Spoof news stories from Thursday 21 September 2006

Solar eclipse forces major security review

London - (Associated Mess): There are rumbling of shock in the UK Hellfire Club today ahead of Friday's pivotal Virgo solar eclipse following the theft of a laptop computer in Manchester which detailed official security arrangements for next wee...

Blair's dermatologist gobsmacked by bungs arrest

London - (Associated Mess): The bungs for peerages corruption probe took a sinister twist last night with the arrest of the Prime Monster's personal skin doctor Sir Christopher Bung Evans, founder of Merlin Bioscams and notorious sperm donor to...

Temporary Spanish-American War Tax Repeal Fails; Congress Votes to Attack Spain

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- U.S. Congress voted today to declare war on Spain.

George Hamilton Receives His Own Hamilton Prize, the Nation's Highest Skin Cancer Award

TAMPA BAY, Fla. -- The American Academy of Dermatology Association (AADA) and International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (ISAPS) together have awarded their first-ever distinguished presidential citation lifetime achievement award to actor an...

Cisco Merges with Crisco to Produce the Slickest High-Tech Products Ever Seen

SAN JOSE, Calif. and ORRVILLE, Oh. -- Cisco Systems®, the leading supplier of networking equipment, and Crisco® Oils and Shortenings, a spin-off from The J.M. Smucker Company, announced today the world's first merger between a fat-based food-prod...

Bush and Congress Unite to Have Mexicans Help United States to Solve "Mexican Problem"

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President George W. Bush will sign the bill passed today by the U.S. Congress to build a wall along the entire U.S. and Mexico border. Support for the law was bipartisan and nearly unanimous as the National Border Defense and Undo...