Funny story:  Tricky Ricky Wins WWF SmackDown

Tricky Ricky Wins WWF SmackDown

Hulk Hogan, and his life-partner Mean Jean, was on hand at the 95th Annual Monday Night Raw WWF SmackDown to watch the fireworks between the Trickster and John Cena. With 40 of the meanest S.O.B.'s in the ring the event was standing room only at...
View 'Tricky Ricky Wins WWF SmackDown'
Funny story:  From the Archives - Sales and Wants - January 1986

From the Archives - Sales and Wants - January 1986

Wanted - 1 Clothes Peg. No questions asked.
View 'From the Archives - Sales and Wants - January 1986'
Funny story:  Don 'Nappy-Headed Ho' Imus stunned at Joe Scarborough, Boomer Esiason hirings

Don 'Nappy-Headed Ho' Imus stunned at Joe Scarborough, Boomer Esiason hirings

New York - (Nappy-Headed Mess): "Just can't believe they'd do this to me!" Don Imus said today amid reports that his old bosses at MSNBC are hiring Joe Scarborough for his old morning telecast slot and lining up NFL quarterback Boom...
View 'Don 'Nappy-Headed Ho' Imus stunned at Joe Scarborough, Boomer Esiason hirings'
Funny story:  How Now Brown Cow?

How Now Brown Cow?

Whitehall, SW1 - (Contagious Press): The foot and mouth outbreak started by government scientists at their US-oursourced Meriel Animal Testing Laboratory in Pirbright, Surrey may have been the result of a secret Whitehall project attempting to make C...
View 'How Now Brown Cow?'
Funny story:  Man U in Community Shield Herpes Scare

Man U in Community Shield Herpes Scare

WEMBLEY (Heewack News Network) -- The entire Manchester United football team has been quarantined following a massive herpes outbreak caused when an unnamed infected player kissed the Community Shield following the team's victory over Chelsea FC.
View 'Man U in Community Shield Herpes Scare'
Funny story:  Extremist Pro-Life Organization Seeks to Ban Kicking in the Nuts

Extremist Pro-Life Organization Seeks to Ban Kicking in the Nuts

When does human life actually begin? Those who believe in a woman's right to choose say life begins late in gestation, meaning a fetus can be aborted early in the pregnancy without moral consequence.
View 'Extremist Pro-Life Organization Seeks to Ban Kicking in the Nuts'
Funny story:  Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Mr. Finootch

Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Mr. Finootch

Fuukengroovin, Swiss Alps (IP) - Social handyman, amateur astronomer, bass player, and TheSpoof.com writer, Dr. Ebenezer Finootch will receive this year's Nobel Peace Prize for his work on how to achieve racial harmony through melanomic segregati...
View 'Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Mr. Finootch'
Funny story:  Curse of Sen John Cowdery as Polish cargo vessel The Jerk crashes into North Sea gas platform

Curse of Sen John Cowdery as Polish cargo vessel The Jerk crashes into North Sea gas platform

Norfolk - (Rioters): Norfolk coastguards are investigating spooky links between the recent sinking of Alaska Senator John Cowdery boat Johnita and today's disastrous crash involving the Polish-registered cargo vessel The Jerk which obli...
View 'Curse of Sen John Cowdery as Polish cargo vessel The Jerk crashes into North Sea gas platform'
Funny story:  Cal-el Apologizes for Minneapolis Bridge Collapse

Cal-el Apologizes for Minneapolis Bridge Collapse

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ripley, WV - Superman's illegitimate half-brother, Cal-el, apologized today for the bridge collapse in Minneapolis. He said that he didn't realize that defeating the Mothman in West Virginia would just cause the same k...
View 'Cal-el Apologizes for Minneapolis Bridge Collapse'
Funny story:  MackaFee Cyber Security Firm Calls it Quits

MackaFee Cyber Security Firm Calls it Quits

Chicago, Illinois (IP) - MackaFee internet security provider president Shmendrick R. Ipoff made a tearful appearance on I.P. News Network and confessed that his company is nothing but a rip off run by incompetent geeks and admitted that their softwar...
View 'MackaFee Cyber Security Firm Calls it Quits'
Funny story:  Mexican man has never seen a UFO

Mexican man has never seen a UFO

Enrique Pablo Gonzales, a 36 year old Mexican farm laborer, told The Spoof today that he has never seen a UFO or anything unusual in the sky.
View 'Mexican man has never seen a UFO'
Funny story:  United Airlines to Experiment with Parachutes!

