Funny story:  Signs of Safety in National Parks

Signs of Safety in National Parks

"Safety First" is getting more complicated than ever. The number of law suits has sky-rocketed as the American public stumbled upon more unusual, unpredictable and generally brainless ways to cause themselves bodily injury. As a result national park...
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Funny story:  'The Blob' Creature is Real

'The Blob' Creature is Real

If the old sci-fi movie The Blob didn't scare you, think again. Newly released photos show the blob was real. Documents found with the pictures prove it was one of three alien creatures who spent thousands of years frozen, traveling through dee...
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Funny story:  Illegally Parked Shuttle Impounded:  Will be Auctioned on E-Bay

Illegally Parked Shuttle Impounded: Will be Auctioned on E-Bay

It seems another drunken astronaut has N.A.S.A. in the headlines after leaving a shuttle in a no parking zone. The shuttle,Kegger, was impounded by Florida state troupers who towed it away from The Starry Night Bar.
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Funny story:  Britney refuses duet with Justin; says she won't sing his Emmy nominated song, 'Junk in a Box'; critics call her decision career suicide

Britney refuses duet with Justin; says she won't sing his Emmy nominated song, 'Junk in a Box'; critics call her decision career suicide

Hollywood, California - After taking a week off his busy career to help revive hers, former girlfriend, Britney, stood up Justin Timberlake by refusing to fly out to his Virginia Beach studio to record a duet with her former beau. According to Britne...
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Funny story:  Ex-BP CEO Browne "a bigger liar" that any Corrupt Bastards Club member

Ex-BP CEO Browne "a bigger liar" that any Corrupt Bastards Club member

London - (Ass Mess): Law Lords at the UK's House of Lords today challened Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club to produce a home-grown hydrocarbons industry asshole "of the equivalent stature of mendacity, deviousness, depravity, trea...
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Funny story:  Henman A True Brit - He Never Won Shit

Henman A True Brit - He Never Won Shit

WIM-BALL-DONE (Defecated News) Tennis Ace-Superstar Megatalented-Grimlooking-Bloke-Who-Never-Won-Much-Really Tim Henman has announce his retirement from the sport he nearly excelled in. The shock announcement at what many have dubbed the '...
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Funny story:  Monkey Nutz to headline at Reading Festival

Monkey Nutz to headline at Reading Festival

Reading, Berks - (Ass Mess): Camden Lock's very own Monkey Nutz band will headline Friday's opening session of the Reading Festival after Amy Doghouse pulled out at the last minute suffering from an inexplicable bout of sobriety, men...
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Funny story:  'NickFun' -- a Funky Orchid among Men?  Feds Think So.

'NickFun' -- a Funky Orchid among Men? Feds Think So.

US and A (Get the Funk Out) - Irregular Spoof! contributor 'NickFun', whose name happens to be an anagram for the seventies funk/jazz-funk/soul-jazz group "Funk Inc." (and is therefore believed to be the pen name of the band's c...
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Funny story:  Federal Reserve: "We can't continue propping up Deutsche Bank"

Federal Reserve: "We can't continue propping up Deutsche Bank"

New York - (Rioters) Federal Reserve officials clamped down on press claims today that they are propping up beleagured German financial institution Deutsche Bank whose Lower Manhattan branch is being demolished following damage sustained in the 9/11...
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Funny story:  Israel To Buy Iraq

Israel To Buy Iraq

(Washington) - In an effort to get rid of the Iraq problem before the 2008 election the Bush administration today announced it has agreed to sell Iraq to Israel, for the sum of one million shekels ($240,000).
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Funny story:  UFO Exclusive - Alien Abductions & Photographic Evidence!

UFO Exclusive - Alien Abductions & Photographic Evidence!

Roswell, Yorkshire, UK (Defecated News) - Photographic evidence has been presented to the International Spaceman Club for verification. The photos, it is claimed, are proof beyond any doubt th...
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Funny story:  Vick Under Investigation for Infant Fighting

Vick Under Investigation for Infant Fighting

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) Beleaugered Atlanta Falcon quarterback What'shisname Vick is facing new charges that he was involved in the cruel and violent sport of infant fighting. The sport involves taking the formula bottle away from infants and plac...
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Funny story:  Russian Submarine Carrying 5 Tons of Coke Seized off Guatemala

Russian Submarine Carrying 5 Tons of Coke Seized off Guatemala

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): The latest victim of Hurricane Dean appears to be a Russian Navy sub carrying five tons of cocaine which became beached off the Guatemalan coast after violent tidal activity forced it off course.
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Funny story:  Cruise Ship Rescued by Fisherman

