Pigeon Poop, Tennessee - Dolly Parton today celebrated her 90th birthday. Most people in attendance were shocked to learn that Dolly was this old.
A report in this months "Science Fanatic" magazine states that renowned British scientist Professor Stephen Hawking has designed a robotic device that licks his ass.
Tuscon, Arizona - (Ass Mess): A charismatic, evangelical, snake-charming, Southern Baptist church community is in shock after one of their prized congregation members, a rattlesnake called Big Bobby, suddenly died of acute food poisoning after biting...
Sydney, Australia - (Ass Mess): It is a truth universally acknowledged that Vikings - or Norsemen as they are sometimes called - originally came from Australia and not some Thor-forsaken Scandivanian hellhole...
Birkhall House, Wee Bonnny Scotland - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): Camilla has defied convention after being booted off Friday's Guards Chapel Diana Memorial Cringefest by flying off on a sun, sea and sex vacation in the Mediterranean with Mohammed Fay...
A 9 year old Mexican boy had a lucky escape yesterday, after falling 20 feet from a building.
Beleaguered former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, who miraculously found Jesus this week, has revealed the bible passage which opened his heart to the messiah, exclusively for The Spoof.
The Australian Absolute Alliteration Alliance (AAAA) has alleged that an albino Anarchist caused the blaze at their Adelaide city apartment building.
Following hot on the heels of Steve Guttenburgs appearances in Veronica Mars, other 80's has been Judge Reinhold is to reinvent himself on the small screen.
"Pulp Fiction" director Quentin Tarantino and "He Man" knucklehead Dolph Lundgren are top lining a mega budget historical family drama.
Rapper Kanye West took his love of chocolate poo to new heights when he became the new face of Hershey's Doo-Doo range of chocolate treats.
"Jack Bauer" actor Kiefer Sutherland has spoken to German paper Das Bild about his trauma at discovering that he is a eunuch.
Music man Stevie Wonder has been cautioned for drink driving again - that's the 89th time this week.
AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and s...
TV Land, Ether Island (IP) - Our entertainment reporter recently noticed that the television show, Man Vs Wild has disappeared into thin air. It has gone the way of the DoDo bird, the Edsel, and the bird flu never to be seen nor heard from again. T...
Galactic Headquarters, Small Magellanic Cloud (IP) - Mr. Finootch should not be confused with his cousin. Mr. Finootch looks like a character on either an Outer Limit's episode or Twighlight Zone episode where a bank employee who is a book wo...
A statue of Nelson Mandela erected in Parliament Square in London shows more than a passing resemblance to the Hollywood actor Morgan Freeman.
Mount Palomar, California (IP) - The Carl Sagan Institute reports that the Aurigid meteor shower will occur for an hour and a half in the early morning hours of September 1st along the west coast of the U.S.A. and Hawaii. Large boulder sized meteor...
In a surprise announcement this morning the home secretary announced that all people over forty will receive a free polystyrene hat an their birthday this year.
Research out today that the cauliflowers in Britain's schools are receiving the worst education ever, with exam results last year showing an average cauliflower IQ of 0. But what is to be done about this appalling state of affairs I spoke to the...
Today an Irishman, a priest, an Englishman, a blonde, a rabbi, a brunet a panda and other religious leaders went into a pub this morning after months of speculation.
The country of Morocco is still suffering under the strain of the Moroccan pig crisis. The crisis has been going on now for over six weeks and there is no sight if respite from this deadly pig crisis.
Washington, D.C. - Taken aback by the speech Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, gave at last Friday's competition, President Bush offered her a job as his official speechwriter.
Before a luncheon of the League of Republican Women Voters in his home state, Idahomo Senator Larry "Widestance" Craig, said "Let me make something perfectly queer, I AM NOT GAY!"...
Los Angeles, California - As summer draws to a close and with schools starting up, many parents are wondering what they can do to help their children make the transition back to school a little bit easier. Experts advise parents not to wait until the...
(Washington) - John Edwards, Democratic Senator, presidential hopeful and rich idiot, today said that the U.S. was the worst polluter and called for Americans to give up their SUV's.