The Mayor of UK's crime-ridden metropolis, Cosmic City, applauded the capture earlier today of Super Villain "Maggot Pete".
Today in Annapolis, Maryland, a shocking medical mystery occured. A woman gave birth to a 33-year old man.
Do you take daily multivitamin supplements to better your health? What about your kids? Well, chances are you and your kids may be intaking the same deadly poisons found in cigarettes.
Stockholm, Sweden - Apparently reprising his beloved role as the emotionally challenged greenskeeper, Carl, obsessed with killing a renegade gopher in the original Caddyshack movie, Bill Murray was arrested by Stockholm police in the early morning ho...
Tony Blair, the much missed lap-dog AND former British Prime Minister announced today that he aimed for a place on the British Tiddlywinks team for the 2012 Olympics.
Hilton Hotels announced today that it is renaming several of its French hotels as part of its internet marketing strategy. In the most notable change, the Hilton Paris will be renamed the Paris Hilton.
Senators in America have agreed with a 90% majority to remove the letter U from the Alphabet. They said in a statement released to the press...
San Francisco, California - A second, in as many years, frozen body of a WWII airman was recovered today in the California High Sierra. It is believed to be the body of a pilot that accompanied the first one that was found in 2005. This recent discov...
Leftie pinko district judge Mr. Giles Elpinko criticised police and the Crown Prosecution Service for prosecuting a 12-year old boy for throwing a Molotov cocktail at his 71-year old neighbour.
Sky Box Office has lined up the TV wrestling match to end them all as on September 3rd at Wembley Stadium, Richard and Judy take on Eamonn Holmes and his missus in a no holds barred tag bout.
A report out today shows that doctors are being paid more than eve due to a loop hole in their contract. Doctors are being bought private planes by the NHS with DR written on the side, a measure enabled seventeen year ago in order to increase accessi...
Delhi, India - (Ass Mess): Bollywood actress and former Miss World is to feature on a new 100 rupee postage stamp in time for her birthday on November 1st this year.
The Prime Ministers eyebrow will be removed by Downing Street's in house barbers tomorrow after it was complained about that it was too revolting to be shown on television.
Wembley Stadium - (Ass mess): With David Beckham lining up in the squad for tonight's England v Germany exhibition match football pundits are warning of a 3-0 thrashing for the home team amid fears that the Galaxy player "is just plain rubbi...
Kennebunkport, Maine - (Ass Mess): "Absolutely nothing suspicious about it!" was the official line taken today as a houseguest at George Bush Senior's summer retreat in Kennebunkport died suddenly after hearing the news that young Jenna...
With the new Premiership season only one week old, the controversy surrounding one bad penalty decision has caused financial markets as far away as ASIA to wobble dramatically.
London - (Rotters): The Princess Diana Memorial Fund has spent £10 million of daftass British donors' money on free heroin to rejhected UK asylum seekers according to reports published today.
London - (OMFG Press): Babyshambles singer and stalwart druggie Peter Doherty has managed to worm his way back to Kate Moss's favors as well as her bed according to cleaning staff employed at the London Hilton Hotel where the pair were spotted ho...
A concert purportedly to help raise money for the victims of the crises in Darfur, and Iraq, will be staged in London in October by Muslims.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A CIA enquiry into the 9/11 disaster has concluded that ex-Agency boss George Tenet and Clinton Administration gofer Sandy Berger were ordered to systematically destroy all NATO military intelligence on the atrocity as ear...
London - Today scientists announce a new computer model that shows rising oceans and changing climate, will turn Great Britain into a tropical island. Only in this case it will be more like an "islet", most likely to be renamed Ben Nevis is...
In an amazing turn of events The Spoof can reveal that former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, will be a contestant in the next celebrity big brother show.
Key West, Florida (IP) - Our current affairs reporter, Poindexter Finootch, has been in Key West, Florida this week working on this report from the table nearest the door at Sloppy Joe's Bar. Mr. Finootch has discovered that many Americans are l...
Astronomers have spotted a rather curious space oddity in the Earth's so-called 'space neighbourhood' - a dead star with unusual characteristics.
Veteran music hall turn, Bert Tompkins, is set to make an amazing comeback more than 45 years since he last trod the boards.
Hell-raising bassist and Motorhead front man, Lemmy, is today recovering from his world record breaking attempt for the longest bass solo ever.
Startling research shows that since major networks have been delivering the TV news with presenters standing up, things have become significantly worse.
(Washington) - U.S. taxpayers and voters across the land were stunned today when their elected representives in Washington actually passed legislation, legislation which even reflected the needs of the American people.
Memphis, Tennessee - A handgun belonging to Elvis was returned today. It was stolen last week from the Memphis Museum during the weeklong celebration commemorating the 30-year anniversary of Elvis's death. Finger prints raised off the gun have au...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Researchers have conducted the first test of illegal drug use in the White House by sampling waste water from toilets there and discovered some surprising results.