Spoof news stories from Friday 23 June 2006
Mellon hacking gang in the dock
London - (Associated Mess): Next week sees the eagerly awaited London High Court criminal trial of US banking and oil heir apparent Matthew Mellon, famous for his maternal great-grandma Katherine Drexel becoming a Roman Catholic saint in 2000 after...
Psychiatry Deemed a Religion in New Study
Researchers at Jakarta's renowned Hebrew University recently published a study conclusively proving that Psychiatry should be classified as a religion. The study consisted of a study of Psychiatric textbooks and journals (which will now be known as s...
Bush Says Video Cameras in Restrooms Necessary for National Security
Wasington D.C.
A recent sensational story in the New York Times, documenting how many of the innocuous-looking sensors, appearing, in recent...
Blubber Lips in Dreamland
Hollywood is the city of dreams. Well-preserved actresses stride across the red carpets, amongst the bright lights, from one VIP gala to the next. Their breasts are silicone implanted, and their faces lifted until their skin is drum tight. However, H...