Spoof news stories from Monday 30 January 2006
Chemical Company Receives Patent for Air
Global Chemical Corporation, headquartered in Passaic, New Jersey, has just received a patent on air. Beginning January 1, 2007, Global Chemical will begin sending bills to all persons and operators of equipment in the entire World that use ai...
Jay Leno To Deliver President Bush's State of the Union Address
After 23 false starts, 24 failed drafts and "more than a bucketful of mini dubya tantrums", President Bush finally THREW up his hands, phoned Jay Leno and asked the late night comedienne if HE could create and perform his State of th...