Funny story:  U.S. Military Mistakenly Orders Bombing of Baghdad, Kentucky

U.S. Military Mistakenly Orders Bombing of Baghdad, Kentucky

SHELBY COUNTY, KY -- Residents of tiny Baghdad got a rude awakening at five thirty this morning when U.S. planes dive-bombed and completely destroyed the town.
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Funny story:  Police Seize 400,000 Illegal Poinsettia Plants in Drugs Raid

Police Seize 400,000 Illegal Poinsettia Plants in Drugs Raid

Police today confirmed that they have seized 400,000 Poinsettia plants in a dawn raid on a disused factory in Streatham. They arrested 2 men and 2 women under the governments tough new anti-drug legislation.
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Funny story:  All the world's a stage for Mr. Musharraf -  Pakistan buzzes with Sounds of Silence.

All the world's a stage for Mr. Musharraf - Pakistan buzzes with Sounds of Silence.

If one listens carefully there is a strange new sound in Pakistan nowadays.
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Funny story:  The Arts Revolution - as predicted by Nostradamus

The Arts Revolution - as predicted by Nostradamus

WHERE WILL THE WORLD'S ARTS REVOLUTION START? WHO WILL LEAD IT?...
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Funny story:  Ed-E-torial Extra! Extra!!

Ed-E-torial Extra! Extra!!

Yes, it's been a while but Ed-E-torial is back and in HD. Like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Ed was "away" for a while but now he's back and better than ever or worse depending on your level of fanaticism.
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Funny story:  Bush Informed Of Tibet Crisis

Bush Informed Of Tibet Crisis

Following a slight earth tremor in the Himalayas ( May 2007 ) Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world dropped 16 centimetres in height.
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Funny story:  Wellesley College shuns Hillary Clinton

Wellesley College shuns Hillary Clinton

MASSACHUSETTS - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton had been anticipating strong support from her alma mater Wellesley College. Hillary Rodham was valedictorian of her class of 1969 at Wellesley and was the first student commencement speaker at the...
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Funny story:  Santa Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes

Santa Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes

Santa Claus - A.K.A "Jolly Old Saint Nick", "Father Christmas", "Pere Noel" - has been arrested and faces extradition after being convicted of sending poor tiny orphan children up chimneys to do...
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Funny story:  Happy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report

Happy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report

A government report says that happy marriages are no longer a viable proposition, with many not lasting the first twelve months. A high percentage of relationships end during the honeymoon, it says, with some of them...
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Funny story:  Selig Resigns!

Selig Resigns!

NEW YORK - Bud Selig has resigned his post as Commissioner of Major League Baseball. Announcing his retirement before a large gathering of hot dog vendors, batboys, and steroid salesmen, Selig said, "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court Rules Ohms Law Unconstitutional

Supreme Court Rules Ohms Law Unconstitutional

Washington (IPP) - The Supreme Court ruled 5 to 4 today that Ohm's law is unconstitutional.
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Funny story:  China Pushes Shoddy Rat Poison

China Pushes Shoddy Rat Poison

BEIJING - Chin Ki, 57, owner of Ki Manufacturing Industries Corp. in Bigdong Province has been sentenced to death for "selling inferior products to western capitalist markets."...
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Funny story:  British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...
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Funny story:  Birthday joy as Vanessa Hudgens asked to front Campaign For Real Breasts

Birthday joy as Vanessa Hudgens asked to front Campaign For Real Breasts

Hollywood, California - (Bare-Ass Mess): High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens has been approached by Hustler! magazine to be the face and mammaries of a new campaign to promote silicone-free tits.
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Funny story:  Queen to Retire to Florida

Queen to Retire to Florida

(London, Nov 29) HRH Queen Elizabeth II has announced plans to retire from the British Monarchy and move to Florida. She and Prince Philip are looking at a nice two bedroom (in case the kids want to visit) condo in a "senior living community&...
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Funny story:  Cops give Gorgon Brown three days to cough up

Cops give Gorgon Brown three days to cough up

London - (Livid Mess): Metropolitan Police officers have given UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown just three days to honor their back-dated pay deal after Home Secretary Jackie Smith reneged on a 25 year 'gentlemen's agreement'.
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Funny story:  Army crackdown on users

Army crackdown on users

London - (Narcotic Mess): The MoD has said that it regularly weeds out freelance drug-dealers poaching on its hard-won turf.
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Funny story:  Hello Tehran

Hello Tehran

I have been ploughing through the Spoof's traffic rankings on Alexa and find the results quite interesting.
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Funny story:  Paid in Advance: Doctor Fails to Operate

Paid in Advance: Doctor Fails to Operate

San Antonio, TX - "Never pay in advance!" chuckled Doctor William Barnett, as he swung his golf club on the 18th hole of the exclusive Pine Ridge Country Club in Cocoa Beach, Florida.
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Funny story:  Protesters win battle to throw out Tessa Jowell's crack den plans for Regent's Park

Protesters win battle to throw out Tessa Jowell's crack den plans for Regent's Park

Regent's Park - (Ass Mess): Controversial plans initiated by former Culture Club secretary Tessa Jowl to install a crack dealing den complex in Regent's Park have been thrown out by Westminster Council.
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Funny story:  Name a Star Launches Name a Cloud

