Spoof news stories from Wednesday 4 January 2006
Bob Geldof and Friends Set to Record Single to Benefit Families of Dead West Virginia Coal Miners
LONDON- In what appears to be the latest in a long line of charitable efforts, Sir Bob Geldof is organizing pop-music's A-List to record a song to benefit the families of the recent coal mine disaster in Tallmansville, West Virginia. Geldof held a p...
Startling new JFK Book claims: Jackie slept with Marilyn too
As former President Reagan would say, "Well .. that changes everything." And everything it does if Stu Dillon's new book, "JFK, the Untold Untold Story" is allowed to be published. Attorneys for the estate of Norma Jean...
Suicide Bomber Stages Funeral Within Funeral
MIQDADIYA - This city sixty miles north of Baghdad held its first ever funeral within a funeral.
Howard Stern booted off Sirius Satellite
"Mom and I had NO idea that Howard Stern had such a POTTY mouth" said Sirius Radio's CEO adding, "How come nobody told me BEFORE I signed that half billion dollar contract folks?" Not only did Stern plunge from the heavens b...