Funny story:  Humiliated Students Filmed By Teachers

Humiliated Students Filmed By Teachers

Internet watchers today have condemned the posting of videos of school students in humiliating situations by school teachers.
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Funny story:  Hillary to recruit Gere for new campaign assault

Hillary to recruit Gere for new campaign assault

Washington DC - (Ass mess): Impressed at Richard Gere's ratings jump following his public 'True Lies' tango-esuqe grope of Shilpa Shetty in New Delhi, Hillary Clinton is putting out feelers to recruit the Hollywood actor to do for her wha...
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Funny story:  CIA maps Bush genome

CIA maps Bush genome

Langley, Virginia - (Ass mess): Forensic psychiatrists working at the optimistically named President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) - CIA HQ have completed their forty year study into the mutant DNA structure of the Bush family.
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Funny story:  Ripken Reaches New Milestone

Ripken Reaches New Milestone

Cal Ripken, "The Iron Man" of professional baseball who holds the record of playing in 2632 consecutive games, recently celebrated a new streak with his 2,000 consecutive day of retirement.
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Funny story:  Blair Ecstatic About Proposal from Bush

Blair Ecstatic About Proposal from Bush

Today, Tony Blair received a wedding proposal from President George W. Bush. The letter stated that President Bush has had enough of Laura and he wanted to be with the one person who supported him on all the tough issues.
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Funny story:  Bush Signs Total Gun Ban

Bush Signs Total Gun Ban

Today President Bush signs in to law H.R. 247 that bans every type of guns, rifles and even hunting knives. Bush has order A.T.F. to start a nationwide campaign for law abiding citizens to turn in their guns. This was a breakthrough legislation that...
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Funny story:  Bush Allies in Congress Block Bill That Would Require Intelligence Disclosures

Bush Allies in Congress Block Bill That Would Require Intelligence Disclosures

The New York High Times - Bush Allies gathered yesterday to block a bill that would have required the White House to disclose the locations of secret prisons run by the Central Intelligence Agency and to reveal the amount spent annually by American i...
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Funny story:  Moktada al-Sadr, the Shiite cleric, gives finger to the Bush Administration

Moktada al-Sadr, the Shiite cleric, gives finger to the Bush Administration

Moktada al-Sadr, the rebellious Shiite cleric, withdrew six cabinet members because of their ties to the Bush administration and Bush's refusal to set a time limit for pulling out of Iraq.
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Funny story:  Global Warming may Ease Energy Crisis

Global Warming may Ease Energy Crisis

Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Reinvention (MIR) are claiming that the threat of Global Warming also holds the promise of unlimited free electrical energy. Their solution is found in the production of electricity directly from the Eart...
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Funny story:  Vice President Cheney Delighted at Shootings

Vice President Cheney Delighted at Shootings

Vice President Dick Cheney was delighted to hear that the gunman at Virginia Tech was Korean. "NOW we have a good excuse to make a nucular first strike against Korea! Halliburton will make billions off of rebuilding Korea! A...
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Funny story:  Bush and Gonzales Relieved by Virginia Tech Shooting Story

Bush and Gonzales Relieved by Virginia Tech Shooting Story

President George Bush and U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales held a press conference today about the tragic shooting of the thirty-three slain at Virginia Tech. President Bush said, "It may be sad, but look on the bright side of it. Now th...
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Funny story:  Prince William Report Angers Palace

Prince William Report Angers Palace

A leaked report from Buckingham Palace has revealed that Princes Harry and William both have a mental age of the average nine year old.
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Funny story:  Madonna's Malawian Live Earth Ticket Sham

Madonna's Malawian Live Earth Ticket Sham

Madonna has arrived in Malawi amid speculation that she is about to adopt another African orphan, however TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that this is not the case. Madonna is in the African nation to book acts for the upcoming Live Earth concert...
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Funny story:  Bush Selects American Airlines to Demonstrate "Trickle Down Economics"

Bush Selects American Airlines to Demonstrate "Trickle Down Economics"

American Airlines is announcing that, this month, its top executives will split close to $200 million in stock bonuses while workers will get nothing. The profit for American Airlines last year was $231 million.
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Funny story:  Heather Mills-McCartney has prosthetic vagina fitted following dance accident!

