Funny story:  Kate Middleton porno video found in hotel in-house channel

Kate Middleton porno video found in hotel in-house channel

London - (Rioters): The London Hilton has called in the police after customers jammed the hotel's in-house kiddies' video channel which instead of showing Teletubbies Go Wild On Holiday! featured fifteen porny minutes of footage of K...
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Funny story:  Letters to the Editor - August 11th 2007

Letters to the Editor - August 11th 2007

Dear Sir, I read with interest your feature about my daring raid on my own home, to steal what was rightly mine. I would like to thank you...
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Funny story:  Madonna recruited renegade ex-spook Shayler

Madonna recruited renegade ex-spook Shayler

London - (Ass Mess): Notorious self-publicist and Kabbalah sucker Madonna has recruited disgraced ex-MI5 spook David Shayler who told UK TV news this week that he has had a psychic revelation that has ordained him aa the Anointed Messiah.
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Funny story:  'The Holdout' Bancroft Family Member Leaves Casino Broke

'The Holdout' Bancroft Family Member Leaves Casino Broke

ATLANTIC CITY (The New and Improved Wall Street Journal) - After a tumultuous week on Wall Street that resulted in banks around the world stepping in to rescue the credit market, the final member of the Bancroft Family to sell out to Rupert Murdoch h...
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Funny story:  Mr Oliver Dear - The View from My Window

Mr Oliver Dear - The View from My Window

The world's most anxious man, Mr Oliver Dear from local Hamlet Chutney-on-Frinton has been awarded the title of the World's Most Anxious Man. The aptly named man is our new regular contributor. Read the dispatches from the front line of his life.
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Funny story:  New slogan really sucks

New slogan really sucks

The members of the corporate board of Lifetime Network, whose former slogan was "Television for Women" recently gave a press conference in Los Angeles at the network's flagship station, KUNT. The purpose of the conference was to confirm...
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Funny story:  Mafia Crackdown Reduces Mobsters to Regular People

Mafia Crackdown Reduces Mobsters to Regular People

Youngstown, Ohio (Pisan Enthusiast Quarterly) - A mafia crackdown in this northeastern Ohio community has reduced La Cosa Nostra to running 'government cheese' rings in order to eke out a living.
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Funny story:  Dogs have special eyesight, you know

Dogs have special eyesight, you know

Doctor Erasmus Yapp, a famous vet has scientific proof that the common domesticated dog has far better eyesight than science ever gave them credit for.
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Funny story:  Did Hitler dance to the YMCA?

Did Hitler dance to the YMCA?

After last week's discovery that Hitler enjoyed relaxing to the music of Russian composers and had several records recorded by Jewish performers historians have discovered yet another interesting new fact about the Nazi leader: he enjoyed dancing...
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Funny story:  So who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi,  Mr President?

So who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?

Wall Street, New York - (Ass Mess): Official: Every US President since Richard Nixon has been an asshole.
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Funny story:  Abhishek Bachchan furious at The Spoof! pregnancy story

Abhishek Bachchan furious at The Spoof! pregnancy story

New Delhi, India - (ReUterus): Aishwarya Rai's husband Abhishek Bachchan has denied his wife is pregnant and poured scorn on reports in The Spoof! that she will give birth to twin girls on St Valentine's Day 2008.
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Funny story:  Dumbledore and Gandalf brawl at the senior citizens center

Dumbledore and Gandalf brawl at the senior citizens center

What began as a simple game of wizarding chess turned out to be the greatest wizarding duel the Magically Fragile Senior Citizens Center had ever seen. Albus Dumbledore and Gandalf the very Grey (as nicknamed by his friends in the center due to his a...
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Funny story:  Pressure grows to vaccinate Heather Mills in Mad Cow disease outbreak

Pressure grows to vaccinate Heather Mills in Mad Cow disease outbreak

Pirbright, Slurry - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): Pressure is growing on the government to vaccinate Heather Mills in a bid to halt the spread of Mad Cow disease.
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Funny story:  President Bush Battles Tick - Tick Wins

President Bush Battles Tick - Tick Wins

While cycling on his Texas ranch in a field of sunflowers, President Bush came face to face with an armed enemy combatant - the tick. Not an ordinary tick, but a real live terrorist tick carrying the dreaded Lyme disease.
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Funny story:  Police To Shoot Climate Protesters

Police To Shoot Climate Protesters

Next Tuesday's climate change demonstrations at Heathrow airport are likely to make the headlines for all the wrong reasons.
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Funny story:  Mark Lowton; The Man Behind the Mustache

Mark Lowton; The Man Behind the Mustache

Mark Lowton. Who is he? Some believe him to be an international man of mystery and intrigue, hiding behind his position of editor at The Spoof magazine (such as James Bond did with Universal Export). Others believe him to be nothing more tha...
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Funny story:  Woman With Breast Implants More Likely to Commit Suicide

Woman With Breast Implants More Likely to Commit Suicide

Psychologists have discovered that women who have voluntary breast implant surgery are three times more likely than others to commit suicide. In women who have the augmentation after the age of 45, the risk jumps to seven times higher than normal.
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Funny story:  Eighteen Nigerians Arrested on Sodomy Charges to be Executed

Eighteen Nigerians Arrested on Sodomy Charges to be Executed

Eighteen Nigerians arrested for violation of a state ordinance on sodomy have been tried and found guilty and will be executed Tuesday morning at sunrise. The group, led by Abu Buba, were all found in women's clothing near an illegal gay wedding.
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Funny story:  Politicians Turn to Hot Air Balloons for Transportation

Politicians Turn to Hot Air Balloons for Transportation

Washington DC (IP) - The government just released some astounding news to our Washington field office. The head of the FAA just announced that in an effort to save money and "go green" American politicians will henceforth travel by hot air...
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Funny story:  Ruel with an Iron Rod

Ruel with an Iron Rod

FORMER Spurs winger Ruel Fox last night delivered a touching tribute to deceased children's entertainer Rod Hull by unveiling an iron effigy of him in his back garden.
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Funny story:  Dom Deluise Steals Presidente' Bush's Mojo!

