Funny story:  Britney Spears Assaults Paparazzi with Mothers Milk Product

Britney Spears Assaults Paparazzi with Mothers Milk Product

Las Vegas Nevada, Britney Spears assaulted two photographers outside a spa in Las Vegas two days ago According to witnesses she threw a baby bottle full of mothers milk at paparazzi as they attempted to photograph her.
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Funny story:  No Balmoral invite for Kate Middleton

No Balmoral invite for Kate Middleton

Balmoral Castle, Blackader - (Ass Mess): There will be no royal invitation for Kate Middleton to join the Puppet Monarchy at the Highlands retreat of Balmoral Castle this year after hundreds of nude photos of her shagging the entire Blues & Roya...
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Funny story:  Aishwarya Rai the new Bond Girl in From Bollywood With Love

Aishwarya Rai the new Bond Girl in From Bollywood With Love

Bollywood - (Celebrity Guess): Green-eyed mega-goddess Aishwarya Rai is rumored to be on the verge of signing up as the next Bond Girl in the forthcoming blockbuster From Bollywood With Love.
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Funny story:  NASA's space probe Phoenix will dig for water, oil on Moon

NASA's space probe Phoenix will dig for water, oil on Moon

Cape Canaveral, Florida - (Ass Mess): This weekend sees NASA's launch of the unmanned Phoenix probe which will prospect large parts of the moon for oil, diamonds and water.
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Funny story:  Beat you to the Arctic Floor 20 Years Ago Chevron Oil tells Putin's daftass sub

Beat you to the Arctic Floor 20 Years Ago Chevron Oil tells Putin's daftass sub

Arctic Ocean - (Ass Mess): Russian oil prospectors arrived in a Kursk replica submarine on the Arctic seabed this morning some 14,000 ft below the North Pole and were about to plant their country's traditional skull 'n' crossbone...
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Funny story:  Bush gave Gorgon Brown "vibrating fur-trimmed leather thong"

Bush gave Gorgon Brown "vibrating fur-trimmed leather thong"

London - (Ass Mess): Details of last week's Camp David summit gift exchange between President George Bush and UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has been revealed.
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Funny story:  George Best shagged Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law

George Best shagged Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Osama Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law was once shagged by footballer George Best according to Foreign Orifice sources today.
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Funny story:  Frank Murkowski next say FBI sources

Frank Murkowski next say FBI sources

Anchorage, Alaska - (Disatser Press): FBI sources investigating the murky dealings of the Corrupt Bastards Club have hinted strongly that former Governor of Alaska and ex-US Senator Frank Murkowski is likely to be probed following the raid on Senator...
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Funny story:  Compassionate Conservatism means witness Omerta

Compassionate Conservatism means witness Omerta

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Suborning witnesses with Presidential executive priviledge orders has long been a GOP favortie technique on Capitol Hill when the going gets rough.
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Funny story:  Tree Surgeon Faces Malpractice Suit

Tree Surgeon Faces Malpractice Suit

"I was a little surprised by the charges of malpractice," said long-time Connecticut tree surgeon Gary Minnowitz, "I've always provided my patients with the best possible care, and I just plain love trees - sometimes physically. I...
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Funny story:  Donald Rumsfeld sees 'Significant Progress' in Barry Bonds being stuck on 754

Donald Rumsfeld sees 'Significant Progress' in Barry Bonds being stuck on 754

US and A (XYZ News) - Since stepping down as US Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld is enjoying the things he loves most. Namely, playing the guitar, testifying before Congress, and following baseball.
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Funny story:  Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Footballer and hatchet man Joey Barton has been charged with 'exposing himself' by police, after he displayed his backside following a match at Everton last season. A lesser...
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Funny story:  West Nile Virus Traced to East Coast Studio

West Nile Virus Traced to East Coast Studio

The fragile truce that had been established between P Diddy's East Coast Bad Boy Entertainment and Snoop Dogg's West Coast Death Row Records is in danger of collapsing. At a sit-down in Hastings, Nebraska, chosen for its neutral location, me...
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Funny story:  Bridge Collapse Induces Reporters Brilliant Questions

Bridge Collapse Induces Reporters Brilliant Questions

Minneapolis, Minnesota (IP) - The tragic and needless collapse of the Minneapolis bridge has brought with it the usual barrage of idiotic and inane questions by major television and local reporters as well. Disaster scene observer Ebenezer Finootch...
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Funny story:  Bridge Collapse Iraq War Casualty

Bridge Collapse Iraq War Casualty

Minneapolis, MN (IP) - The federal government began its hunt for scapegoats at the local and state level today so as to divert attention from the impending threat to America's entire highway infrastructure. Our on-the-scene investigative reporte...
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Funny story:  The question that no-one can answer?

The question that no-one can answer?

Academics at the London University New Academic Terminology Information Centre (L.U.N.A.T.I.C.) have announced that their 20 year search for the "Question that has no answer" has finally ended.
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Funny story:  European Super League announced

European Super League announced

Mikail Plattoni Muli billionaire oligark has announced the formation of a new European Super League.
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Funny story:  Wax figures stolen, police "clueless"

Wax figures stolen, police "clueless"

Dozens of figures from the Irish Republic's National Wax Museum have been damaged or stolen after a "rave" party at a warehouse, officials say.
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Funny story:  Crunchy Leaves In July Evidence Of Global Warming

Crunchy Leaves In July Evidence Of Global Warming

A noted scientist in the West Midlands has, what he calls, indisputable and irrefutable proof that the Earth's climate is changing. Dr Paul H Griddler, an eminent local quack, says that a chance discovery whilst out walking in the park with his 5-...
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Funny story:  President Bush Vehemently Denies Charges of Incontinence

President Bush Vehemently Denies Charges of Incontinence

Washington D.C. -- In response to his rapidly plummeting poll numbers and the recent revelations that the word most likely to be associated with his presidency is "incompetent," President Bush lashed out at members of the assembled press co...
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Funny story:  Vienna Boys Choir Disbanded

Vienna Boys Choir Disbanded

Vienna, Austria (IP)- Sad news from Austria today as it has been announced that the Vienna Boys Choir known here as the Musik der Kinder Katze will be disbanded on a permanent basis. The reason given was that hormones added to food products have ma...
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Funny story:  Bush Reveals Plan for Middle Class

Bush Reveals Plan for Middle Class

Washington (IP) - I.P. Investigative reporter Poindexter Finootch was allowed a rare one on one interview with G.W. Bush today and what he learned from the President has far reaching implications for the middle class.
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