Heather Mills-McCartney has prosthetic vagina fitted following dance accident!

Beleaguered ex strumpet and former Beatle wife, Heather Mills is said to be in a stable condition following an accident on Dancing with Stars yesterday.
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Funny story:  Congress to Vote on Changing the Word "Neocon" to "Con"

Congress to Vote on Changing the Word "Neocon" to "Con"

The Democratic-controlled Congress has proposed new legislation to change the administration's designation from "neocons" to "cons."...
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Funny story:  White House to Become National Neocon Prison and Museum

White House to Become National Neocon Prison and Museum

It is purported that some top Democrats have proposed turning the White House into the National Neocon Federal Penitentiary and Holocaust Museum. "We will continue to see the horror that the cons have wreaked upon the nation and the world for de...
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Funny story:  White House bags 1st prize in Marketing Campaign Awards!

White House bags 1st prize in Marketing Campaign Awards!

They may not have won the war on terror just yet, but they have certainly caused a stir in marketing circles with the brilliantly constructed "War on Terror" campaign that has seen investments in the arms and body bag manuf...
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Funny story:  Google Maps taking the piss?

Google Maps taking the piss?

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): Google Maps: It's a marvel of modern technology until wee little flaws emerge that ask the intrepid cyberspace browser exactly who is taking the proverbial piss.
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Funny story:  Ant and Dec In New Deal Twist

Ant and Dec In New Deal Twist

Are they they the new Morecambe and Wise? No? Well who the fack do they think they are then? It's Ant and Dec. The two ugly Geordies have just signed an historic new deal worth millions in order to keep them off BBC TV.
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Funny story:  Virgin sighting prompts Irish village to be renamed Fort of the Harlot

Virgin sighting prompts Irish village to be renamed Fort of the Harlot

Doom, County Limerick - (Ass Mess): After a spate of unexlpained Virgin sightings above the skies of the tiny Irish hamlet of Doom in Co Limerick the local council has voted to revert to their village's old Celtic name of Dun Bleisce which nation...
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Funny story:  Ten Commandments Set to Annex U.S. Constitution

Ten Commandments Set to Annex U.S. Constitution

CAPITOL HILL (crAP)-Washington insiders are reeling at the latest libocrat lunacy to lambaste the land. In a radical 180-degree flip-flop from their traditional rant over the separation of church and state, liberal namby-pambies in b...
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Funny story:  South Africa Warned: "Be On Your Guard Against England"

South Africa Warned: "Be On Your Guard Against England"

The Cricket World Cup Super 8 stages reach an important point today for England who must win against South Africa to have any chance of qualifying for the semi-finals.
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Funny story:  Don Imus Apologizes To Virginia Students, Eeyore

Don Imus Apologizes To Virginia Students, Eeyore

(Stetson) -- Don Imus former shock jock turned Apology Czar has will fly to Virginia today to apologize to everyone for everything.
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Adopts Virginia Tech, Madonna Pissed, Bono To Play Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope Expected

Angelina Jolie Adopts Virginia Tech, Madonna Pissed, Bono To Play Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope Expected

(Blacksburg, VA) -- United Nations Envoy for Children, Refugees, & Lip Gloss Angelina Jolie, never one to shy from the glare of the media spotlight, has adopted the entire student body of Virginia Tech. Madonna, pop star and celebrity adopter, expr...
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Funny story:  Hitman sought as Virgie Arthur demands baby's custody "if Birkhead dies"

Hitman sought as Virgie Arthur demands baby's custody "if Birkhead dies"

Nassau, Bahamas - (Rotters): Former Texan cop Virgie Arthur is demanding to take out a legally binding contract getting sole custody of grand daughter Dannielynn in the event that the seven month old baby's father Larry Birkhead 'takes a fata...
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Funny story:  Nancy Pelosi Calls For Banning Males In Response to College Shooting