Cruise Ship Rescued by Fisherman

San Juan, Puerto Rico (IP) - The cruise ship Cylone Seas was rescued by a fisherman who often fishes inside the eye of hurricanes. The Cruise ship specializes in trips through hurricanes. One of the main draws of the cruises is a new sport where fo...
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Funny story:  Hurricane Kept Afloat by Surprising Mechanism

Hurricane Kept Afloat by Surprising Mechanism

National Hurricane Center, Homestead, Florida (IP) - Scientists have long known that hurricanes can not swim and just recently discovered how hurricanes are kept afloat.
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Funny story:  McLaren hires sports hypnotist after England 1-2 thrashing

McLaren hires sports hypnotist after England 1-2 thrashing

Wembley Stadium - (Ass Mess): England football coach Steve McLaren has hired a sports hypnotist in the wake of the side s 1-2 drubbing to Germany yesterday.
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Funny story:  United States Turned Down for Credit Card

United States Turned Down for Credit Card

Washington DC (IP) - Our Washington reporter-on-the-scene has just learned that the United States was turned down for a credit card today due to its terrible credit score of negative 247. The U.S. had applied for a Capital Two card with a limit of...
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Funny story:  Baggy Pants Arrested for Indecency

Baggy Pants Arrested for Indecency

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - A pair of baggy pants was arrested today in the city of Atlanta for indecency. The incident happened after a Baptist preacher was walking through a clothing store and noticed that the pant's zipper was down.
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Funny story:  Washington DC Off Limits to Drug Testing

Washington DC Off Limits to Drug Testing

Washington D.C. (IP) - Washington DC has been declared off limits to the growing practice of drug testing entire cities by macro testing for the contents of drug residues in the cities sewer systems.
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Funny story:  Only 2,000 UK prostitutes report causes 2012 London Olympics panic

Only 2,000 UK prostitutes report causes 2012 London Olympics panic

London - (Ass Mess): Expect a massive surge of foreign 'guest workers' in time for the 2012 London Olympics. That was the stark message from the Department for Culture, Media and Sport today after alarming statistics were released s...
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Funny story:  Drug Sub Busted - Law of Osmosis Violated

Drug Sub Busted - Law of Osmosis Violated

Mexico City, Mexico (IP) - A submarine full of drugs was busted off of the coast of Guatemala today. The drug sub was enroute to the United States and its point of origin was Columbia.
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Funny story:  Digital protest as Japanese PM receives two fingers in the post

Digital protest as Japanese PM receives two fingers in the post

Tokyo, Japan - (Ass Mess): Japanese Prime Monster Shinzo Abe was said to be shocked and dismayed today after receiving what fellow politicians have dubbed "the strongest hint to date" about his administration: a postal package containing t...
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Funny story:  Palestine Youth Team Apply for Martian Status

Palestine Youth Team Apply for Martian Status

The British Government has refused to issue visas for the Palestinian Youth team on the grounds that they are not classified as human beings, with the official reason for refusing the visitors visas on the grounds that the Palestinian urchins were &q...
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Funny story:  Can We Call Illegal Immigrants Stupid?

Can We Call Illegal Immigrants Stupid?

Though many U.S. illegal immigrants from Mexico have little or no formal education does that mean they are stupid?...
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Funny story:  Elton John Keeps his opinion to himself

Elton John Keeps his opinion to himself

Musical Icon Elton John was today in hiding after keeping his opinion to himself. The usually shy and retiring singer, famed as much for his piano playing as his flower purchasing habits shocked the world by not giving his opinion on a number of thin...
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Funny story:  Hitlers Plans Come into Being

Hitlers Plans Come into Being

With the shock announcement that both Brian Lara and Jack Kallis are to join Shane Warne as German Citizens, it is clear that the plans for Adolf Hitler to rule the civilized world are coming to fruition.
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Funny story:  Beauty pageant one contestant short; Ebonics blamed

Beauty pageant one contestant short; Ebonics blamed

The Miss Black America beauty pageant reports that only 49 of the 50 states are represented in it. As in every year this pageant has been held, there is no Miss Black Idaho. Pageant coordinator Sleazette Jones blamed this on the contestants' flue...
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Funny story:  The Carers Appreciation Society

The Carers Appreciation Society

An interdepartmental memo inadvertently leaked to the press association reveals that top government ministers are urging all Ministers and MP's to join the Carers Appreciation Society. The society has been in existence for some time but due to la...
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Funny story:  Sarkozy "touched up"

Sarkozy "touched up"

France, Paris (The Lies) - The French magazine "Paris Match" has been accused of "touching up" Sarkozy, wiping away love handles, warts, pimples and pure ugliness.
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Funny story:  India and Japan take on China, UN called in

India and Japan take on China, UN called in

Washington D.C. (The Lies) - India and Japan are set to take on China as the world's next super power. Jealousy and envy are rife within the ranks of both parliaments as China records record growth in discount shops.
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Funny story:  Rafa Reveals Goatee Agony

