Spoof news stories from Wednesday 3 May 2006
Spooks say Ratzinger's brother busted
London, Wednesday 3 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Whitehall spook chiefs are in celebratory mood following the Rome capture and indictment of the Pope's lesser known baby brother, the notorious Mafioso godfather Bernardo Provenzano, whose trai...
Youth Possessed After Reading Dan Brown's Angels and Demons
A 23-year-old student whose identity was to be remained anonymous, was apparently possessed after minutes reading Dan Brown's dark, religious and controversial epic Angels and Demons. Suresh Kumar, one of the victim's close friend was actuall...
'Gasser Eels' Found On Mars
Astronomers at the 'Telescope Jim' Observatory in Tokyo have found evidence of life on Mars. Dr. Hong Plutonium, Head of Looking at the observatory, said that although the evidence was yet to be interpreted in a properly scientific manner, i...