Washington, D.C.- Though President George W. Bush believes that the jury is still out on the theory of evolution, the jury of Saddam Hussein's trial is in, and the defendant was found not guilty of crimes against humanity.
"Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in her sight, Madonna loves the little children of the world."...
Former librarian Laura Bush says she has declined her husband's request that she run the George W. Bush Presidential Library when he leaves office in 2009.
"It won't be enough of a challenge," the First Lady told ABC's Barbara Walters. She said p...
Manhattan, NY (Associated Mess) - Attempts to sanitise blemishes on the Bush Administration's Cold War security files have been publicised in a new billboard campaign in Lower Manhattan just days before the vital US Mid-term elections next week.
Downing Street, London SW1 (Associated Mess) - New details of British military involvement in the Whore on Terra have emerged this week revealing that the Prime Monster's wife, Cherry Bush QC, used hypnosis on the UK Joint Chiefs of Defence Staff...
A grave printing error has thrown egg into the faces of a number of rebel Labour MPs. The ministers, who are campaigning for the ousting of Tony Blair as leader of the Labour party and for him to be replaced by Gordon Brown as soon as possible, are s...
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Democratic Senator John Kerry revealed on Wednesday that he is in fact a "secret Republican" who has been helping further President George Bush for years.
British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today indicated that Britain was to re-name under pressure from ministers to create a society which is entirely governed and restricted by themselves. In a similar manner to the relaunch of the Labour Party, dubbed...
Beleaguered ex-Beatle Paul McCartney has gained an unusual ally in his acrimonious divorce battle - his wife's estranged leg.
It all started with a recent research study showing that a chemical called resveratrol, which is contained in red wine and red grapes, can offset some of the effects of gluttony. Researchers say that the glutton who ingests resveratrol will still b...