Nancy Pelosi Calls For Banning Males In Response to College Shooting

(Under the Dome) -- Speaker of the House of Reprehensitives, Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) speaking in response to the tragic shooting in Virginia amid early reports that an Asian MAN was responsible, proposed the banning of men from campus. "...
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Funny story:  Gere flees to Kathmandu

Gere flees to Kathmandu

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): After causing widespread riots with Shilpa Shetty for his tacky on-stage grope at an Indian truckers' AIDS awareness fun raiser, Hollywood actor Richard Gere has fled to the Himalayas for urgent talks with his PR agent the Do...
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Funny story:  Bush states "It's safer for our troops to be in Iraq, they stand more chance of being shot at home!"

Bush states "It's safer for our troops to be in Iraq, they stand more chance of being shot at home!"

President George W Bush has gone on record to say that he will not sign any bill that declares dates for troop withdrawal as this would be detrimental to the war effort and harm more troops in the long run.
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Funny story:  Cal Gov & Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger Tapped as War Czar

Cal Gov & Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger Tapped as War Czar

(Sacramento, CA) -- President George Mission Accomplished Bush has appointed California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger as War Czar, a new and largely meaningless position proposed by W recently to appear to be doing something about the longest was in...
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Funny story:  Cheney Urges Attack on Iran, Korea To Retaliate For School Shooting By Asian Man

Cheney Urges Attack on Iran, Korea To Retaliate For School Shooting By Asian Man

(Blacksburg, Va) -- Vice President Richard B A Dick Cheney has advised President Jump Suit Cod Piece Bush to retaliate against Iran with a full nuclear (pron: Nook -you-loor) attack in response to early accounts that one of the shooters in the tragic...
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Funny story:  McCarthy wins Pulitzer

McCarthy wins Pulitzer

London - (Rioters): Spoof satirist Fergus McCarthy has won this year's Pulitzer prize for friction.
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Funny story:  Brown Eruption Imminent

Brown Eruption Imminent

Geologists and vulcanologists have expressed their deep concern over data that has been received by monitoring stations throughout the UK that indicate the strong possibility that Gordon Brown is likely to erupt at any moment.
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Funny story:  Bush Calls For Home Schooling To Prevent School Shootings

Bush Calls For Home Schooling To Prevent School Shootings

(Blacksburg, VA) -- President For A Few More Quarters Bush has thought long and hard about the recent dust ups at Rutgers and Duke universities and this week's tragic shooting at Virginia Tech and concluded that schools breed problems. The Yale...
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Funny story:  When Harry Met Kate

When Harry Met Kate

Royal gossip commentators have said that the reason for the recent William/ Middleton split is over a pervy pact between the two Princes. It was reported that the William was up for it with a number of girls and the Harry had expressed an interest in...
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Funny story:  Shilpa Shetty Defend-sh Gere

Shilpa Shetty Defend-sh Gere

Celebrety Big Brother winner and former nobody, Shilpa Shetty has been defending Richard Gere after the ageing actor tried to repeatedly kissing her at an Aids event.
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Funny story:  Jesse Jackson Apologizes to Duke Lacrosse Players

Jesse Jackson Apologizes to Duke Lacrosse Players

Jesse Jackson today issued an apology to the Duke Lacrosse players who were wrongly accused of raping a black woman last year.
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Funny story:  Richard Gere: "Gimme a break man"

Richard Gere: "Gimme a break man"

Sobbing fans of Richard Gere were today were delighted when rampant locals switched their hatred, instead to the attention of 'India's favouritist Indian in the world ever' Shilpa Shetty.
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Funny story:  Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

(Mumbai) Former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere has landed himself in hot water after being accused of "insulting Indian culture".
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Funny story:  I,ET McCrone's Open Letter to Prince Billy

I,ET McCrone's Open Letter to Prince Billy

Dearest Billy, Forgive your humble servant's familiarity. . . But I think we must move quickly if we are to pull off the internat...
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Funny story:  Pontiffurher Benedict 16 Demands St Pius XII

Pontiffurher Benedict 16 Demands St Pius XII

As the German Pontiffuhrer, Benedict 16 tries to rush the sainting of Pius XII, experts on the history of WWII and the Holocaust are asking tough questions about Pius' impious apathy toward the extermination of millions of Jews and Catholics.
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Funny story:  New Biblical Immigration Legislation Requires 40 Years in the Desert!

