Warbling tosser Chris De Bergh has been deported to Iran by Gordon Brown after a special request by President President George Bush in an effort to scare the Iranians into submission.
(Washington) - The U.S. Supreme Court today announced it would rule on a landmark case involving the second amendment to the U.S. Constitution; the right of private citizens to bare arms ...
(Los Angeles) - Despite the hysterical warnings of scientists, celebrities, politicians and ex-Vice Presidents, many U.S. residents, including those in warm sunny Southern California, are experiencing some of the coldest winter weather on record ...
In what was predicted to be a historical day in politics, December 16, 2007, the so-called Ron Paul Tea Party Money Bomb has, well, bombed.
Diminutive pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, was today breathing a sigh of relief as his plans to have Australian pop princess and songstress, Kylie Minogue, declared winner of the X-Factor nearly went all Pete Tong.
Fleet Street - (Diabolical Mess): A UK Sunday tabloid has warned its readers to prepare themselves for dire circumstances in the event of the Puppet Monarch's death.
It is very important to know how to give gifts properly. Someone told me to look at the biblical account (Matthew's gospel to be precise) to find out how the very first Christmas went; when the Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus; "they presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh."...
London, England (AR) As Big Ben struck 9 PM on the first night of curfew the streets of London were eerily quiet, but most Londoners were anyway glued to their televisions for Her Royal Highness the Queen's official announcement, the full text of...
In the travesty that is "The X-Factor" yet another "gorgeous" blank-faced boy has won the competition, successfully out-manouvering any contestant with a semblance of talent by looking at the camera with weepy puppy-dog eyes.
IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...
Formerly famous TV celebrities and Royal household pets, The Wombles, have fallen on hard times since their latest series was axed due to falling viewing figures.
The famous author, atheist, geneticist and God-botherer Richard Dawkins has caused controversy by announcing that he is the all-knowing creator of the universe.
Vice-President Dick 'Peace, Love And Underfunding' Cheney is to have the world's first species change. Speaking from his hospital bed last night, Cheney revealed that:...
The recent United Nations climate change summit held in Bali has been hailed as 'a complete success' by coordinator and UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.
A shock investigation by a leading British tabloid has revealed that practically all immigrants into the United Kingdom are 'not British'. The newspaper began the investigation after repeated requests from its readers to try to explain why th...
In a move hailed as a bold modernisation of community life the European Union has issued a directive cancelling future occurrences of Christmas.
London, England - Contaminated wheat gluten in dog food; lead based paint in toys; spinach tainted with E. coli; peanut butter; Veggie Booty Health Snacks; fish; hamburger meat; frozen pizza; pot pies; children vaccines and the list goes on and on fo...
Vatican City - It's official. At the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve 2007 God will turn back the hands of time, resetting the space-time continuum back to December 31, 2006. The act of God was requested by Pope Benedict XVI when he praye...
Tehran, Iran (IPP) - American soldiers patrolling the area near the Iran-Iraq border stumbled into what turned out to be an Iranian version of Penthouse magazine.
Ho Chi Ming City, Vietnam (IPP) - The Democratic Worker's Paradise Republic of Vietnam is selling time in its famous re-education camps on eBay.
Washington (IPP) - Barack Obama was arrested this afternoon outside the White House for criminal mischief.