just send them to TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample of one of our most recent Q&A's.
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Funny story:  Iran Legalizes Gay Marriage

Iran Legalizes Gay Marriage

(Al Manziera) In an unexpected victory for gays in Iran, gay marriage was legalized today. Following the February Holocaust Denial Conference hosted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his new "main squeeze" Klan Leader David Duke, the couple jointl...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Linked By Genealogists To Wicked Witch of the East

Britney Spears Linked By Genealogists To Wicked Witch of the East

Genealogists today linked pop diva Britney Spears with the wicked witch of the East from The Wizard of Oz. The wicked witch of the East was the one who was killed in the beginning of the story after Dorothy's Kansas home fell on her and left her...
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Funny story:  Cat Fight in Heaven

Cat Fight in Heaven

Gorgeous, blond bombshell, famous for her voluptuous body, her easy manipulation of men, and her revealing Playboy photographs was found dead under mysterious circumstances. In other news ... Anna Nicole Smith was found dead too.
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Funny story:  Anna Nicole killed by her own breast

Anna Nicole killed by her own breast

Medical Examiners in Florida revealed today, that the true cause of Anna Nicole Smith's death was due to suffocation by her own enormous breast implants. "This is the first time in history that a woman was killed by her own rack," they...
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Funny story:  Commercials Geared Toward Minorities Said to be Racially Motivated

Commercials Geared Toward Minorities Said to be Racially Motivated

St. Louis, MO - Many people are beginning to wonder whether the "urbanized" commercials that are shown on some TV channels are racially motivated. The commercials in question usually play on stations whose audiences are primarily African Am...
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Funny story:  Who says torture is wrong?

Who says torture is wrong?

Now if you're like me, you're probably wondering what all this torture nonsense you keep reading in the liberal press is all about.
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Funny story:  Former White House Press Secratary Missing

Former White House Press Secratary Missing

Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan is listed as missing and The Federal Bureau of Investigation has begun an inquiry. As yet the FBI is not commenting on the case and Officials at The White House have issued only a "no comment&q...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera Genuine Naked Pics: The Truth

Christina Aguilera Genuine Naked Pics: The Truth

A journalist for The Spoof was exposed as a charlatan today. The Writer, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was alleged to have produced misleading headlines in order to gain Internet ratings over his 'rivals', The Spoof's editors ...
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Funny story:  Bird Flu Crisis: Source of infection found

Bird Flu Crisis: Source of infection found

The recent 'Bird Flu' crisis has taken a sinister turn today. According to sources Mr Matthews supplied the very turkey that Dimwit George W Bush gave the Thanksgiving reprieve to.
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Funny story:  Camilla to Stand in For Police Drummer

Camilla to Stand in For Police Drummer

Stuart Copeland, drummer with 80's band 'The Police', has sensationally pulled out of the comeback gigs announced recently.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Hosts New Adult Reading Show, "Between The Panty Lines"

Britney Spears Hosts New Adult Reading Show, "Between The Panty Lines"

In the same vein that PBS children's show, Between the Lions is designed to promote reading amongst children, Britney Spears will now host her own television puppet show. It will be called Between the Panty Lines and it will be...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

A man in Italy who made a perfect replica of the Paris Hilton using his toenails has been caught on the Spanish coast taking photos of sun bathers feet. It is claimed he would creep up on bathers and take pictures of there feet while they slept.
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