Spoof news stories from Monday 16 October 2006
Famished Tigers Feed Off Crowd (Literally!)
On Saturday the Detroit Tigers clinched a spot in their first World Series since 1984. These Tigers were fed a steady diet of losing since about the mid- 90's and they were ravished. Upon winning against the Oakland A's in a sweep after a wal...
Who's Sorry Next?
Regretfully, like Mel Gibson's numerous apologies, (most recent Mad Max eye rolling, head swinging mea copa was on the Diane Sawyer show) U. S. Republican Senator George Allen's 'macaca' apologies are failing to stop the slow d...
Romney tainted by the Curse of Thatcher
Massachusetts - (Associated Mess): As guest of honor at at DC Euro-Septic stink tank dinner last month hosted by former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher, Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney was officially anointed as the next Tory Party trompe l...
Department of Veterans Affairs Secretary James Nicholson praises Donald Rumsfeld
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Secretary of the Department of Veterans Affairs James Nicholson recently held a joint press conference with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. The two expressed great satisfaction with the ongoing war and the policy to resume m...