Name a Star Launches Name a Cloud

Molena, Georgia (IPP) - The Name a Star corporation has launched a new business called Name a Cloud. Name a Star has made astronomy fun with its well known business where a person can have a star named after themselves and now they promise to make m...
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Funny story:  Dead Di's french letters to Dodo

Dead Di's french letters to Dodo

Royal Courts of Justice - (DUI Mess): Princess Diana regularly sent spent condoms to Dodi Fayed a coroner's court was told today.
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Funny story:  Germans "Accidentally" Burn Holocaust Records

Germans "Accidentally" Burn Holocaust Records

Hamburg, GERMANY - Hans Yorgenburg, a custodian at the German Historical Society, accidentally burned vintage World War II documents which proved the Holocaust was real.
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Funny story:  Bush Screws up Again

Bush Screws up Again

Indianapolis, IN - President Bush flew to Indianapolis on Saturday, to attend the Mideast Peace conference. Unfortunately, after landing in Indianapolis, the President's staff quickly realized he had told them to go to the wrong city.
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Funny story:  Man "greeted" at Wal-Mart sues for $620M

Man "greeted" at Wal-Mart sues for $620M

Columbus, OH - Yesterday, an Ohio man filed suit in Federal court against Wal-Mart, for injuries he sustained while being "greeted" at a Columbus area store.
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Funny story:  The Beatles - Back Together Again?

The Beatles - Back Together Again?

London, ENGLAND - Heather Mills, who is being held in custody for the multiple slayings of Sir Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr, has succeeded in doing something no one else has; she has reunited The Beatles, in death.
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Funny story:  Death and Dying to be Standardized

Death and Dying to be Standardized

Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - The Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta has began a study ordered by the Federal government to study disparities and variables in the manner in which people die. The goal of the government is to standardize death and...
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Funny story:  Fears For The Future Of Mankind As Space Visitors Eat The Sun

Fears For The Future Of Mankind As Space Visitors Eat The Sun

Shock news as today as The Spoof reveals that pan-galactic giant beings have visited our world overnight and taken a huge bite out of the sun.
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Funny story:  Prez Musharraf takes control of Pakistan Nuclear Arsenal

Prez Musharraf takes control of Pakistan Nuclear Arsenal

LaWhore, Pakissmyasstan- The self-elected President of Autocratic Repulic of Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf today assumed total control of the country's nuclear arsenal.
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Funny story:  Penguins face extinction - humans could be  next

Penguins face extinction - humans could be next

According to the World Wildlife Fund experts, Penguins are one the verge of extinction if not for the intervention of human kind. The Emperor, Gentoo, Chinstrap and Adelie Penguins, who feed on Krill, the smaller relative of the Plan...
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Funny story:  Coppell Gets England Job In New FA Balls-up

Coppell Gets England Job In New FA Balls-up

News of a catastrophic mistake at the Football Association is hitting the headlines this afternoon, after Reading boss Steve Coppell was given the England manager's job instead of the intended recipient, the Ita...
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Funny story:  Northern Rock: Branson to combine banking and wanking

Northern Rock: Branson to combine banking and wanking

Richard Branson has today announced his revolutionary plans for Northern Rock. In an attempt to 'sex up' the banking industry Branson will look to develop a 'Hooters' style approach to retail banking.
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Funny story:  Pool Player Admits To Steroid Usage

Pool Player Admits To Steroid Usage

Muskegon, Michigan (AP) Following the report by Ex-Senator George Mitchell today about steroid usage by Major League Baseball players, a local pool player has come forth to admit his history of steroid usage.
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Funny story:  Kenyan First Lady beats journalist senseless with baseball bat

Kenyan First Lady beats journalist senseless with baseball bat

Kenyan First Lady, Lucy Kibaki, lost her temper at an Independence Rally when a journalist inadvertently introduced her by the name of the President's suspected second wife. She grabbed a baseball bat from a nearby thug and
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Funny story:  Weekend at Bernankes - Sets box office record

Weekend at Bernankes - Sets box office record

Box office receipts set a record at 10 million dollars this weekend for "Weekend at Bernankes". The remake movie of two federal reserve workers who discover that everyone's favorite boss (Buck) has become worthless. They attempt throu...
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Funny story:  Jet Blue goes Blue Tooth - now passengers can surf the net while they waste away on the tarmac

Jet Blue goes Blue Tooth - now passengers can surf the net while they waste away on the tarmac

Washington, DC - Jet Blue is the first of many airlines that will go online, offering passengers the option to surf the Internet while in flight.
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Funny story:  Fantasy football players admit to using performance-enhancing drugs

Fantasy football players admit to using performance-enhancing drugs

Nearly a third of all fantasy football players have admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs, commissioners of leagues reported.
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Funny story:  Plug Pulled on Megashave Razor

Plug Pulled on Megashave Razor

CINCINNATTI - A manufacturer of male grooming products has pulled the plug on its 40-blade Megashave Razor after five deaths were reported in product testing.
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Funny story:  MAC-PC gangland violence nets five arrests, five injuries

MAC-PC gangland violence nets five arrests, five injuries

RESEARCH TRIANGLE PARK, N.C. - Violence erupted Thursday outside a Research Triangle Park software firm when Mac and PC gang members got into a heated argument over which operating system is the best.
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