Rafa Reveals Goatee Agony

The mystery behind Rafa's goatee beard was revealed to The Spoof today ... and it's possibly CONTAGIOUS.
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Funny story:  Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

A boy in Manchester who assaulted an old man with a sausage has come in for some scathing criticism from the most unlikely source - his mum.
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Funny story:  Profile in Courage: Warren Redlich

Profile in Courage: Warren Redlich

Guilderland, New York (The Leakonomist) - In a gesture that could spell political suicide, irregular Spoof contributor Warren "I like red Apple Mac's" Redlich has banned all internet use in his office.
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Funny story:  Bush Administration to Rebuild Berlin Wall

Bush Administration to Rebuild Berlin Wall

BERLIN (East Berliner Gazette) - After careful deliberation the Bush Administration has decided to resurrect the Berlin Wall.
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Funny story:  International Space Station to be made Handicapped Accessible

International Space Station to be made Handicapped Accessible

Under pressure from supporters of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), NASA officials announced today that the International Space Station will be outfitted with wider doors, wheelchair ramps and handicapped-enabled restroom facilities.
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Funny story:  Bilderbergers Endorse Ron Paul

Bilderbergers Endorse Ron Paul

The hotel manager for the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Istanbul, Turkey, today confirmed the discovery of documents indicating that the Bilderberg Group has decided who will be the next President of the United States. The documents were originally found in...
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Funny story:  Canada and Mexico will Exchange Places

Canada and Mexico will Exchange Places

Quebec, Canada (IP) - Canada and Mexico will trade places. All of the Canadians will head south and cross the United States and while they do that the Mexicans will head north and enter Canada.
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Hillary Clinton named Monica Lewinsky her new campaign chriaperson in her bid for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States. Lewinsky, a former White House Intern and famous for her affair with President Bill Clinton, is con...
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Funny story:  Cuba Sees Psychiatrist Over Castro's Death

Cuba Sees Psychiatrist Over Castro's Death

La Habana, Cuba (IP) - Our international reporter in Key West, Florida received an anonymous tip that the Island of Cuba went to visit a psychiatrist due to its inability to admit that Maximum Leader for Life and El Presidente of the Permanent and Ev...
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Funny story:  Texas Rangers Score 30 Runs in MLB Game

Texas Rangers Score 30 Runs in MLB Game

The Texas Rangers, one of the teams to have never played in a World Series, became the first ones in over 110 years to score over 30 runs in a game. The Rangers, playing on the road against Baltimore, routed the Orioles by the score of 30 to 3.
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Funny story:  Bollywood Going to Hollywood to Experience Dollywood

Bollywood Going to Hollywood to Experience Dollywood

New Delhi, India (IP) - Well known Bollywood film producer, Hi-boss Canibehelpingyou, has called our entertainment reporter and advised him that he will be going to Hollywood in order to meet with Dolly Parton.
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Funny story:  Real Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden

Real Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden

Real Madrid sent shockwaves through the world of sport last night by unveiling Al-Qaeda leader and renowned enemy of America Osama Bin Laden as their newest recruit in a Summer spending spree which has also seen them sign Christoph 'New York'...
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Funny story:  Another Chinese airplane threatens ceremonial suicide to preserve its country's honor; lands safely at Kansai airport without incident

Another Chinese airplane threatens ceremonial suicide to preserve its country's honor; lands safely at Kansai airport without incident

Tokyo, Japan - A second Chinese airplane this week that was unable to face the ridicule and shaming by other airplanes from across the world at International Airports for its county's recent scandal for poison dog food, contaminate fish, lead tai...
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Funny story:  Fifty Pit Bull Dogs Rescued From Michael Vick's House Face Euthanization

Fifty Pit Bull Dogs Rescued From Michael Vick's House Face Euthanization

Micheal Vick's dogs were seized by the federal authorities after a raid on his home. Now, those 53 dogs face euthanization if no one tries to adopt them.
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Funny story:  Stereo System To Come With Car Attached

Stereo System To Come With Car Attached

Detroit, Michigan (IP) - Delorian Motor Works (DMW) has announced that it is producing a stereo system with a car attached to it as a sort of off-shoot. The price of the new vehicle will start at $27,000 and will be available in silver and black.
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Funny story:  Vlad Gone Wild

Vlad Gone Wild

MOSCOW (Beloglazov News Agency) - Russian Federation President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin recently performed a topless photo shoot while fishing as part of an up-and-coming Women's Interest Calendar entitled "Men of the Kremlin".
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Funny story:  "One in 4 children born in Britain are foreign"

"One in 4 children born in Britain are foreign"

Scientists have announced that one in 4 children born in Britain are foreign.
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