Spoof news stories from Wednesday 11 January 2006
George Lucas: 'Episode Zero, let's ROLL with it!'
Star Wars fans are ecstatic after the announcement that George Lucas, apparently bored with nothing to do but count money is now hard at work filming Star Wars Episode Zero, Return of Jar Jar Binks". Lucas spoke with reporters during film...
Alito Praises George Bush, Urges Americans to Worship the New Messiah-President
WASHINGTON (AP)-At an unprecedented White House news conference, Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito has praised President George Bush, saying, "Americans must bow down and worship this man, this Grand Republican. The time for the separation of Church...