Spoof news stories from Tuesday 5 September 2006
Jeffs' Rose Law Firm revelations threat to Hillary 2008
Wacko, Texas - (AssoCIAted Mess): Warren Jeffs, the fugitive polygamist leader captured last week by Nevada highway patrol cops on charges of conspiracy to run superstitious afterlife marketing rackets to thousands of gullible fundamentalist asshole...
As Safe as Swimming with Sting Rays
With what can only be called poor timing drug maker Merck's CEO Johnston S. Phillips said Vioxx was no more dangerous then swimming with a sting ray.