North Korean Premier Kim Jong-Il is due to become an honorary inductee into the USPGA hall of fame when they next meet.
LONDON - The Channel Tunnel will be closed indefinitely for major reinforcement, Eurotunnel operators announced today. Eurotunnel engineers said the work is necessary to prevent foreseeable damage to the "Chunnel," as it was once popularly...
Spontaneous Human Combustion is a phenomenon that we believed was always associated with human beings, quite naturally - until now that is because The Spoof can report on what we think is most probably the first case of elective spontaneous canine co...
Whitehall, London - (Associated Mess): Tessa Jowl's Department for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots has confirmed today that it has given the go-ahead for the erection of a massive new Trevi-style fountain at the foothills of Downing Street which...
Warsaw - (Associated Mess): Traces of the radioactive toxin Polonium 210 have been found in a consignment of traditional Yuletide roll-mop herrings at the Polish embassy-in-exile in Warsaw, the official legation representing quaint separatist faction...
Tragic news reaching us today about oscar-winning actress Renée Zellweger. It seems that the preparation phase of the new Bridget Jones movie (Bridget Jones 3 - The Wrath of Khan and this time it's personal) has taken a turn for the worse.
The state of Alaska has announced plans to leave the United States of America, form an independent Eskimo country, and join O.P.E.C. (the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries). This will be the first incident of secession since the American...
Bungling DIY enthusiast Reg Batterup was today in hot water with his neighbours in the sleepy Cornish village of Rickstein. Reg, a big fan of American Christmas light displays, had been spending every spare moment since June this year preparing his e...
Former Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, was in the intensive care unit of a Milan hospital last night after collapsing at a political rally with what was called a minor heart complaint. Doctors were at first taken aback by what appeared to...
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The "Super Beavers" felling trees and slapping tail in suburb Raleigh are probably sex-starved women, according University of North Carolina researchers.
NEW YORK - "No one will be killed, if you do as we say!" Roberto Alvarez heard these frightening words as someone behind him put a paring knife to his neck. Alvarez, a Planet Hollywood salad prep crew worker, was one of fourteen of the ki...
It has been announced that Pogues frontman Shane McGowan has been appointed as the new face of Colgate toothpaste.
In a bid to atone for his racist tirade at the Laugh Factory, Michael Richards (Seinfeld's Kramer) announced, "Let the healing begin. I will marry Madonna and adopt two African boys." Speaking at a Beverly Hills press conference, Richa...