Spoof news stories from Wednesday 11 October 2006
Americans to Receive Tax Rebates for Watching TV
With continuing news that the US Housing Bubble is slowly collapsing, Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke has come up with a new strategy to minimize the impact....steering the economy into a 'soft landing'...by extending more tax credit to US consumer...
Foley arranged Euan Blair's £50,000 Yale scholarship
New Haven, Connecticut - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for disgraced Florida Congressman Mark Foley are keeping mum amid UK press reports that the scandal-hit Republican was instrumental in fixing a £50,000 ($90,000) Yale scholarship for UK Prim...
ARPA Defends Dennis Hastert Cover-up
WASHINGTON (AP) - The American Republican Pervert Association (ARPA) has come out strongly defending the cover-up by House of Representatives Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., of predatory, "creepy" and sexually explicit emails to underage House pages...