Spoof news stories from Friday 2 June 2006
Man shoots pill into rectum with handgun
Columbus, Ohio (ANP) - Within minutes of firing the bullet, James Wakersfield knew something was wrong. The projectile had lodged inside his stomach instead of where he originally intended.
Ratzinger exorcism for Cherie amid 6/6/6 Revelation fears
London (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's official spokesman has confirmed this morning that Tony and Cherie Blair, currently holidaying at the P2 Travel Lodge Inn just outside Rome's Via Dolorosa, are due for a 'very special meetin...