Spoof news stories from Saturday 8 July 2006
Cops squeeze Dark Satanic Mills in Calvi probe
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Pressure was mounting last night on Tessa Jowl's shyster lawyer husband David 'Dark Satanic' Mills in the God's Banker murder probe as he and fourteen accomplices were indicted on fraud, embezzlement and c...
Korea "Disgruntled" with it's Missiles Supplied by Toys R Us
Toys R Us plans to fight North Korea's pending lawsuit stemming from the fact that every missile that Korea attempts to launch plunges into the Sea of Japan. One "R Us" official said,...