Funny story:  Pope, Bush, Bin Laden, to Visit Rutgers

Pope, Bush, Bin Laden, to Visit Rutgers

(Vatican City Internet Cafe) -- If I didn't believe this I wouldn't have believed it. His Holiness Pope Benedict XXVI is coming to Rutgers. President Bush is also coming to Rutgers. And Osama Bin Laden will also come to Rutgers.
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Funny story:  Bono To Play: Duke Lacross Invites Rutgers Women's BBall To Mixer

Bono To Play: Duke Lacross Invites Rutgers Women's BBall To Mixer

(Neverland) -- In another display of a new wave of love, peace, and understanding permeating the American social landscape in the wake of the Imus "Slur heard 'round the world," The Duke University Men's Lacrosse team, largely white...
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Funny story:  The End's Not Near It's Here

The End's Not Near It's Here

Soap fans in America were devastated when the season 4 finale of the popular TV Series The O.C. "The End's not near it's Here" aired last night.
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Funny story:  PotterCOM Introduces New Product

PotterCOM Introduces New Product

Last week PotterCOM introduced the WAND. A thin long device which you activate by waving it and saying an activation key Wingardium Leviosa. After which, you must also say a wand-phone number and it makes the call.
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Funny story:  Jackson, Sharpton, Christ, Prince Harry Praise Imus

Jackson, Sharpton, Christ, Prince Harry Praise Imus

(SEACAUCUS, NJ) As CBS removed the last plank under Shock Jock Don Imus, whose racial and sexist slur, blah, blah, blah, Rev Jesse Jackson, Rev Al Sharpton, J C of N, & HRH Prince Harry praised the disgraced broadcaster for all his charity work and h...
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Funny story:  Series of explosions in Iraq obliterates entire country

Series of explosions in Iraq obliterates entire country

The country formerly known as Iraq has literally been "blown off the map" in a chain of explosions that has eradicated the nation's entire landmass, leaving nothing but a gaping hole that is rapidly filling up with seawater.
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Funny story:  Clearest yet genetic link to stupidity, pot noodle consumption etc

Clearest yet genetic link to stupidity, pot noodle consumption etc

Oxford University - (Dumb Press): Scientists have found the clearest connection ever between congenital stupidity and regular pot noodle consumption.
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Funny story:  President Bush becomes a Democrat

President Bush becomes a Democrat

Washington -- President George W. Bush today announced that he would be leaving the Republican Party and joining the Democratic Party.
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Funny story:  World Bank Chief apologizes for crappy socks, crappy girlfriend

World Bank Chief apologizes for crappy socks, crappy girlfriend

Washington DC - (Penurious Press): World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz has apologised for appearing in public without first darning his moth-eaten socks which clearly upset many international financial institutions that thought he was paid a big enou...
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Funny story:  Iran suspected as six vanish following vessel capsize off Scotland

Iran suspected as six vanish following vessel capsize off Scotland

North Sea - (Rioters): Iranian gunboat forces are the prime suspects tonight in the disappearance of six people who vanished after an oil rig support vessel capsized in the North Sea.
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Funny story:  American Idol's Country Music Week Brings out the Cowboy in Sanjaya

American Idol's Country Music Week Brings out the Cowboy in Sanjaya

This week, the remaining seven American Idol finalists will sing their hearts out to the theme of country music in hopes of winning America's vote and surviving another week in the competition. Country singer Martina McBride will serve as their m...
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Funny story:  Cheney Caught Showing Sensitive Side

Cheney Caught Showing Sensitive Side

Leaked information from a security camera inside Dick Cheney's residence showed his pregnant lesbian daughter, Mary, dozing on the sofa after a large family meal. The Vice President was sitting next to her, talking into her belly button.
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Funny story:  Bush Says Democrats Don't Care About Our Troops or Our Embryos

Bush Says Democrats Don't Care About Our Troops or Our Embryos

After the Democrat-led Senate passed new legislation seeking to allow federal funding for cutting-edge embryonic stem cell research, a peeved President Bush announced that he would veto yet another bill.
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Funny story:  Disgruntled golfer complains to God!

Disgruntled golfer complains to God!

Dear God, For most of my life I have made You part of my life. Really, I opened my doors and asked you in. I've been to Church regul...
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Funny story:  If I Did It - OJ Simpson

If I Did It - OJ Simpson

With recent Court clearance, Fred Goldman has decided to purchase the rights to and publish the shocking confessional; "If I Did It," by OJ Simpson. Here's a peek...
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Funny story:  Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Jailed for Suspended License

Paris Hilton Jailed for Suspended License

LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL, CALIFORNIA-- (ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST) After being warned countless times, the law has reached the end of its' rope. The Honorable Traffic Court Judge E.Z. Street, threw the book and sentenced Paris, Hilton...
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Funny story:  Think Before You Flush

Think Before You Flush

Despite predictions of a hot summer for the UK, water companies and weather forecasters have said droughts are unlikely, though they haven't ruled out having to reuse 'bathroom waters'.
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Funny story:  UK gender ID disorder man crowned prophet of Hindu goddess

UK gender ID disorder man crowned prophet of Hindu goddess

Gujarat State - (Reuterus): A Leicestershire gender disorder man has been crowned as the reincarnation of the prophet of Hindu eunuch deity Bahuchar Mata without the intervention of tricky surgery.
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Funny story:  Laura's Lament: "I can't stop smiling."

