Black Rock Desert, Nevada (Reuterus) - More than 40,000 Burning Man festival attendees awoke this morning to the charred remains of their patron saint, the Burning Man (a twelve-meter high wooden effigy), who erupted in flames days ahead of the sched...
Gripper Stebson, the unpopular bully from TV's Grange Hill gives his five favourite songs for Karaoke:...
In his year book, popular comic Chevy Chase was voted the 'one most likely to make sequels to mediocre films'...
US Embassy, London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has been turned down for a US visitor's visa after a routine interview at the embassy's consular section alarmed sniffer dogs used to determine which applicants are regular drug users.
Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.
"Hollow Man" actor and son of James "Hotel"Brolin, Josh Brolin commandeered a US nuclear submarine during a nighttime drinking binge on stepmother Barbara Steisands vintag...
LONDON VIEW: The bare-knuckle fight over defender Gabriel Heinze is the latest in a long war between mega-rich Manchester and loser-Liverpool.
Soho, London - (Ass Mess): Outraged members of Republicans Abroad International have threatened to torch the Soho gallery exhibiting a huge new portrait of George W Bush composed entirely of a collage of porn magazine pictures.
MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.
California - (Ass mess): A Democratic Party fun raiser and major Hillary Clinton campaign donor is a fugitive from justice.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): American voters told Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards that they'll give up their SUVs the day he gives up his gargantuan White House ego-drive.
London - (Ass Mess): The heir apparent to the Pretender to the Throne has written a book about Diana, Princess of Wales's early money-laundering days when she was a gauche, naive and eager drug-mule, smuggling crack cocaine proceeds on behalf of...
A cloud formation that could be seen over most of London, England, which clearly spelt the word FUCK, has lead to a frenzy of speculation and interpretation.
Ms Alicia Keysinthedoor (no relation) a Shropshire dentist, known for her carelessness has now lost a priceless set of teeth, that she extracted.
Following calls for a sequel, Ferris Bueller's day off is to be remade as Mrs Goggin's day off.
A ground-breaking film director has once again courted controversy by asking the simple question: Would this money be better spent on a hospital, or in education, or somewhere with lasting value?...
A controversial study has shown that astrology, and Horoscopes in particular are all made by power crazed elves wanting to change the world.
Beloved cartoon character Paul Daniels is to link up with bedevilled Magician Krusty the Clown in a brand new TV programme.
Scientists in Arizona have found rare fossilised remains of a Jellyfish, the first time any such remains have been found in the fossil record.
Charles Dickens, prolific writer of brick sized books is to come out of retirement one last time, even though the author has been dead for more than 150 years.
Well-respected puppet stand-up comedian Basil Brush has been admitted to a private clinic for surgery to his anus. The entertainer's agent said that the anthropomorphic fox raconteur, whose catch phrase &...
News from the death star is that beloved Muppet Kermit the Frog has joined the dark side. The hero to many who grew up in the late 1970's and early 1980's is now serving alongside Darth Vader, and Mr Burns from The Simpsons.
Opinion polls over the last 48 hours show that most members of the public are sick and tired of hearing about singer and part-time crack-whore Amy Whinehouse.
The Scottish Nationalist Party are carrying out the the promise that they made in their manifesto with regard to raising the school leaving age.
Research carried out at Glasgow University suggests that cats are getting arthritis at an earlier age. The reasons given are a bad diet and not enough exercise.
Boise, Idaho (Lavender Magazine) - Senior Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig has "in"-ned himself once again, stating for the record that he is not a gay man. His most recent troubles erupted after a 'misunderstanding' over lewd...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Defiant Republican Senator Larry Craig denied any wrongdoing on Tuesday, asking, "What's wrong with a quickie now and then? All Republicans do it…even in Congress and the White House. George and Dick and Karl would...
Following the example set by Karl Rove, Tony Snow, Alberto Gonzales, and numerous others, residents are leaving the city in droves.
Washingtoon D.C. - President Bush, seeking solace for his midnight bowel movements has built a new Presidential one holer out back in the Rose Garden.
Pahokee, Florida (IP) - Pahokee, Florida recently made headlines when a boy from that town won the 200 inch wide Mount Palomar telescope. The telescope was bought on eBay for $14.95. Unfortunately the lad has grown tired of the great scope and the t...