Spoof news stories from Thursday 27 July 2006
Levy bust cops eye spooky new Cherie guru Greene
10 Downing Street, London - (AssoCIAted Mess): A silky-smooth and highly polished Metropolitan Police counter-intelligence operation is in full swing as UK security/intelligence agencies home in on the latest parvenu that Cherry Bush QC has tried to...
Bush's Big Squeeze
It wasn't just Angela Merkle, Chancellor of Germany, who was the recipient of the sneak up, tip toe from behind, shoulder squeeze given by President George Bush; five other members of the G8 Summit were also victims of the same surprise assault.
Psychiatric Drug Cartel Reveals Marketing Plan
In a surprising move, the Society of Mind-Altering Drugs Marketing Alliance National (MADMAN) publicly announced their past, present, and future marketing campaigns, which had remained a closely guarded industry secret for decades. The psychiatric dr...
Lebanese Vacation for Israeli Military Planned by Dick Cheney and Friends
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-Reporter Wayne Madsen, formerly of the US National Security Agency has learned that the vacation in Lebanon for Israeli Defense Forces was determined in June during meetings in Colorado between Benjamin Netanyahu, Natan Sharansky...
Cat Whisperer Confesses
Atlanta, GA -- Chris B. Kream (not her legal name), the self-styled ‘Cat Whisperer' called a press conference today to offer apologies to her followers - "upwards of ten now" - and to make amends, she says, for her "bad cat" advice. She intends to of...