Spoof news stories from Tuesday 30 May 2006
Geraldo to Host TV Special on Seized Contents of Congressman's Office
Wash., D. C. -- To celebrate the 20th anniversary of his 1986 special on the opening of Al Capone's secret vault, TV personality Geraldo Rivera will be hosting a show to reveal to the world the contents (recently seized by the FBI) from the offi...
NAIS Moves from Cows to Illegal Aliens
For several years the U.S. Department of Agriculture has been promoting a program called NAIS, the National Animal Identification System. The program has as its centerpiece the insertion of a RFID chip into every animal located on a farm, moving bet...