Spoof news stories from Monday 2 January 2006
Live Grenade juggler ends career in a Bang!
Enrico Valdez, aka "Juggling Fool" went out with a BANG after 11 years of successfully juggling 3 fully armed live hand grenades before less than optimal crowds. Club owners would routinely plant Cabbage Patch dolls and clapping toy monkey...
Government plan to enourage healthy eating 'ludicrous'
The Health Secretary yesterday unveiled a £5 million plan to encourage healthy eating. Under the controversial plan, a range of gambling devices will be installed in chip shops, schools and arcades acrosss the country. These machines will differ from...
I Am Afraid Of Virginia Woolf
If there is one theme, which runs throughout my adolescence, and then my college years, it is this: I am afraid of Virginia Woolf.