Spoof news stories from Monday 5 June 2006
Bush Bans Gay Divorce
Associated Guess International has announced that in an effort to appease and secure his fragmenting religious Christian base, President George W. Bush plans to introduce an amendment to the Constitution which bans gay divorce. Filming the taped anno...
Lilly Pure?
Something further on Ms Lilly. Dr Eric Berne wrote a book called Games People Play. It won't be making Oprah's book club anytime soon. Ms Whinfrey, a prime offender of Berne's, could probably use a copy herself. The gist of it is that mos...
Euro-Septic Tories apoplectic as giant poppy blooms in Victoria
Victoria Station, London SW1 - (Associated Mess): A mass breakout of hysteria has erupted at the Conservative Party's Euro-Septic stink-tank in London this morning following news that yet another apocalyptic omen had manifested in central Londo...