Funny story:  The Santa Clause

The Santa Clause

In an unbelievable example of "political correctness gone mad," Father Christmas has been added to the sex offender's register in a landmark court decision.
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Funny story:  Right-wing Christians denounce Theory of Relativity

Right-wing Christians denounce Theory of Relativity

Evolution is no longer the only science under attack by those diagnosed with Fundamentalist Christianity. They have also begun condemning Relativity, or as they call it, "Einsteinism".
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Funny story:  The Things That I Know

The Things That I Know

As a single man living in New York City, I have gained knowledge on a variety of subjects; things that have helped me survive pretty well in the greatest city on earth. Although you may never find yourself in the following situation (and I hope you never do) it never hurts to be prepared.
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Funny story:  DVD Critic's Corner

DVD Critic's Corner

Today DVD critic Tom Levier looks at a classic movie in his collection.
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Funny story:  Japanese car renamed to avoid offending Muslims

Japanese car renamed to avoid offending Muslims

The Japanese giant car manufacturer Nissan - which is a giant company manufacturing cars, not a company manufacturing giant cars - has been forced to rename its latest product after a wave of protests throughout the Muslim world.
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Funny story:  WTF "Dodi bringing such joy into this chick's life?" Palace asks

WTF "Dodi bringing such joy into this chick's life?" Palace asks

Buckingham Palace - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Palace big knobs have condemned tawdry letters purportedly written by the late Diana, Princess of Wales as a sordid forgery after they were read out at an inquest into her death ten years ago.
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Funny story:  Cops cock-a-hoop as FA lures Capello mobsters to London

Cops cock-a-hoop as FA lures Capello mobsters to London

City of London - (Ass Mess): "The FA has saved us the need for a tricky extradition order," City of London Police top brass chuckled today amid headlines that the notorious P2 Lodge's top henchmen have meekly and conveniently agreed to...
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Funny story:  Meddling MEP's Look Set To Cancel Christmas

Meddling MEP's Look Set To Cancel Christmas

Meddling Brussels MEP's have astonished all of Europe by suggesting that in future the future Christmas will be decided by a referendum in the coming years.
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Funny story:  Noshing Mink's Lost World Part II

Noshing Mink's Lost World Part II

In the last instalment, I was drafted into an expedition to the Amazon to look for dinosaurs. In this episode, I almost get eaten by a large plant but am rescued by a scantily clad blond women with big jugs.
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Funny story:  Red Hats turn dinner theater evening into drunken brawl

Red Hats turn dinner theater evening into drunken brawl

RALEIGH, N.C. - An evening of dinner theater fun turned ugly when at least 10 members of a visiting Red Hat Society turned the night into a drunken free-for-all, police say.
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Funny story:  Hollywood scriptwriters' strike - producers bring in Indian writers: everything's Bollywood now, yar!

Hollywood scriptwriters' strike - producers bring in Indian writers: everything's Bollywood now, yar!

In a desperate effort to avoid loss of advertising revenues, dozens of Indians have been drafted in by producers to replace striking Hollywood scriptwriters.
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Funny story:  Riot-Happy French Celebrate 'Annual Unrest'

Riot-Happy French Celebrate 'Annual Unrest'

French citizens erupted in traditional rebellion today, in celebration of the period of annual unrest. Thousands of men, women and children poured onto the streets and began the festivities with the usual barrage of broken bottles, bullets and burnin...
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Funny story:  B Movie addict critical of Bee Movie

B Movie addict critical of Bee Movie

MADISON, Wisc. - He expected to see hot, sexy, female inmates strip down to bra and panties and fight. Instead, all he see saw was a coming of age movie about the adventures of a young honey bee.
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Funny story:  Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who gave a Teddy Bear the same name as the sacred prophet of Islam, Mohammed, has told how she accepted her guilty verdict and considered her punishment as 'pathetic&#...
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Funny story:  Final Score Football Results To Be Read By Women

Final Score Football Results To Be Read By Women

The BBC, in its wisdom, has taken up the gauntlet for Women in Sport, and, for a trial period, has agreed to allow women to read the football results in its Final Score programme on Saturdays.
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Funny story:  Official - Wilma P to Advice Britney S!

Official - Wilma P to Advice Britney S!

It's official, Wilma Proops is to offer advice to Britney Spears. Confirmation that the fallen star believes that many a true word is spoken in jest was received by Wilma at her Liverpool headquarters in the form of an official order and...
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Funny story:  Bush in talks with statue

Bush in talks with statue

Prince Charles is known to have the ability to talk to plants and he has many interesting conversations with them on evenings when Camilla is 'not in the mood'.
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Funny story:  Giuliani Sets Out Presidential Agenda

Giuliani Sets Out Presidential Agenda

Giuliani has set out his stall for the Presidential elections. He promises a "zero tolerance" approach in Iraq and an early return home for US troops.
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Funny story:  Christmas Shopping Halted!

Christmas Shopping Halted!

Shoppers in Birmingham's City Centre were confronted by the spectacular vision of the city's Arts Czar this morning. As they feebly attempted to keep their minds on their Christmas shopping their imaginations were captured by the charismatic...
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Funny story:  Christmas cancelled due to labor disputes at Santa's workshop

Christmas cancelled due to labor disputes at Santa's workshop

Christmas has been cancelled until at least 2009 due to a series of upheavals at the North Pole workshop of Santa Claus [known in Britain as Father Christmas].
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Funny story:  World Seals Global Warming Deal to Jettison US

World Seals Global Warming Deal to Jettison US

The world has agreed on a deal to tackle global warming as a last-minute plan to "let the US go" appeared to have saved the planet. Yo de Bore, the UN's top climate guru said countries were on the "brink of agreement" over get...
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Funny story:  Football Results To Be Read By A Woman

Football Results To Be Read By A Woman

BBC Sport, in a move calculated to revolutionise viewers' perception of women in sport, have agreed to a trial run of women reading the football results on Final Score on Saturdays. In a link-up with television and the BBC website, here are today's results read by chatty Chat Show host Gaby Logan:...
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