United Airlines to Experiment with Parachutes!

Unanimous Airlines (UA) announced more cost cutting moves today to save the struggling airline. High fuel prices and difficult schedules have all lead to airlines running off schedule and facing financial difficulties.
View 'United Airlines to Experiment with Parachutes!'
Funny story:  Bush asks Congress for emergency bridge retrofitting powers to prevent further threats of bridge collapse; Congress says: Okay

Bush asks Congress for emergency bridge retrofitting powers to prevent further threats of bridge collapse; Congress says: Okay

Washington, D.C. - President Bush was handed over his latest victory on the new war against bridge collapse today when Congress voted Bush emergency bridge retrofitting powers in a desperate attempt to prevent further bridge collapse. The President n...
View 'Bush asks Congress for emergency bridge retrofitting powers to prevent further threats of bridge collapse; Congress says: Okay'
Funny story:  Read this, or die!

Read this, or die!

Madcap journalist Peter Musgrove put his career on the line today by writing possibly the most controversial headline in the history of the online magazine, The Spoof.
View 'Read this, or die!'
Funny story:  Shock as Office worker admits he no longer sees the point

Shock as Office worker admits he no longer sees the point

In Preston an office worker has admitted that he no longer sees the point of his job, even though he has been there for fifteen years, and his 10 year plan involves nothing more than 'Thinking Time'.
View 'Shock as Office worker admits he no longer sees the point'
Funny story:  Shock as Little Boy Tells Emperor he is naked

Shock as Little Boy Tells Emperor he is naked

Little Billy landed himself in serous trouble today after he approached the Emperor and told him he was stark-naked!...
View 'Shock as Little Boy Tells Emperor he is naked'
Funny story:  Washing Machine Haunted by the Spirits of Lost Socks

Washing Machine Haunted by the Spirits of Lost Socks

In Leeds, the angry spirits of two socks were finally put to rest following the Exorcism of a Washing Machine.
View 'Washing Machine Haunted by the Spirits of Lost Socks'
Funny story:  Warning - Television Weather may be wrong

Warning - Television Weather may be wrong

Scientists have issued a warning to the population at large - not to believe everything that their weatherman or weather-lady tells them. They said that all of these warnings of impending snow and fog would only lead to panic.
View 'Warning - Television Weather may be wrong'
Funny story:  Stationery Suppliers admit they mislabel their products

Stationery Suppliers admit they mislabel their products

Today the press spokesman for Xerox said that the company in the past has labelled some of its products wrongly. Mr Jones from the company said that their multi purpose paper should only really be used for paper.
View 'Stationery Suppliers admit they mislabel their products'
Funny story:  Loud Man Arrested - People Cannot believe he was not a serial killer

Loud Man Arrested - People Cannot believe he was not a serial killer

In Montreal police officers arrested a loud man for breaching the peace yesterday. His neighbours were all nervous of him, but he was simply arrested for playing music too loudly.
View 'Loud Man Arrested - People Cannot believe he was not a serial killer'
Funny story:  Andrex Puppy forced to smoke and undergo Lipo-Suction

Andrex Puppy forced to smoke and undergo Lipo-Suction

Surprising news emerged from the Andrex factory today, that their cute puppy is actually a 14 year old Labrador, who still looks like he did as a 6 month old, due to being forced to smoke 40 cigarettes a day, and to undergo Lipo-suction to maintain h...
View 'Andrex Puppy forced to smoke and undergo Lipo-Suction'
Funny story:  Hollywood Bans Use of Gosh, Crikey, Golly, Um, Er, - Hugh Grants Career scuppered

Hollywood Bans Use of Gosh, Crikey, Golly, Um, Er, - Hugh Grants Career scuppered

In a shock move, the kings of Hollywood have banned certain words. These words include such favourites as Er, Um, Yeah, Gosh, and Crikey. Certain curse words such as F***, B*****, S***, have been added.
View 'Hollywood Bans Use of Gosh, Crikey, Golly, Um, Er, - Hugh Grants Career scuppered'
Funny story:  Piano Death could have been prevented by lost fat

