Spoof news stories from Thursday 9 March 2006
Microsoft Firewall Falls
The famous technology-developing company Microsoft face utter and total humiliation today, following the collapse of their firewall.
Republicans in Congress Deny Any Knowledge of George Bush
WASHINGTON (AP)-Republican members of the Senate and the House of Representatives in Congress are denying that they have any knowledge of President George Bush, or that they ever knew the man.
Dubai Sports World To Run US Sports Operations
Dubai Sports World, a UAE state owned sports operator, has bought the rights to run several sports operations inside the US , including Major League Baseball, the NFL and the NBA.
Bush finally comes clean with America
WASHINGTON DC (Associated Mess) - President Bush, in a rare surprise visit to the House Of Representatives on Wednesday, physically got down on his hands and knees, begging Congress to approve billions of dollars for his well-healed corporate benefac...