Dom Deluise Steals Presidente' Bush's Mojo!

Washington D.C.- White House Officials today are in chaos in the aftermath of the theft of President Bush's "Mojo".
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Funny story:  "Domestic surveillance affects standings" says Spoof! Contributor

"Domestic surveillance affects standings" says Spoof! Contributor

US and A (Operation Pencil Sharpener) - The National Security Agency, CIA and FBI are adding to point totals attributed to TheSpoof.com writers in the US, according to an inside source.
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Funny story:  Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe
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Funny story:  Spoof! Movie Destined to be an 'Art House Flop' says Terry Gilliam

Spoof! Movie Destined to be an 'Art House Flop' says Terry Gilliam

Umbria, Italy (Reuterus) - Despite the heavy industry "buzz" surrounding The Spoof! motion picture project, veteran cinema director and Monty Python alumnus Terry Gilliam predicts that the film will end up being nothing more than an art hou...
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Funny story:  Schwarzenegger a sure bet to become next President

Schwarzenegger a sure bet to become next President

In the most surprising development of the 2008 presidential campaign to date, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has emerged as the clear frontrunner, outpolling all other candidates from both parties combined. And nobody is more surprised at...
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Funny story:  India and Pakistan:  Friendly Again?

India and Pakistan: Friendly Again?

ISLAMABAD (AP) - August 15th will mark the 60-year anniversary of the separation between India and Pakistan, and the traditional Partition Day Parade promises to be especially ebullient this year.
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Funny story:  Spoof! Writer's Captors Surveilled by Pakistani Authorities

Spoof! Writer's Captors Surveilled by Pakistani Authorities

Pakistan (Reuterus) - The bad news is that regular contributor to TheSpoof.com, 'Who The Hell Is Mohit?', has been missing for more than twenty-four hours. The good news is that authorities have covertly been tracking the movements of his ab...
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Funny story:  Jackie Chan Stars in LAX Rush Hour

Jackie Chan Stars in LAX Rush Hour

Los Angeles Airport, August 11, 2037 -- Jackie Chan, one of the stars of the Rush Hour movie franchise (including the just-released Rush Hour 34) was accused of smuggling and held at LAX last night.
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Funny story:  Queen Mudder photographed in Trafalgar Square

Queen Mudder photographed in Trafalgar Square

'Every man shall do his duty' someone once said, It may been Nelson, or another one of the Simpsons characters but those words ring true today.
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Funny story:  Bush Women Intend To Tell All In New Children's Book

Bush Women Intend To Tell All In New Children's Book

District of Columbia (Reuterus) - Laura, Jenna and Barbara Bush are teaming up to write a semi-autobiographical children's story about a boy who does not like to read. The exposé (tentatively titled 'Georgie Hates His History Lessons') i...
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Funny story:  West Ham Hires Neville Chamberlain in Last-Ditch Effort to Keep Tevez

West Ham Hires Neville Chamberlain in Last-Ditch Effort to Keep Tevez

LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- West Ham United have retained the services of the late Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain in a last-ditch effort to prevent striker Carlos Tevez from switching to Manchester United. The Rt. Hon. Chamberlain, last s...
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Funny story:  Dragon's Den Star Bannatyne Victim of Revenge

Dragon's Den Star Bannatyne Victim of Revenge

GLAHSGEE (Defecated News) - Leisure tycoon, TV star and cheeky Scotsman Duncan Bannatyne got a lesson in business last week he'd never have predicted. After going down a storm in the hit TV show Dragon's Den, Bannatyne found...
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Funny story:  Danny DeVito Becomes Homeless Bag Lady

Danny DeVito Becomes Homeless Bag Lady

Actor and sometimes director Danny DeVito is now homeless. Having bombed at the box office in his last three movies and having had his last four television shows cancelled, he was unable to meet the mortgage payment on his Hollywood home.
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Funny story:  Robbie Williams Checks out of Rehab Ready for a Comeback

Robbie Williams Checks out of Rehab Ready for a Comeback

LONDON (Defecated News) - Alleged 'AC-DC' pop star Robbie Williams discharged himself from the Priory Clinic yesterday morning after what has been the toughest time in his glittering career. An inmate for ove...
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Funny story:  Cure for everything discovered; banned

Cure for everything discovered; banned

A US Appeals court sided with several major pharmaceutical manufacturers and the US FDA today in denying a Kentucky man the right to patent or market a product he claims will cure most illnesses, including Aids, heart disease and cancer with no negat...
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Funny story:  Competition Stiffens Ahead of Fashion Weep

Competition Stiffens Ahead of Fashion Weep

Basic black is set to stage a massive comeback at the society celebration marking the death of Diana, Princess of Wales.
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