Piano Death could have been prevented by lost fat

Ryan Biggleswade from Dull died in hospital today after a piano fell on him. The 58 year old used to weigh 4 times his current weight of 15 stone.
View 'Piano Death could have been prevented by lost fat'
Funny story:  40 Year Old pop star admits 'I only wanted to hang onto my youth for a little while longer'

40 Year Old pop star admits 'I only wanted to hang onto my youth for a little while longer'

A washed up pop star, who never wrote a lyric of his own has been complaining to anyone who will pay about the downturn in his career.
View '40 Year Old pop star admits 'I only wanted to hang onto my youth for a little while longer''
Funny story:  Writer of X Files admits 'I never really believed in all of that stuff'

Writer of X Files admits 'I never really believed in all of that stuff'

As news of a new X Files film starts circulating, we talk to a writer on the original show.
View 'Writer of X Files admits 'I never really believed in all of that stuff''
Funny story:  Skeletor admits 'I really miss He-Man'

Skeletor admits 'I really miss He-Man'

The lord of cartoon darkness, Skeletor says he really misses playing around with his old mucker, He-Man.
View 'Skeletor admits 'I really miss He-Man''
Funny story:  Expert in Morris Dancing admits it has never been a fertility dance at all

Expert in Morris Dancing admits it has never been a fertility dance at all

Mr Ernest Liar from the British Society of Morris Dancing has finally admitted what we all thought, Morris Dancing has never been a fertility dance at all.
View 'Expert in Morris Dancing admits it has never been a fertility dance at all'
Funny story:  World's Oldest Man says 'Age is not the same as it used to be'

World's Oldest Man says 'Age is not the same as it used to be'

Mr James, the world's oldest man at 212 has admitted that age is not what it would have been had he died at 200.
View 'World's Oldest Man says 'Age is not the same as it used to be''
Funny story:  Eskimo Sells Sanity

Eskimo Sells Sanity

Today, an Eskimo admitted that he sold his sanity to fund an ice melting machine.
View 'Eskimo Sells Sanity'
Funny story:  St Christopher to start wearing a St Ronald

St Christopher to start wearing a St Ronald

St Christopher, the patron Saint of Traveller's is now wearing a St Ronald, the patron saint of Paper work.
View 'St Christopher to start wearing a St Ronald'
Funny story:  Bob Dylan in Album cover surprise

Bob Dylan in Album cover surprise

Robert Zimmerman, the alter ego of the curmudgeonly Sixties legend Bob Dylan is to record an album of cover versions.
View 'Bob Dylan in Album cover surprise'
Funny story:  Weather Satellite Unable to Detect Mexican Border

Weather Satellite Unable to Detect Mexican Border

Cape Canaveral, Florida, (IP) - A weather satellite launched by intoxicated technicians has been unable to detect a border line between Mexico and the United States. Scientists are unsure if this is an artifact of the resolution capabilities of the...
View 'Weather Satellite Unable to Detect Mexican Border'
Funny story:  Paranoid People Really Being Followed

Paranoid People Really Being Followed

Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - A study conducted in Murphy's Law Center in Murphy, N.C. reveals that just because you are paranoid does not necessarily mean you really are not being followed around.
View 'Paranoid People Really Being Followed'
Funny story:  Saturn is Missing, Outer Planets Outraged

Saturn is Missing, Outer Planets Outraged

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Reports streaming in from the outer solar system indicate that the planet Saturn is missing. It was previously reported that Saturn and Jupiter were breaking up and Jupiter is a major suspect in Saturn's disappea...
View 'Saturn is Missing, Outer Planets Outraged'
Funny story:  Barry Bonds Ties Home Run Record

Barry Bonds Ties Home Run Record

Barry Bonds hit his 755th home run to tie Hank Aaron's record. This places him in a probable "asterisk" record if/when he moves ahead of Aaron after hitting his next home run.
View 'Barry Bonds Ties Home Run Record'
Funny story:  Churchill said Prince Philip was a tosser

Churchill said Prince Philip was a tosser

London - (Disaster Press): Sir Winston Churchill expressed doubts over Prince Philip being able to father so much as a tadpole let alone an heir to the British throne according to archives released today.
View 'Churchill said Prince Philip was a tosser'
Funny story:  US Vioxx pharmalab named as deadly foot & mouth toxin manufacturer

