Spoof news stories from Sunday 11 June 2006
Bin Laden Takes out State Farm Life Insurance after al-Zarqawi Strike
(q-NeWs) Missiles can fall from the heavens, missiles can rise from the sea. U.S. forces re-confirmed that FAQ after they sent "Vinny" al-Zarqawi to meet not only Allah but his 76 virgins as well. 77 if you count Katie Couric. Source...
Scientists Discover Gene That Causes Fundamentalism and Homosexuality.
Bonn, Germany - "We never saw that one coming," said Dr. Fenton Weirdbank, head of research at the Bonn International Center for Genetic Research.