Funny story:  Queen Orders Actress Helen Mirren  Executed in Tower of London

Queen Orders Actress Helen Mirren Executed in Tower of London

LONDON - Actress Helen Mirren ate a last supper of asperagus with Hollandaise sauce in the Tower of London late last night, sipped Dom Perignon, and prepared to meet her maker.
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Funny story:  Monkey Training Program Adapted for Footballers.

Monkey Training Program Adapted for Footballers.

Following the success of a training program designed to teach orangutans how to survive when taken from captivity and placed back in the wild, the Thailand-based trainers have modified the sessions to work in reverse; for footballers.
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Funny story:  Elvis Was A 3D Hologram Claims Total Idjit

Elvis Was A 3D Hologram Claims Total Idjit

Elvis Presley was nothing more than an advanced hi-tech 3D hologram! That's the extraordinary claim being made tonight by Tennesee Hobo, Duke Winchester.
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Funny story:  Alarm over rise in teaching of flat-earth theory in schools as "alternative to intelligence"

Alarm over rise in teaching of flat-earth theory in schools as "alternative to intelligence"

The Spoof! can exclusively reveal that dozens of schools are using flat-earth theory teaching materials condemned by the government as "not appropriate to support the science curriculum, and, well, stupid."...
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Funny story:  Vatican laments "over-literal" Turks for misinterpreting 'bridge-building' remark

Vatican laments "over-literal" Turks for misinterpreting 'bridge-building' remark

Sources close to Pope Benedict XVI (some as little as three inches away) are this morning struggling to keep diplomatic relations open after Turkey's "over-literal" interpretations of the nature of the pontiff's visit for 'fence...
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Funny story:  Gordon and Ozzy Lined Up To Turn The F***ing Air Blue

Gordon and Ozzy Lined Up To Turn The F***ing Air Blue

Foul-mouthed bad boy of the kitchen, Gordon Ramsay, has today thrown down the gauntlet to madcap rock musician Ozzy Osbourne.
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Funny story:  Poisons claims: Russian whinging pandemic spreads

Poisons claims: Russian whinging pandemic spreads

Moscow - (AssoCIAted Messki): Hundreds of high profile Russian public figures are now claiming they may have been targets of character assassination attempts following the shocking headlines of events in London during the last week.
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Funny story:  Down On His Luck Binman's Fortunes Transformed

Down On His Luck Binman's Fortunes Transformed

In an amazing turnaround in fortunes former binman, Wayne Lowlife, is getting used to the high life.
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Funny story:  Don't Call It A Civil War

Don't Call It A Civil War

Hollywood, D.C. - With car bombs going off in neighborhoods throughout Iraq like corn popping in a kettle, NBC gingerly stepped forward and announced that the insurgency in Iraq was now a civil war; much to the wrath of the White House.
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Funny story:  'Pharaoh' arrested after attempt to sell Princess Di relic

'Pharaoh' arrested after attempt to sell Princess Di relic

London - (Associated Mess): Officers of the Met's Serious Fraud Squad swooped on a central London retail address early this morning after reports that a 'miracle cure' peddler was trying to flog locks of hair belonging to the late Princes...
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Funny story:  Phone tapping conspiracy spirals out of control

Phone tapping conspiracy spirals out of control

In the last few days, news has broken regarding the unprecedented level of phone tapping occuring in the UK. As many as 1 in every 3,000,000 phones is, as I speak, being tapped.
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Funny story:  'Taliban' best newcomers at MTV Awards

'Taliban' best newcomers at MTV Awards

Surprises were certainly the order of the day at the 2006 MTV Awards in Helsinki last night. Best pop act was Justin Timberlake and best rock act Muse but the surprise of the evening was Afganistan's own Taliban lifting the coveted 'Best Newc...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise bizarre double life revealed

Tom Cruise bizarre double life revealed

The bizarre life of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has finally been revealed by a former employee.
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Funny story:  France sued over trademark infringement

France sued over trademark infringement

America, Russia and the European Union have brought a landmark lawsuit against France. The summonses were presented to the French Ambassador, Mr French de Paris at the United Nations Headquarters in New York. Confirming the delivery of the summons...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Pensioner 'Tucked Up' By Computer Giant Microsoft

Chelsea Pensioner 'Tucked Up' By Computer Giant Microsoft

Brian 'Taffy' Thomas is livid with rage today because instead of being the world's richest man he's living in reduced circumstances in the Royal Hospital London as a Chelsea Pensioner.
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Funny story:  BBC stunned by ITV move

BBC stunned by ITV move

BBC executives were left "stunned", "flabbergasted" and "gob-smacked" by this morning's surprise move by rival company ITV, who transferred their entire company into the BBC headquarters overnight.
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Funny story:  Sat nav told me to kill fiance, court told

Sat nav told me to kill fiance, court told

A GLOUCESTERSHIRE man charged with the murder of his teenage Mexican fiance has claimed he was only following the instructions of his satelite navigation system.
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Funny story:  Celebrities Set To make The Grade

Celebrities Set To make The Grade

Michael Grade who yesterday jumped ship from BBC to ITV was today, his first day in his new job, unveiling an initiative to get the ailing commercial broadcaster back on the up and up.
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Funny story:  Blaine finally disappears up own arse: Critics praise latest trick

Blaine finally disappears up own arse: Critics praise latest trick

Modern day Gandalf and attention seeker, David "nothing up my sleeves" Blaine, is set to pull off his most amazing stunt yet by actually disappearing up his own arse.
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Funny story:  Security questioned after Stormont Terrorist Drama

Security questioned after Stormont Terrorist Drama

Security was tightened at Stormont buildings in Belfast after a convicted terrorist was apprehended by two security guards.
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Funny story:  Snoop Dogg arrested under the Dangerous Hairdos Act

Snoop Dogg arrested under the Dangerous Hairdos Act

Burbank, California - (Associated Mess): Rap singer Snoop Dogg has been arrested once again under the Dangerous and/or Offensive Hairdos Act of 2006 after an LA patrol car noticed suspicious antenna-like protrusions on the rapper's head and alleg...
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Funny story:  Kennedy in pub fracas

Kennedy in pub fracas

The political career of ex Liberal leader, Charles Kennedy, hit a new low yesterday as he faced charges of assault and public nudity at Bow street magistrates court.
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Funny story:  Hitler Pornography Stash Hoax

Hitler Pornography Stash Hoax

British scientists were left red-faced yesterday after extensive tests proved the infamous Hitler Porn Stash is a fake!...
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Funny story:  London 2012 Olympics Will be A Competition-Free Zone

London 2012 Olympics Will be A Competition-Free Zone

Today The Spoof can reveal that thanks to loony lefties The Olympic Games are getting a makeover when they come to London in 2012.
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Funny story:  Russian spy is victim of bad sushi, not polonium 210

Russian spy is victim of bad sushi, not polonium 210

After days of radioactive scares in London, an embarrassed John Reid, the home secretary, admitted today, "Bad sushi killed Mr. Litvinenko. We should have seen the obvious. Man eats sushi...man dies. But he was a former KGB agent, so investigato...
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Funny story:  Donut Maker, Krispy Kreme, Reveals Real Identity

Donut Maker, Krispy Kreme, Reveals Real Identity

WINSTON SALEM - Krispy Kreme Donuts revealed today that it's real name, Krispy Kreme Krullers, or KKK was dropped back in the 1930's after marketers were trying to break into new southern markets and discovered that the South was fonder of ea...
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