Laura's Lament: "I can't stop smiling."

In an emotional interview with CBS news anchor Katie Couric, Laura Bush revealed that she is undergoing treatment for a rare medical disorder called fachus sardonicus (commonly known as Eternal Smile), which is distantly related to risus sardonicus (...
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Funny story:  Nike Drop Tiger Woods After "Bushes" Rumpus

Nike Drop Tiger Woods After "Bushes" Rumpus

Sportswear giant Nike have dropped their no. 1 golf star, plastic-looking Tiger Woods, from their sponsorship roster, after he was discovered committing a lewd act at last week's Masters tourname...
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Funny story:  Scientists Discover new Species

Scientists Discover new Species

Scientists have recently discovered a new species the Psarigi (or Land Fish). It is believed this is a prehistoric animal which has evaded the evolutionary process and is a direct descendent of most living mammals.
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Funny story:  Jackson, Sharpton, Christ Protest Santa Claus's "Ho Ho Ho"

Jackson, Sharpton, Christ Protest Santa Claus's "Ho Ho Ho"

(NORTH POLE) -- Consternation raged today among Santa's elves and other residents of this once-jolly community as spiritual leaders Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Jesus Christ of Nazareth expanded their protest of the use of the word "Ho&qu...
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Funny story:  Jesus Tomb scholars admit they were pulling Cameron's leg

Jesus Tomb scholars admit they were pulling Cameron's leg

The Wailing Wall - (Rotters): Eminent scholars who egged on The Lost Tomb of Jesus documentary director James Cameron into believing that a load of old Ancient Amercian Order of the Skull 'n' Bones (Osteoporosis Division) rubbish was real sac...
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Funny story:  Chevron shareholders laughing all the way to the bank as Condi fumes

Chevron shareholders laughing all the way to the bank as Condi fumes

San Ramon, California - (Ass Mess): Shareholders of US energy giant Chevron Corporation are laughing all the way to the bank amid news that details of some immensely successful lawsuits that saw US Secretary of State thrown off their board are soon t...
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Funny story:  Spate of pre-Mile High Club warm-ups discovered at Ralph Fiennes VIP Lounge in Atlanta Airport

Spate of pre-Mile High Club warm-ups discovered at Ralph Fiennes VIP Lounge in Atlanta Airport

Atlanta - (Rioters): Undercover cops probing unusual air travel patterns at the Ralph Fiennes VIP Lounge in Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport have arrested more than 30 people in three months for indecent exposure and public sex acts.
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Funny story:  Happy as Larry

Happy as Larry

Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus): No Friday the Thirteenth fears for Larry Birkhead has as he awaits tomorrow's hearing to decide who will raise his seven-month-old daughter Dannielynn.
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Funny story:  Tarzan Star Cheeta Gets To 100

Tarzan Star Cheeta Gets To 100

A special cinematic milestone was passed yesterday, when Cheeta the chimp, the star of the early Tarzan films, celebrated his 100th birthday.
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Funny story:  Madonna Rejects Baby David

Madonna Rejects Baby David

News in today has revealed that Madonna is planning to take baby David back to Malawi in an attempt to get her money back. A source close to the ancient pop singer with pointed breasts, told us that she had been very disappointed with her purchase an...
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Funny story:  Kerry White House 2008 decision amid cancer return fears

Kerry White House 2008 decision amid cancer return fears

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Democrats' 2004 White House contender John Kerry fears that if his former prostate cancer returns he may have no choice but to declare himself a contender for the 2008 White House presidential election.
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Funny story:  Pop Queen Kylie in Ferret Addiction Hell

Pop Queen Kylie in Ferret Addiction Hell

Aussie pop sausage Kylie Minogue has been admitted to hospital after revealing that she has developed a serious addiction to Ferrets. This news come only weeks after fellow pop icon Robbie Williams was discovered to have been dealing with a Weasel pr...
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Funny story:  Prince Harry to Replace Don Imus

Prince Harry to Replace Don Imus

(NYC) -- Beating back other contenders for the time slot of former shock jock Don Imus, HRH Prince Harry has won the coveted drive-time slots to broadcast his own unique mix of politics, current events, sports, and humour, as he spells it.
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Funny story:  Napster Founder Shawn Fanning Offended by Don Imus's "Nappy-haired" Comment

