Funny story:  Survey Reveals Britain's Budget Supermarket Produce is 'Crap'

Survey Reveals Britain's Budget Supermarket Produce is 'Crap'

A shocking new survey has revealed that Britain's budget supermarkets sell nothing but cack, by and large. This will come as a shock to poor people in particular, who for years now, have been buying shoddy produce from these shysters and kidding...
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Funny story:  Raptors fans angry over Jackson's statement

Raptors fans angry over Jackson's statement

Los Angeles, California.- Since the departure of Shaquille O'Neil from the Lakers, the team hasn't been the same. Even Kobe can't do much by himself and the rest of the players are just not good enough to take this team to the play-offs a...
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Funny story:  Ken Livingstone worried over strikes

Ken Livingstone worried over strikes

King of London, Ken Livingstone, is 'in a right two and eight guvnor', as news breaks tonight about wild-cat strikes among chapters of London's Pearly Kings and Queens.
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Funny story:  Satirist Crosses Line Into Geekdom

Satirist Crosses Line Into Geekdom

DURHAM-The contumacious and utterly regenerative satirist, King David of Durham, in a move that didn't surprise anyone including himself, today crossed the line into official geekdom after he bought take-out at a local restaurant and brought it h...
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Funny story:  Reports of Impresario's Death Greatly Exaggerated

Reports of Impresario's Death Greatly Exaggerated

Theatre Impresario Sir Kingston Bagpuize was today recovering from the shock of finding out that he hasn't actually died at all.
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Funny story:  Tessa Jowl's husband pleads 'stigmata' defence

Tessa Jowl's husband pleads 'stigmata' defence

London - (Associated Mess): The estranged husband of UK Secretary of State for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots Tessa Jowl is claiming an unusual religious defence in his Rome fraud trial where along with former Italian PM Silvia Berlusconi he is being...
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Funny story:  Fake relics sold on eBay 'funding Labour Party'

Fake relics sold on eBay 'funding Labour Party'

London - (Associated Mess): The Metropolitan Police's Antiquities Division has warned that fake archaeological artefacts and hysterical memorabilia are being flogged on internet auction sites and are funding terror-related organisations like the...
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Funny story:  November 22nd a pivotal fate date?

November 22nd a pivotal fate date?

London - (Associated Mess): On this day in 1963 in Dallas, Texas, George Bush Senior claimed in public he couldn't recall any of his whereabouts. But subsequently testified to the Warren Commission that he may have been in Dallas receiving medic...
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Funny story:  After Cutting Off Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Has More Amputations Planned

After Cutting Off Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Has More Amputations Planned

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - Heather Mills McCartney stunned the world and TV host Dayna Devon, when she said: "I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through." Mills offered her candid observations as...
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Funny story:  Sacked Santa Vows See You in Court

Sacked Santa Vows See You in Court

There's certainly not much ho ho ho this festive season down Knightsbridge way because Santa has been sent packing. London's top people's store is reeling with a scandal that my well just see them go to the wall or worse still!...
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Funny story:  Generation X'er Admits Being Raised By TV, Computer and Microwave

Generation X'er Admits Being Raised By TV, Computer and Microwave

SANTA BARBARA- In surprising news today, a young man admitted to being raised by a TV, computer and a microwave oven. Matthew Waynewright, 26, told reporters that most of his childhood was spent watching TV, playing computer games and cooking with th...
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Funny story:  Heather Mills Prays For Iraq Peace

Heather Mills Prays For Iraq Peace

Heather Mills has said she constantly is 'praying' for the safe recovery of 15 trapped Polish miners. Speaking on CNN, Miss Mills said, "I know rescuers in southern Poland are battling to reach those men, I am in constant contac...
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Funny story:  OJ Simpson Will Publish New Book: "If I Had Written a Book . . ."

OJ Simpson Will Publish New Book: "If I Had Written a Book . . ."

LOS ANGELES - In another 180 degree about-face, ReganBooks, Fox TV and OJ Simpson say they will publish a new book with accompanying interview to replace the cancelled ones -- not about what OJ Simpson would have done if he had killed his wife, but...
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Funny story:  NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, PGA and NASCAR Stars Compete for "World's Sexiest Trophy Wife"

NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, PGA and NASCAR Stars Compete for "World's Sexiest Trophy Wife"

NEW YORK - A coalition of major sports leagues are set to produce the largest professional cross-sports competition ever, "The World's Sexiest Trophy Wife." Sports historians say this is possibly the first step in creating a cross-sports Olympics f...
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Funny story:  Done up Like a Right Kipper

Done up Like a Right Kipper

East End Gangster, Ed "Stick 'em" Knifeman, is said to be totally off his trolley and flaming livid with ill-concealed rage at having been 'done up like a kipper' at the hands of a police 'nark'.
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Funny story:  X Marx The Spot for Alien Visitation

X Marx The Spot for Alien Visitation

The Marx Brothers were in fact a group of sinister visitors from another world! That's the bonkers claim being made by a post-graduate student at Cambridge University.
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Funny story:  Dyslexic Cat Reunited With Disabled Boy Who Lost Mother To Lightning

Dyslexic Cat Reunited With Disabled Boy Who Lost Mother To Lightning

Legally blind paraplegic runaway William Ryan, 10, made an incredible solo trek from New York City to a Pennsylvania farm where his father had sent the family cat, police said yesterday.
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Funny story:  Presidential Hopes Dashed for TV's Cosmo Kramer

Presidential Hopes Dashed for TV's Cosmo Kramer

LOS ANGELES - Michael Richards of Seinfeld fame, announced Tuesday that he is withdrawing from consideration for the 2008 Republican Presidential primaries after being assailed by criticism from both major parties for racially derogatory outbursts ma...
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