Spoof news stories from Monday 8 May 2006
Moussaoui: 1 America: 0
(APe) Denver. "America, you lost!!" spitefully shouted 9-11 terrorist plotter Zacarias Moussaoui as he was being escorted out of the courtroom after being spared the death penalty.
"No 10 is our stay-out-of-jail card": Cherie
Downing Street, London SWI - Monday 8 May 2006 (Associated Mess): Following feverish speculation in the UK weekend press that Tony Blair's resignation is 'imminent', friends of Cherry Bush QC have insisted that the PM and his wife will white-knuc...
Darling Demotion Denied
Ex Blackadder star turned Cabinet Minister, Alistair Darling, yesterday refuted claims that Tony Blair has demoted him in the recent reshuffle. Speaking to members of his family yesterday he said, "I absolutely refute claims that Tony Blair ha...