MIAMI - O.J. Simpson has finally told the whole truth about the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman - now that he knows it - confessing that the ghostwriter for his ill-fated "If I Did It" book and interview project is the on...
Animal rights activists are in an uproar after McDonald's began serving a live frog on a bun. McDonald's countered charges of animal cruelty by pointing out that the frog is first stunned with a McTaser then forced to listen to Barry Manilow...
A livid Lincolnshire farmer is today blaming sat nav as the reason he is now out of business. Yokel, Faramir Giles, has blasted the in-car high-tech devices as evil beyond belief for what they did to "him and his"...
There's lots of reasons, most are different than mine, for homeschooling your children. Since, it isn't just me who loaths the violence we see everyday on the TV and the mass medium.
KENTWOOD, La. - The Town of Kentwood's Road Maintenance Crew took a working vacation last week as they attended the Potholes and Potheads Conference in Poughkeepsie, New York.
The cat's out of the bag about the worst-kept secret in TV. ITV has decided to scrap 'Celebrity Love Island'...
Moscow - (AssoCIAted Messki): Sources close to Russian Federation's National Poisons Unit are said to be cock-a-hoop today at the massive publicity generated by ex-KGB spook Alexander Litvinenko's death-bed claims that Tony Blair dropped a le...
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DURHAM - New Orleans transplant, Alison Acorn opened a glitter factory last month in her new hometown of Durham. Acorn, 36, said that she was tired of having to use basic colors instead of the ones that she really wanted to use for her costumes, so s...
More meddling looks set to be likely at the hands of Brussels mandarins and satsumas. The Spoof understands that draft European legislation is being checked out by Euro MEPs with an eye to bringing it in pronto.
Former NFL quarterback Dan Marino is thinking about running not for a touchdown, but for the presidency of the United States in 2008.
NEW YORK - As soon as Tiger Woods won his seventh consecutive PGA Grand Slam of Golf title with a two-stroke victory over Jim Furyk, and was set to enter the 2007 season following a phenomenal string of six straight PGA Tour victories, everyone in go...
The world renowned controversial surgeon, Dr Ian M. Afraud, who made the first vaginal transplant, the eye on the forehead implant, and created the marijuana room to cure asthma, is now saying that hallucinogenic mushrooms can cure anything from comm...
Mark Armond, 34 and a hairdresser by day, was shocked today by the results of using a tool which had heretofore never affected his day to day hammering.
Apple are set to launch a new iPod with an interesting add-on accessory - the digital love sensor. The sensor fits into the USB connector and assesses your ability to be a lover.
Lads Mags are a force for evil. That's what we're being told now by a bunch of liberal do-gooders.
Today The Spoof can exclusively reveal that police have discovered a soap star smuggling scam. It's thought that there is a 'Mr Big' on the set of EastEnders who is making a fortune out of taking poor unfortunate actors at the end of thei...
Clay Aiken, MISTAKENLY thinking that he could shush Oprah Winfrey the way he did Kelly Rippa of Regis And Kelly found out the hard way which star in the heavens shines the brightest when he woke up in a New York City ICU unit asking for mama...
In a bizarre encounter of the cable kind, Mars TV transmited a message to Earth in which Martians claim they love American television, but there is one show they hate.