Napster Founder Shawn Fanning Offended by Don Imus's "Nappy-haired" Comment

Shawn Fanning, creator of the ground-breaking, but now discontinued MP3 file-sharing system "Napster," criticized radio shock-jock Don Imus, for what he called "gross insensitivity."...
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Funny story:  Spank the Sock Monkey! CDC Campaign for SaferMasturbation

Spank the Sock Monkey! CDC Campaign for SaferMasturbation

Anal sex has been rectified as the most risky business; vaginal good vibrations comes next on the Center's no-no list, and oral acts have been elevated to the "more trouble than we dreamt" category. All this has been either accepted or...
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Funny story:  PenCheney gives Bushguin a Wing!

PenCheney gives Bushguin a Wing!

In the age of March and Happy Feet, aka the Year of the Pinguino, the Republican party has found a clever way to rival the Democrats' fundraising romantic explosion on the belly of America. Up till now the Repube-licans have been limited to a few...
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Funny story:  Sharpton, Jackson, Christ, Satan Vie For Imus Time Slot on MSNBC

Sharpton, Jackson, Christ, Satan Vie For Imus Time Slot on MSNBC

(Center of the Universe, NYC) -- The Son of God, Paradise, and Prince of Darkness, Hades, were locked in a bidding war last night as NBC announced that the time slot occupied pre 4/11 by former Shock Jock Don Imus would be available to other responsi...
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Funny story:  Popeye Retires to Fire Island!

Popeye Retires to Fire Island!

Fire Island the East Coast Summer Gay Playground. south of Provincetown, the Cape Cod Glay Payground has often been the vacation or retirement place of choice for GLBTetc folk. As the Village People taught us, Gay comes in many ways, Indian, construc...
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Funny story:  Imus Sacked - Will Karl Rove Be Next?

Imus Sacked - Will Karl Rove Be Next?

(West Wing) -- In the wake of broadcaster NBC's sacking of Shock Jock Don Imus, 67, there is growing concern in entertainment and political circles that a new wave of sensitivity and tolerance, or at least political correctness, may be on the ris...
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Funny story:  Political Disease Competition Heats Up

Political Disease Competition Heats Up

The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...
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Funny story:  Jackson Family To Star In New Reality Show

Jackson Family To Star In New Reality Show

A new "Pop Dynasty" television series to star the Jackson family will air soon on CBS. Members of the Jackson 5 will star as judges to help select a new musical "family" much the same way American Idol selects a single singer. M...
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Funny story:  Britney, Paris and Antonella to star in violent Tarantino 'Chick Flick'

Britney, Paris and Antonella to star in violent Tarantino 'Chick Flick'

It's no secret that Quentin Tarantino enjoys the shock factor in his movies, that all important car crashy scene where you know you should be looking away but you just have to look, think Michael Madsen giving someone a Van Gogh and you get the p...
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Funny story:  Come To Shettyland!

Come To Shettyland!

Britain continues its love fest with Shilpa Shetty. In a desperate bid to prove that we are not all bigoted, racist bullies, plans where unveiled today for a theme park dedicated to the sexy bollywood star and winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2007.
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Funny story:  Mexican Complaints Cause PBS To Change Ken Burns' WWII Documentary

Mexican Complaints Cause PBS To Change Ken Burns' WWII Documentary

Complaints by Mexican Americans a new PBS documentary by Ken Burns was not including them has caused the network to go back and shoot additional footage. LULAC, the League of United Latin American Citizens, protested that no Mexican Americans were i...
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Funny story:  Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...
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Funny story:  Danny "Partridge" Bonaduce Getting A Divorce

Danny "Partridge" Bonaduce Getting A Divorce

Danny Bonaduce, who became famous as Danny Partridge of televisions "The Partridge Family" was served with divorce papers by his wife of sixteen years. The actor/reality show star/radio personality seemed to take it in stride and admitted...
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Funny story:  God in Rehab

God in Rehab

"They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no no no." - This may have been fine for singer and light entertainer, Amy Winehouse, but for God this proved to be his undoing.
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Funny story:  NBC Follows Obama, Fires Imus, But "The Decider" Still Silent

NBC Follows Obama, Fires Imus, But "The Decider" Still Silent

(30 ROCK) -- A week after Shock Jock and Rapper Wannabe Don Imus first used a slur referring to student athletes that has plunged the US into a 24/7 discussion of race, sex, respect, and tolerance during a week holy to Christians, Muslims, & Jews, N...
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Funny story:  Lick my backside Federer tells compatriots

Lick my backside Federer tells compatriots

Basel, Switzerland - (Ass Mess): World tennis number one seed Roger Federer is a happy man this week.
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