ISLAM-A-BAD, PAW-KISS-TAN: Miffed by all the publicity accorded to 19-year old Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, - the new leader of the Pakistan People's Party - a pouting Musharraf phoned up his son Bilal in the US, orde...
Islamabad, Pakistan - The manufacturers of sunroofs issued an international recall of their sunroof product line today, citing an unforeseeable hazard of political assassination of foreign leaders pressing for democratic reforms abroad. Inexplicably,...
Wapping, England -- Two iPHONE images (Sun Dec 30 12:10 pm) have been circulating the web, purportedly, showing Elvis and Benazir Bhutto at Apu's Quickie Mart in a Dubai Shopping Mall.
Hollywood, California - In an attempt to save face and retain credibility in the public eye, the ADL quickly backed down from their defaming campaign of Hollywood actor, Will Smith, and accepted his explanation that a Scottish newspaper published his...
The Foreign Office is to relocate to Milton Keynes. A secret document, known only to myself and several million "Mail On Sunday" readers outlines the plans.
London - (Bad Ass Mess): Paranormal soothsaying website Old Whores Almanack 2008 has risen to the challenge thrown down by the International Skeptics Society to predict an Armageddon-like disaster to hit the UK on New Year's Day...
While, the Writers Strike is in its eighth week, David Letterman's Production Company Worldwide Pants has struck a separate deal with its writers. This will allow both the David Letterman and Craig Ferguson shows to start airing live, in January.
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan -- Pakistan's Interior Ministry spokesman, Javed lqbal Cheema, said that Benazir Bhutto died from hitting her head on the sunroof of her campaign vehicle and not from bullet wounds. As a result, the manufacturer of Bhutto'...
The US Dollar began tracking just below the Ugandan Shilling, for the first time, last week, and George Bush began seeking some emergency economic advice. Just what are you supposed to do, after you have stuck all of those pins into the doll, and the...
For the past twenty years the 'nanny state', in the UK have undermined the traditional role of children - particularly the games boys are allowed to play. It got so bad that the games of marbles
The entertainment world was shocked to hear that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant and now it turns out that they are to be shocked once again with the startling revelation that her sister Britney secretly impregnated her
The proverb by the ancient Greek philosopher Plato, "necessity is the mother of invention," has taken on another life in the South recently where two industries seem to be gearing up as a result of the drought this year.
NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Bill Gates has personally opened his first Microsoft retail store, in Manhattan to compete with the brilliantly successful stores selling Apple computer products.
The New Year hasn't arrived yet, and New York Knicks owner James Dolan nearly dropped the ball already. Isiah Thomas who has led the Knicks to the lottery on a yearly basis was willing to part ways with the franchise if a new contract wasn't...
The U.S. Supreme Court has made the first major update of Miranda vs. Arizona, the landmark 1963 case which required police to "read the rights" to all those they arrest.
Top officials of leading spy agencies, including the CIA, MI-6 and Israeli Mossad, met in London recently to discuss why their undercover agents are getting killed in record numbers. The conclusion: spies who "Think spying is just like it is in...
Ron Paul fundraiser Trevor Lyman is planning a new money bomb, but this time it's for Hillary Clinton - with a twist. In the past two months Lyman has raised over $10 million for Republican candidate Ron Paul, through two special events on Novemb...
The U.S., in response to incredible financial pressure from the Congress, has decided to offshore outsource it's military machine and all of the manpower required to manage it.