US Vioxx pharmalab named as deadly foot & mouth toxin manufacturer

Surrey - (Rotters): And you all thought that lethal biological weapons' manufacture was the preserve of monsters like Saddam, or nutters operating under the convenience flag called Al-Qaeda?...
View 'US Vioxx pharmalab named as deadly foot & mouth toxin manufacturer'
Funny story:  Frame and Glass Make a Spectacle of Themselves

Frame and Glass Make a Spectacle of Themselves

FORMER Aztec Camera frontman Roddy Frame and Dunfermline winger Stephen Glass disgraced themselves across Glasgow last night in a shameful show of drunken tomfoolery.
View 'Frame and Glass Make a Spectacle of Themselves'
Funny story:  Vietnam Vet Guns-down Charlie in Saigon

Vietnam Vet Guns-down Charlie in Saigon

OFFICIALS feared a diplomatic 'meltdown' last night after a Saigon veterinarian mistakenly executed the beloved family pet of two tourists from Milton Keynes.
View 'Vietnam Vet Guns-down Charlie in Saigon'
Funny story:  Brown admits Poppy production policy

Brown admits Poppy production policy

United Nations drug officials say the new Afghan Government has largely failed in its efforts to eradicate the opium poppy crop.
View 'Brown admits Poppy production policy'
Funny story:  Tesco SatNavs - every little helps!

Tesco SatNavs - every little helps!

Tesco now boasts some of the largest supermarkets in the United Kingdom and it has been known for some people to become lost in the aisles.
View 'Tesco SatNavs - every little helps!'
Funny story:  America Loses War on Terror

America Loses War on Terror

Here in the nation's capital of New Mecca (formerly Washington D.C.) the United States formally surrendered to Terror today, with the inauguration of President Osama bin Laden.
View 'America Loses War on Terror'
Funny story:  Angry cows attacks rise in India

Angry cows attacks rise in India

LUCKNOW, India - (Rooters) Angry cows attacks almost 2 million strange Indian villagers on Saturday.
View 'Angry cows attacks rise in India'
Funny story:  Cheney's Mom Destitute, Lives in Haitian Slum

Cheney's Mom Destitute, Lives in Haitian Slum

Reutupyers - Vice President Cheney confirmed today that his mother is in fact a chimpanzee, living destitute in Port Au Prince, Haiti. The Vice President broke down during the admission in taping Meet The Press.
View 'Cheney's Mom Destitute, Lives in Haitian Slum'
Funny story:  George Bush Hunts New Villan

George Bush Hunts New Villan

George Bush seemingly answered the prayers of many last night, stating that he had decided to pull all of the American troops out of Iraq. The reasons soon became clear, many thought that Bush had decided that the war was not gaining anything or that...
View 'George Bush Hunts New Villan'
Funny story:  Paris Says Youth Should Be Forgiven, Not Judged

Paris Says Youth Should Be Forgiven, Not Judged

Paris Hilton has been reported to be gravely concerned for youth the world over.
View 'Paris Says Youth Should Be Forgiven, Not Judged'
Funny story:  Southwest Airlines Moves, Changes Name

Southwest Airlines Moves, Changes Name

Southwest Airlines (LUV) announced Friday morning that it will leave its longtime home in Dallas, Texas. The company will establish a new base of operations in Bangor, Maine. Due to the location change, the company will also change i...
View 'Southwest Airlines Moves, Changes Name'
Funny story:  Does Avril Lavigne Like Your Girlfriend?

Does Avril Lavigne Like Your Girlfriend?

Avril Lavigne, the popular young singer of current top single Girlfriend, has created a bit of a mystery. In her song, she says she doesn't "like your girlfriend." Also, in the music video that goes with the so...
View 'Does Avril Lavigne Like Your Girlfriend?'
« Jul 2007 August 2007 Sep 2007 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
28
2nd
22
3rd
47
4th
55
5th
48
6th
41
7th
55
8th
42
9th
45
10th
49
11th
36
12th
25
13th
67
14th
53
15th
36
16th
54
17th
33
18th
30
19th
38
20th
36
21st
45
22nd
30
23rd
47
24th
36
25th
28
26th
34
27th
33
28th
48
29th
30
30th
26
31st
38
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 4?

9 12 16 13


Go to top ^