Funny story:  Oprah to Market Jump-Friendly Furniture Line

Oprah to Market Jump-Friendly Furniture Line

Following a sensational media appearance by Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey developed an idea when she began spontaneously jumping for joy on her couch; after this she noticed that her couch just didn't bounce back the way it should have.
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Funny story:  Skilling Has 90 Days to Decide: Prison or Heart Attack

Skilling Has 90 Days to Decide: Prison or Heart Attack

Houston -- The latest Enron crook to get a tough sentence (24 + years) is likely sobbing right now into his Vielle Bon Secours. There are no deserts like just deserts.
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Funny story:  Veils row: Archbishop backs wearing of religious tin foil hats

Veils row: Archbishop backs wearing of religious tin foil hats

Lambeth Palacce, London - (Associated Mess): In a landmark ecclesiastical ruling the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has sided with the right of peddlers of any superstitious supernatural humbug to display the emblems and trophies of thei...
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Funny story:  Major League Umpires Told, "Keep It Clean!"

Major League Umpires Told, "Keep It Clean!"

Tiger Stadium, Detroit, Michigan - Major League Baseball Chief of Umpires, Blind Mississippi White Boy Pigsfeet Dupree has told the empiric crews working the World Series, "Keep it clean."...
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Funny story:  Queen blames 'pain in the ass' for cancellation of official engagements

Queen blames 'pain in the ass' for cancellation of official engagements

Buckingham Palace, London - (Associated Mess): The Lord Chamberlain, Lord Luce-Cannon has told UK press that HM the Queen has cancelled all current engagements 'due to a pain in the lower lumbar region'...a.k.a. 'Prince' Charles.
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Funny story:  Iran Becomes Jewish State

Iran Becomes Jewish State

TEHRAN (Reuters), International concerns about Iran's uranium enrichment program suddenly eased on Friday when Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared that his country is now a Jewish state.
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Funny story:  God Withholds Support from George Bush

God Withholds Support from George Bush

Evangelical Christians, who had been jubilant over GOP victories, in recent years, and had proclaimed that it was God's will that George Bush be annointed president, have recently been looking inward, and pondering the meaning of the Lord unleash...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes

Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes

The Little Wedding Chapel On The Corner, Las Vegas, Nevada and Scientology Headquarters, Scientology, California---Latest reports are that Tom Cruise has proposed a marriage merger with Katie "The Cutie" Holmes, mother of his latest scienti...
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