Spoof news stories from Tuesday 31 January 2006
Chicago High School Shootings Prompt New R.O.T.C. Program
(AP) News item out of Chicago: Three high school students from Chicago's Northwest Side are shot near Schurz High about 7:52 a.m. on January 31, 2006. Police spokesman Fred Fletfoote reported that the shooting took place outside a convenience store a...
US Census Bureau: 3 out of 4 American's Make Up 75% of Population
Washington, D.C.- According to the US Census Bureau, 3 out of every 4 Americans now make up 75% of the total US population.
Terrorist Chatter "Elevated" .. Super Bowl XL to Prohibit Suitcase Nukes
Detroit police are issuing the following warning .. "If you are carrying a suitcase nuke, YOU are not getting into the stadium!". Harsh words, especially if you're also carrying a $3000 ticket but Homeland Security Director Mich...
Alan Greenspan Interred With Full Honors by Ben Bernanke
WASHINGTON (AP)-Outgoing Chairman of the US Federal Reserve Alan Greenspan was interred with full honors in a special mausoleum on the grounds of the Federal Reserve here on Wednesday.
Houston to combine Enron, Tom Delay and Beyonce Trials into One
HOUSTON - Superstar Beyonce, charged with driving 28 in a 25 mph school zone finds herself sharing the courtroom spotlight with Enron defendants AND former House Majority leader Tom Delay in what Houston bills as "the greatest trial on earth...