Spoof news stories from Friday 20 January 2006
Cunningham Calls for Mechanic's Release
Fonzerelli reportedly sought to meet "Potsie" Weber before kidnapping...
D.C. Plantation
Just a ten letter word and what a hell storm was set off. Gotcha. Faster reaction than after Katrina hit. Who's calling the shots? Karl Rove still playing the chess board? You'd think Hillary called the congress, Brokeback Mountain. Chris Mat...
Scientists Accidentally Discover God
An Interview with the Closeted Christian Scientists at the Bee Flight Discovery...
Bin Laden tape traced to Houston's Bust-uh-Rap Recording Studio
"Lord if he's in HOUSTON'" Rumsfeld raged, "We''ll never find him!". Tito Lee, owner of Bust-uh-Rap recording studio in Houston Texas told CIA agents that yes a rather tall "dude" with a beard and a turb...
Cheney Lashes at Google, Greenpeace and Nuns
Vice President Dick "Cool Hands" Cheney violently defended the Bush administration's domestic "surveillance" program Thursday, calling it "the essential tool" in monitoring Google, liberals, Greenpeace, nuns, priests and other terrorist organizat...
Terrorist Al-Godiva whale swims up Thames
The whale spotted swimming up the Thames in central London has been unmasked as part of an undercover surveillance operation by terrorist organisation Al-Godiva.
George Bush Sneers At Plankton
WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush has sneered at plankton, the microscopic plants that form the basis of ocean life and which his policies promoting more fossil fuel use and global warming are destroying.