Spoof news stories from Saturday 17 June 2006
Thatcher's Whoresmen of the Apocalypse Corralled
Ascot, Berkshire - (Associated Mess): Preparations are well under way for the official opening of the rebuilt Royal Ascot racecourse next week when a battallion of the Royal Horse Guards is due to arrest and take into custody veteran Thatcherite E...
England Will Win World Cup, Insists Crespo
Argentina striker Hernan Crespo insisted on Saturday that England would put their woeful group performances behind them and go on to win the World Cup, despite the Argentinians' 6-0 rout of Serbia and Montenegro on Friday.