New Biblical Immigration Legislation Requires 40 Years in the Desert!

Neo-Con Neo-Christs have sought to use the Bible, an ancient collection of prejudice and obsolete ideas mixed with wonderful myth, to define gender roles, sexsual orientation and now immigration policies.
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Funny story:  If War Czar Position Is Vacant, Can There Be A War?

If War Czar Position Is Vacant, Can There Be A War?

(Pentagon City Mall, VA) -- A barista at the local Starbuck's has posed a new qualm for philosophers: If the position of War Czar is Vacant, Can There Be A War?...
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Funny story:  Imus Decides:"A Ghetto Life for ME!"

Imus Decides:"A Ghetto Life for ME!"

First a barrage of criticism, then the two week "vacation" in the hood and now fired Radio Jock-Shocked The Donald Imus has decided to set up permanent residence in the slums of SoBro.
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Funny story:  Bush To Appoint Spelling Czar (or Tzar)

Bush To Appoint Spelling Czar (or Tzar)

(Oval Office) -- President for remaining months Bush has forcefully addressed an issue on the minds if many Americans - is it spelled Czar or Tzar?...
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Funny story:  Bush Proposes New Department of National Tragedies Department Czar

Bush Proposes New Department of National Tragedies Department Czar

(Oval Office) -- President tim January 2009 has responded forcefully to yesterday's national tragedy in Virginia. He has proposed a Department of National Tragedies Department to be headed by yet another Czar.
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Funny story:  Anti-Gun Lobby Weighs In on Virginia Shooting

Anti-Gun Lobby Weighs In on Virginia Shooting

(Blacksburg, VA) -- Hours after the pro-gun lobby weighed in with a preemptive press release, Rep Carol Malone (D-NJ) whose husband was killed by a gun in a Long Island commuter rail shooting a decade ago, issued a press release to say if there were...
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Funny story:  Pro-Gun Lobby Draw First Blood in Virginia Tragedy

Pro-Gun Lobby Draw First Blood in Virginia Tragedy

(Blacksburg, VA) -- The pro gun lobby drew first blood as they issued a press release before noon local time. as reported on MSNBC, to the effect that the tragedy, taking one life and injuring 28 at that time "could have been avoided" had t...
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Funny story:  Probe Into Justice Firings, Missing Emails, Hunt For Bin Laden, 2008 Election Postponed Due To Shootings - Cheney, Lesbian Daughter Found With Smoking Gun

Probe Into Justice Firings, Missing Emails, Hunt For Bin Laden, 2008 Election Postponed Due To Shootings - Cheney, Lesbian Daughter Found With Smoking Gun

(Blacksburg, VA) -- In the wake of the most tragic one-event shooting of innocent American students since the Vietnam War, as well as the coldest and most blustery April on record, US Attorney Generalisimo Alberto VO5 Gonzales, the last non-resigned...
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Funny story:  Pelosi to visit Hell, meet with Satan

Pelosi to visit Hell, meet with Satan

In a stark contrast to the Bush Administration's official policy regarding Hell and it's leader, Satan, Nancy Pelosi announced today she will meet with the Dark Lord in an effort to normalize relations between the two entities. George Bush h...
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Funny story:  The Corrs naked truth.

The Corrs naked truth.

Ireland's sexiest siblings have signed a multi million dollar deal with Hugh Hefner's Playboy to pose naked together in what is already being widely tipped to be one of the biggest selling issues in the history of the magazine.
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Funny story:  Harry Potter to Command a Starship

Harry Potter to Command a Starship

Not the wizard boy who went to Hogwarts. It is most of the children actors who went to Hogwarts movie set. This will be the 12th movie that Paramount Pictures will be making. Dan Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Matthew Lewis, Evanna Lynch, Tom...
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