Spoof news stories from Wednesday 27 September 2006
Terror report slams Bushes
Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The National Intelligence Estimate's eagerly-awaited report into the War Against Terra has concluded that the Bush Family Evil Empire has been a "cause celebre for jihadists" ever since the day when CI...
Self-Preservation Society jitters
Manchester - (Associated Mess): Addressing a totally bewildered Labour Party conference, former US Presdident Bill Clinton told delegates that Prime Monster Tony Blair's government was in a 'stunning mess' and that he was doing all he co...
Doherty set to join local politics
PETE Doherty has outlined his latest plan to prove to the world once and for all that his hell-raising ways are behind him - by applying to join Tetbury Upton Parish Council.
Israel Gets EU Green Light
The European Commission has recommended that Israel be admitted to the European Union on Jan. 1 but attached unprecedented conditions, signaling there is still deep unease about the union's expansion into the Middle East and the potential econ...