Spoof news stories from Tuesday 10 January 2006
Fish Oil Helps Fish
NORWICH - Thousands of fish in hundreds of schools across the seven seas, could be the beneficiary of a new ground breaking study now underway in this university city. Young fish are being studied to see if re-ingested fish oil in capsule form, helps...
Jessica Simpson Admits She is Dating Her Father
Just weeks after officially announcing that she and Nick Lachey were calling it quits, blonde bombshell, singing sensation Jessica Simpson announced in an interview Monday that she has been dating her father, Joe for the last two months.
Iran's Nuclear Program: Still a Threat?
The threat of a possible future nuclear holocaust at the hands of Iran is up in the air after the surprising resignation of deputy head of Iran's Atomic Energy Agency, Mohammad Saidi. Saidi abrubtly announced his resignation in the middle of a pr...
Psychic Predictions Accuracy for 2005 Phenomenal
Baton Rouge, Jan. 10, 2006 - Each new year always brings with it a long list of predictions by psychics and the like, entertaining thousands of readers of tabloids and other such publications. But how often do people look back to the previous years p...
Mount St Helens Erupts Skittles
For over a year Mount St Helens has been threatening to blow her top. Today she did, raining down billions of colorful bite-sized candy shells with the chewy fruity centers upon the surrounding countryside complete with the Skittles signature fluore...
George Bush Praises Alito, Says He Would Return America to the ‘Leave it to Beaver' Paradise
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-In a major address at a White House news conference, President George Bush urged the approval of Judge Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court since such conservative judges would return America to its 1950s ‘Leave It to Beaver' roots...