Funny story:  Tony Blair His Friend (To Blowin' In the Wind)

Tony Blair His Friend (To Blowin' In the Wind)

Tony Blair, His Friend By Crazy Cal Jennings (to "Blowin' in the Wind")...
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Funny story:  Smart and Bush Rip Off the Dead

Smart and Bush Rip Off the Dead

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Michigan - Clayton R. Smart, 67, of Okmulgee, Okla., and Michigan attorney Craig Bush decided that ripping off the living wasn't enough for them. In an effort to solve that pressing problem, they decided to rip off the dea...
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Funny story:  God Frowns on Alaska

God Frowns on Alaska

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - Today, God frowned on the whole state of Alaska.
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Funny story:  Google Succeeds in Building Elevator to the Moon

Google Succeeds in Building Elevator to the Moon

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - Today, Google announced that they have succeeded in creating an elevator to the moon.
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Funny story:  Orange fake tan to be made capital offence

Orange fake tan to be made capital offence

London - (Ass Mess): Nothing like a little bit of Spring sunshine to bring out the sub-moronic orange fake tan brigade in public!...
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Funny story:  Vicious Dog Attacks on Small Children Riddle Solved

Vicious Dog Attacks on Small Children Riddle Solved

A small town in the middle of somewhere was astounded earlier today when yet again, a dog with "no history of aggressive behaviour" attacked a small child.
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Funny story:  UK Releases Stamps to Rival US Star Wars Set

UK Releases Stamps to Rival US Star Wars Set

The US has today announced that it will be releasing a set of 15 special edition stamps celebrating its Star Wars classic film series. Here in the UK officials pressured by the public to bring out our own set of commemorative stamps in the same vein...
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Funny story:  Bush Opts for Impeachment

Bush Opts for Impeachment

It is purported that if forced to choose, the President would prefer impeachment over resignation since he would be eligible to collect unemployment compensation.
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Funny story:  Schwarzenegger Trades in Hummer for Unicycle

Schwarzenegger Trades in Hummer for Unicycle

In an overture to reduce the greenhouse gases that cause global warming, California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has traded in his Hummer for a unicycle.
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Funny story:  TheSpoof.com's first wedding!

TheSpoof.com's first wedding!

Contributors come and go, some pen one or two stories whilst others hang around, year after year, banging out stories at such a prolific rate, that they get noticed. Noticed by the reading masses and noticed by the other cont...
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Funny story:  New TV service for Ben Nevis residents

New TV service for Ben Nevis residents

The BBC has announced that it is launching its own free-to-view satellite service.
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Funny story:  Duracell fined in indecency case.

Duracell fined in indecency case.

Battery manufacturers Duracell were fined £4.28 for gross indecency at Kent Magistrates Court yesterday.
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Funny story:  Someone Reads The Spoof to Bush

Someone Reads The Spoof to Bush

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Last night, George Bush's intern, Ima Hottie , who can read, was visiting President Bush while Laura was away visiti...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie to adopt herself

Angelina Jolie to adopt herself

World-wide Press Orifice, It has been reported that Angelina Jolie is so fed up of running around after other people's kids and doing Brads laundry that she feels she needs some time to herself.
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Funny story:  Watergate's Bernstein slams Hillary as deluded liar

Watergate's Bernstein slams Hillary as deluded liar

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Senator Hillary Clinton's public image is set to be shredded in a new biography by celebrated Watergate expose journo Carl Bernstein.
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Funny story:  Cal-el Makes Bid for Presidency

Cal-el Makes Bid for Presidency

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Cal-el, illegitimate half-brother of Kal-el, has announced that he will be running for president in 2008. If elected, he would be the first Kryptonian elected to U.S. Office. This was made possible by the Demo...
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Funny story:  We are all going to die, any day now!

We are all going to die, any day now!

WORLD WAR 3, OR WW3 according to marketing executives, came one step closer yesterday as the two biggest countries on the planet started squaring up over some stuff that is going on near Russia.
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Funny story:  Back to the Stone Age as Sony uses decapitated goat promotion

Back to the Stone Age as Sony uses decapitated goat promotion

Japan - (Ass Mess): The Sony Corporation has been accused of sickening opportunism and regressing back to the Stone Age to promote its PlayStation2 God Of War II by using a freshly slaughtered goat in its launch promo.
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Funny story:  It's No Teddy Bears Picnic for Grown Up Knut

It's No Teddy Bears Picnic for Grown Up Knut

The German zoo where teensy little cute polar bear Knut is housed has reported falling numbers of visitors since the lovable little polar bear started to transform into a fully grown snarling beast.
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Funny story:  Corrupt Bastards Club corralled as Fitzie plays a blinder

Corrupt Bastards Club corralled as Fitzie plays a blinder

Alaska - (Ass Mess): Aftershocks are still reverberating among Corrupt Bastards Club Alaskans one of whom, Bruce Weyhrauch, took a slippery tumble off his boat last week in dubious circumstances.
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Funny story:  Postmodern Painting Sells for 5.12m

Postmodern Painting Sells for 5.12m

New York - Today marked a huge step forward in the postmodern art community. During a silent auction, the well respected and widely popular postmodern painting "Anguish" sold for just over 5 million USD.
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Funny story:  Raiders Select Angelina Jolie With Top Pick

Raiders Select Angelina Jolie With Top Pick

The Oakland Raiders shocked the football world when they selected actress/humanitarian/mother Angelina Jolie as their top pick in the NFL draft. Raider's owner, Al Davis, said he fully expects Jolie to show up for training camp in August, althou...
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Funny story:  Early Model Verichip Found in President's Brain

Early Model Verichip Found in President's Brain

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, President George W. Bush was taken to the hospital. After hearing that stuttering could be caused by a problem in the striatum, White House doctors decided that they should have the president tested. What they found wa...
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Funny story:  Hugh Grant Thinks He's Russell Crowe

Hugh Grant Thinks He's Russell Crowe

CCN - Hollywood - Today, back in Hollywood, Hugh Grant confesses that thought he was Russell Crowe. "I couldn't find a telephone, so I just grabbed the nearest thing I could find," said Grant. "I'm confident I will be vindica...
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Funny story:  Cherie gong for screwing sperm donor Christopher Evans to father baby Leo

Cherie gong for screwing sperm donor Christopher Evans to father baby Leo

London - (Ass Mess): London political salons are abuzz this weekend with talk of the hottest imminent poker bluff ever played during the Bush Administration's six year reign of terror.
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