Spoof news stories from Thursday 5 October 2006
The Deadly Serious Business of Destructives
We're all familiar with the whirlwind trading of stocks and bonds, and maybe you've even dabbled in options, commodities and derivatives. You may have heard of the new Carbon Exchange, for the trading of pollutants, but hold on tight because here co...
Decline and Fall of the Holy Republican Empire
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Trouble in Republican TheoCon paradise tonight as the beleagured Bush Administration fights a rearguard action to stop its downward plunge into freefall ratings oblivion following the busting of lurid juvenile sex...
Bonesmen demand burials parity with wiccan, satanist, creationist veterans
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Aggrieved members of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones are seeking a Supreme Court judicial ruling following an ongoing appeal by assorted wiccan veterans for the right to display their trad...